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NHTSA To Impose New Safe Testing
Bureaucrats Daily | 5-19-14 | Retired Texas Vet

Posted on 05/19/2014 5:39:40 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

NHTSA announced today that GM (Government Motors) would be required to perform new tests and certify the results of those tests.

GM will be required to engineer, test and certify that all sub-prime market vehicles can withstand a bowling ball or small child being attached to the keychain will not turn off the vehicle or disable the safety features of the vehicle.

NHTSA studies have indicated that an inordinate number of sales of these vehicles by GM to customers that are Common Core public school graduates or have been recently released from institutions and do not possess significant common sense to make complicated or sophisticated decisions in this area.


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1 posted on 05/19/2014 5:39:40 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

In addition, The NHTSA will require Toyota Dealers to provide training and certify that all buyers of new Toyota’s have been properly trained to understand the difference between the “Gas Pedal” and the “Brake pedal”.


2 posted on 05/19/2014 5:52:38 PM PDT by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

NHTSA announced today that GM (Government Motors) would be required to perform new tests...using a bowling ball or small child!


3 posted on 05/19/2014 6:11:30 PM PDT by Bushbacker1 (Molon Labe! (Oathkeeper))
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