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‘American Idol’ Should Call It Quits After Next Season: Here’s Why
MTV ^ | 05/23/2014 | Gil Kaufman

Posted on 05/23/2014 9:19:46 AM PDT by SeekAndFind

I haven’t done the math, but just spitballing it, I’ve spent somewhere in the vicinity of 800+ hours watching “American Idol” over the past 13 seasons. Do you know what you can accomplish in 800 hours?! Okay, i’m terrible at math, but that’s more than a month of my life on the couch watching everyone from Kelly Clarkson to that “Pants on the Ground” guy, Phillip Phillips and everyone in between.

Bottom line is this: I know “Idol,” and so I feel perfectly comfortable saying that next season should be the show’s swan song. After 20 percent audience dips for the past three seasons and rapidly declining ratings, “Idol” has turned into that Facebook friend who keeps posting pics from high school and asking if you “remember that one time…”

Yeah, I do. Get over it.

It’s hard to kill the golden goose, but here are 4 tips how “Idol” should go 14 and done with dignity and style:

1. The Panel Is Finally Good, Don’t Blow It
When “Idol” launched in June 2002 its judge’s panel was perfect. There was the washed-up, hilariously wacky pop star (Paula Abdul), some salty British guy we didn’t know (Simon Cowell) and a catchphrase machine who used to be the bassist for Journey (Randy Jackson). And they killed it.

Fast-forward to the last few years, when the shuffling behind the desk went from bad (Ellen DeGeneres) to confusing (Steven Tyler) to awful (Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey). Inexplicably, the current combo of country star Keith Urban, Jennifer Lopez and jazz singer Harry Connick Jr. have a strangely alluring, dare I say charming quality.

The chemistry is great, the banter is believable, Harry’s musical nerd knowledge is off the charts and Urban’s dewy-eyed positivity is downright adorable. There’s only one problem: Harry’s references are mostly from the 1970s and the trio’s taste runs somewhere South of middle-of-the-road. Truth is, that’s fine, because the average age of “Idol” viewers is now close to 52 years-old. Give them one more season and go out on a high note, but don’t mess with a good thing… again.

2. Look At The Charts, For Once
“Idol” has never been where America comes to find out what’s hot. Hell, the majority of its winners have been so bland lately you’d have trouble picking them out of a lineup. (Quick, name last year’s winner.)

But this year they had a chance to hoist up a singer who could develop into a contemporary star in 17-year-old teen runner-up Jena Irene. Her mash-up of EDM energy and beats and Paramore pop rock instincts could easily make a dent in the charts in a way that Candice Glover can only dream of. (She was last year’s winner, BTW.)

But winner Caleb Johnson? He seems like a nice enough guy, but if we wanted to see a Whitesnake cover band we’d go down to the local sticky-floor bar on a Tuesday night. The charts are packed with female pop stars, hip-hop and pop/country hybrids, where, exactly, does throwback arena rock fit in?

The show has never come within spitting distance of giving a hip-hop artist or edgy female singer a chance (sorry Fantasia), not to mention a guy who isn’t a bland, white guitar strummer. Judges, producers, America! Go for broke on the last go-round and give us a winner that can leave a mark! Who doesn’t need another Drake, Ed Sheeran or Ariana Grande?

3. Keep It Tight
After declining ratings, “Idol” bosses clearly got the message and have decided to cut next year’s episode run nearly in half, giving us just two hours a week instead of 3-4. Wise choice. Less is more, trust us. And while you’re at it, keep your promise this time and take the focus off the judges and actually tell us more of the contestants’ compelling backstories.

After three to four hours of “Idol” every week for moths, even the most ardent fan gets JLo fatigue, so one night a week is a great move.

And speaking of tight, you seem to have already learned a lesson with the disastrous year-plus wait for Glover’s dud album by announcing that Caleb will have a debut in stores by August. Well played, now don’t forget that for next year!

4. Be Honest
For 13 seasons, “Idol” has been like one of those grade-school soccer coaches who hands out big trophies to everyone for “participation.” Not everyone is a precious jem. It’s the last hurrah, so tell the singers some truth when they tank it and don’t be afraid to let America know that they’re way, way off sometimes.

I don’t know if this is the show’s final season, but can you imagine what the buzz would be if all of a sudden “Idol” gave us some real talk that didn’t make us smack our foreheads at home and yell, “WAIT! WHAT! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT GUY?”


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: americanidol; americansidle; killyourtv

1 posted on 05/23/2014 9:19:46 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

this person is pissed her choice didn’t win and that’s pretty much all you need to know.


2 posted on 05/23/2014 9:24:01 AM PDT by ilgipper
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To: SeekAndFind
I’ve spent somewhere in the vicinity of 800+ hours watching “American Idol” over the past 13 seasons

Phew. Whatta waste of time.

3 posted on 05/23/2014 9:25:01 AM PDT by wbill
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To: SeekAndFind

I don’t watch it and don’t care for it.
But its just like any other thing. If it continues to make money, they will continue to make it.
If they stop it, a vacuum will be created in that market and ten new things will be there trying to fill it.


4 posted on 05/23/2014 9:25:08 AM PDT by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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To: SeekAndFind
Inexplicably, the current combo of country star Keith Urban, Jennifer Lopez and jazz singer Harry Connick Jr. have a strangely alluring, dare I say charming quality.

i agree! this panel of judges is as good as the first panel... all that junk in between made me less interested in watching on a regular basis...

5 posted on 05/23/2014 9:27:08 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: SeekAndFind
What is this "American Idol" he's referring to?

Seriously, if they didn't run that extra minute into the next hour, I'd never tune into it.

Or I am confusing it with some other show I don't watch?

Oops, it's on Fox. Fox runs the local news at 10PM...

