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Woman's car attacked by self-identified 'high elf' battling evil
KATU News ^
| 5/16/2014
| Colin Miner
Posted on 05/19/2014 10:45:48 AM PDT by Notforprophet
The last thing the woman from Northeast Portland probably expected when she got up Tuesday morning was that she would be attacked by a sword-wielding elf.
But that's what happened around 7 a.m. as she drove her red BMW by the intersection of Southeast 7th and Morrison.
A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car.
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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
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To: Notforprophet
Haven’t we all had this kind of a day?
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:46:25 AM PDT
by
Notforprophet
(Don't Tread On Me)
To: Notforprophet
Was her car a GM product?
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:47:37 AM PDT
by
LucianOfSamasota
(Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: LucianOfSamasota
Red BMW apparently. LSD may have been a factor, per TFA.
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:48:53 AM PDT
by
Notforprophet
(Don't Tread On Me)
To: LucianOfSamasota
In a world where Al Borland pimps Pocket Hos, the occasional stoned dwarf is to be expected.
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:49:42 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin.)
To: Notforprophet
“High” elf. he he. Get it?
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:49:44 AM PDT
by
DManA
To: LucianOfSamasota
red BMW / Morgoth...
I can understand the confusion.
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:49:56 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: DManA
Good catch... He admitted to taking LSD.
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:50:19 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Notforprophet
That is something i haven’t seen in years.
A Red BMW!
Elves are an hourly occurrence, but a Red BMW ,that’s rare.
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:50:27 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day.)
To: Notforprophet
The last thing the woman from Northeast Portland probably expected when she got up Tuesday morning was that she would be attacked by a sword-wielding elf.Oh, I don't know. Even here in Charlotte, an elf on acid is more likely than running into a brontosaurus.
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:50:57 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You say I'm insane ... I say you're afraid.)
To: Notforprophet
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:51:29 AM PDT
by
dblshot
(I am John Galt.)
To: moose07
My dad’s first BMW was red. My brother’s first wife got it in the divorce.
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:51:53 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You say I'm insane ... I say you're afraid.)
To: Notforprophet
My question is where did this elf hail from? Lord of the Rings, World of Warcraft, Dungeons and Dragons? We will need to see pics of the elf’s weapons and armor to be sure.
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:51:57 AM PDT
by
Marko413
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To: Notforprophet
Lucas Prince of Darkness in the flesh?
Did her headlights start flickering?
To: Notforprophet
Concealed carry, for those times when the police are 10 to 15 minutes away and you only have seconds to save your own life.
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:53:24 AM PDT
by
Robert357
(D.Rather "Hoist with his own petard!" www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1223916/posts)
To: Notforprophet
Bass told officers that he . . . was a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth." Bass . . . also told officers he had taken LSD. If you are going into battle with a being as powerful as Morgoth, its probably not wise to take LSD.
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:53:26 AM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: Tax-chick
Haven’t seen a red one in .....long time.
Not an executive colour.....*wwwWWW*
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:54:03 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day.)
To: Notforprophet
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:54:15 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("I'm a Contra" -- President Ronald Reagan)
To: Opinionated Blowhard
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