Skip to comments.Hawaiian Surfing Model Charged With Attempted Murder in Alleged Road Rage Hit and Run
Posted on 05/18/2014 11:51:32 AM PDT by windcliff
A surfer remains in jail after allegedly hitting an elderly Hawaiian woman with her car in a fit of road rage.
Jill Hansen is charged with attempted murder for allegedly hitting Elizabeth Conklin with her car Wednesday. She's being held on $1 million bail.
Conklin, 73, told ABC News she doesnt remember the incident.
I parked in my normal parking place, and I got out and all of a sudden I woke up in an ambulance, Conklin said from her Honolulu hospital room, where she sported two black eyes.
According to police, Hansen, 30, waited until Conklin was out of her car before hitting her.
Conklin said a bystander in the parking garage saw the incident and bashed in Hansens rear window when she appeared to prepare to hit Conklin again.
He saw her in her car getting ready to hit me again. He totally saved my life, said Conklin.
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Ms. Conklin (the victim) doesn’t look very Hawaiian, except for living in Hawaii. I hope she makes a full recovery, poor dear.
Apart from that, those tattoos at the collarbones are the ugliest thing. There’s a young woman who goes to the same pool as we do, who has “SERENITY” across her upper chest in gothic script. I haven’t had the nerve to ask whether it’s a reference to the tv program ;-). And one of the lifeguards, I taught him Sunday School in 5th grade, has some kind of Greek text in the same place. Ugh.
haha, Hawaii is full of haoles (the dread WHITE PERSON or non native)
My little twin grandsons have been born and mostly raised there too, and mama is a red head from Pittsburgh.
But if you live there, you get to be called kama ‘aina (sp?) (pronounced kama eye na) even if you’re not Hawaiian.
They will be here soon for the summer and I’m so excited! They’re nine this year. The pic of them on my page is sort of old.
I agree with you about the chest tattoo. People just do any old thing nowadays. Boy I feel old, using that word. Nowadays. Back in the old days.....(said in an old voice)
The tramp stamps for the world to see say more about her than anything else.
And aholes, too.
Just my personal experience and observation.
Pretty young women in America feel that they should be bowed to.
There’s a saying that goes around, that if a woman has a tattoo in that area, and especially if she has a lot of tattoos, she’s probably crazy in a bad way, but not enough to spend time at a psych ward.
I know a tiny lady with a lot of tattoos, with I think wings in that area, and I think she apparently has some sort of problem with me, even though I live my life not giving people a reason to dislike me.
(”Serenity”: Could be referencing either Seinfeld or AA as well..)
Driving while blonde is not good - deliberately driving into a woman in her 70’s in a fit of road rage is worse.
Driving while blonde, and tramp stamped, and road raging should be a hanging offense.
“The tramp stamps for the world to see say more about her than anything else.”
There’s a store I frequent with a GREAT looking young woman (22-26 I’m guessing) who besides being great looking is also really interesting and apparently intelligent. I say apparently for one reason - she has tons of visible tattoos. I’m sure there are many more in the covered up areas.
I’ve talked to her many times and she is delightful. I almost know her well enough to say what I am actually thinking - “why the f would a beautiful woman like you cover yourself with those trash marks?”
Like I said, almost know her well enough.
Much more in-depth article, going into how she was ordered by a court to have a mental health exam earlier over another similar incident and been cited numerous time for driving issues. She sounds like a loon.
My newest squeeze has more than a couple of them. Don’t get it. I will not make that a show-stopper though. Tell me what to expect.
I won’t judge her by her tattoos - tomorrow (hypothetically) there could be a story about someone with similar tattoos rescuing people from a burning building. I will, however, judge her by her actions.
The “surfing model” looks kind of like a meth addict.
I just read the longer article on this particular one and I have changed my mind. She should cover herself completely in tattoos as a warning to everyone. This is apparently a complete loon!
(Went to facebook to try to find someone to kill her father - now he has a restraining order to keep her away.)
Pretty sexy to look at but apparently batsh*t crazy. Wonder why she is still on the street?
“Tell me what to expect.”
Wouldn’t have a clue. The girl I’m talking about works at a bookstore and is great in every regard that I’ve seen. I guess if she likes or gets some satisfaction out of being covered in cartoons, so be it. I’d hate to tell her, but the unmarked skin she shows looks a whole lot more appealing to me than a bunch of drawings.
But to each their own!
You’re being facetious, right? That’s a formerly decent looking woman on her last leg before sliding straight into bag lady due to poor life choices.
Who does she model for, the Bates Motel?
On a hotness scale, I rate that a 20 Kelvin.
She was actually pretty other than the tattoo, but I would NOT hit it.
She's being held on $1 million bail.$1 Million bail? She must be very wealthy!
Three cheers for the bystander who took action!!!
Without the tatts, she’d be not bad, but has really skinny thighs. Makes her legs look funny!
Surely you can stop calling me Kelvin!
With a last name like Farenheit we just have to call you Kelvin!
I looked at your picture - the palm trees bending in the wind reminds me of “Magnum, P.I.”
That’s Farhart dammit! I’ve told you that before! Farhart!!
(and the middle name is Aetor!)
The lady I mentioned seems young - 20s - for AA, but one never knows. She has two little children who were in swimming lessons at the same time as some of my boys, which is why I noticed her. Her mother and grandmother would also be at the pool, what with water aerobics going on.
I’m not a fuss about tattoos - my oldest daughter, the outrageous Gunner Anoreth, USCG, has three on her arms. However, having text on the chest almost forces people to stare at your chest. Why bother putting on eye makeup?
I’m wondering what kinds of idiots would PAY someone to surf.
Umm....same island, that’s why. LOL!
Even businesses unassociated with surfing or a "beach lifestyle" could choose to advertise through surfing, if they're near the beach. It's an obvious choice for real estate agencies in the relevant area, for example.
My husband and I notice the weather when we watch reruns. Sometimes there will be an indoor scene, and we can see that it’s rainy and very windy outside ... and then the characters walk outdoors into bright sun!
That moron, loser, probable drug user and devil worshipper and delinquent from normality better keep his filthy hands off of me.
Sorry about that. I have a typing impedifice.
she surely does, the best bit of that piece was that her own father has a restraining order against her and says she used facebook to find someone to kill him!
Crazy AND S.t.u.p.i.d.
Son Jeff (father of the twins) worked on sets on Vampire Diaries and now works on sets for Satisfaction. He says on that one they are building a mansion INSIDE a warehouse for the show. And he said that with all the huge lights, they can make it seem like it’s day when it’s not.