6 posted on 05/23/2014 9:27:32 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: SeekAndFind

Because the American people are stupid enough already.


7 posted on 05/23/2014 9:28:55 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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To: envisio

There are now too many shows with the same concept.

Count them — THE VOICE, X-FACTOR, and now, a new show — RISING STAR.

This was in contrast tot eh first 8 seasons of Idol when there was almost NO COMPETITION whatsoever.

People are over-saturated with this.

I say 14 seasons is a good, long run for a show.


8 posted on 05/23/2014 9:28:57 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

5) We here at MTV are in development on a series that is exactly like it, but features full-frontal nudity.


9 posted on 05/23/2014 9:29:34 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: ilgipper

Exactly my impression.

The show will not end for artistic reasons. It will end when it stops making buckets of money.


10 posted on 05/23/2014 9:30:06 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: SeekAndFind

check the ratings, it has been on a downward trajectory for a while now,


11 posted on 05/23/2014 9:30:36 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Very likely true


12 posted on 05/23/2014 9:31:39 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: envisio

I worked a rehearsal as a weekend PA several years ago in Charlotte. None of the real names or judges were there, just assorted production types. I was treated very well by just about all of them.

Never watched it enough to amount to anything.


13 posted on 05/23/2014 9:33:58 AM PDT by wally_bert (There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.)
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To: SeekAndFind

For some good TV check out “Turn” on AMC Sundays. Its about George Washington’s Culper spy ring, the British Occupation, and the increasing oppression which drove loyalists to “turn” to patriot.

This Sunday will be a Turn marathon on AMC.


14 posted on 05/23/2014 9:36:40 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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To: envisio

It is the most worthless of shows for the brain dead. I call it “Americans idle”


15 posted on 05/23/2014 9:38:01 AM PDT by SADMILLIE
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To: GeronL

RE: check the ratings, it has been on a downward trajectory for a while now

Yes it has.

The 2014 finale had 11 Million Viewers at peak time. That was DOWN from 14 million last season and WAY DOWN when Ruben and Clay were competing in Season 2 ( 38 million ).

Don’t get me wrong, many shows would kill to get 11 million viewers, but this trend simply shows that viewers are moving on...


16 posted on 05/23/2014 9:38:29 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: wally_bert

Caleb Johnson looks like a young Meatloaf.He should sing some Meatloaf songs.


17 posted on 05/23/2014 9:48:27 AM PDT by Craftmore
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To: SeekAndFind

Just a bunch of people screaming on stage to try to win something that’s already been decided before hand.


18 posted on 05/23/2014 9:54:16 AM PDT by SkyDancer (I Believe In The Law Until It Intereferes With Justice. And Pay Your Liberty Tax Citizen.)
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To: Craftmore
I was actually thinking JACK BLACK.

19 posted on 05/23/2014 9:54:27 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: Craftmore
This is how Caleb will look like 30 years from now

20 posted on 05/23/2014 9:56:03 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

The current panel is pretty good, although I thought Steven Tyler added a lot and was honest.

I didn’t watch much this year, it’s getting old.

I think the most important thing to have a great sendoff year would be MORE TOP TALENT. I can’t believe there isn’t better talent out there.

Or, let’s do a battle of the bands show. Get a couple dozen top bands and let the bands compete with original songs - now that would be a hit.


21 posted on 05/23/2014 10:02:04 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: SeekAndFind

After next season? Why not now? I cannot stomach what passes for music, and especially ‘singing’ these days. It’s nothing but moaning, groaning, screeching, and wailing. It all sounds so much the same the voting has to be based on personal popularity.
I haven’t watched or listened for years.


22 posted on 05/23/2014 10:02:18 AM PDT by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Yes, I now see alot of redneck themed shows that have popped up since the success of Duck Dynasty.


23 posted on 05/23/2014 10:03:20 AM PDT by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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To: Wiser now
I cannot stomach what passes for music, and especially ‘singing’ these days. It’s nothing but moaning, groaning, screeching, and wailing. It all sounds so much the same the voting has to be based on personal popularity.

How to create a sexy Pop Star

Even if she can't sing.
24 posted on 05/23/2014 10:06:43 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

American idol had one, and ONLY ONE, good part. That was when Simon savaged no talent losers during the auditions. Once the auditions were over there was nothing left to watch on the show for that year. Then they booted Simon off and there was nothing left to watch at all.

Now this chick wants some hip-hop thug to win? If I wanted to see thugs I’d go down to the prison (or the NBA)

And (while I’m ranting) no musician in the last 50 years has left much of a mark on anything. The songs get played, the songs get old. next!


25 posted on 05/23/2014 10:12:13 AM PDT by John O (God Save America (Please))
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To: SeekAndFind

Total viewers don’t matter; what matters is the 18-49 years old audience. “American Idol,” while dropping in recent seasons, is still a hit, and what’s more, it’s a hit two nights per week.

These are the rankings in the 18-49 demo for the TV season that just wrapped up:

1. FOOTBALL
2. BIG BANG THEORY
3. THE VOICE
4. MODERN FAMILY
5. GREY’S ANATOMY
6. HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
7. THE BLACKLIST
8. SCANDAL
9. THE VOICE
10. RESURRECTION
11. NCIS
12. ONCE UPON A TIME
13. AMERICAN IDOL WEDNESDAY
14. CRIMINAL MINDS
15. SLEEPY HOLLOW
16. AMERICAN IDOL THURSDAY
17. THE BACHELOR
18. FAMILY GUY
19. SURVIVOR
20. MARVEL AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.


26 posted on 05/23/2014 10:20:35 AM PDT by Blue Ink
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To: latina4dubya
Inexplicably, the current combo of country star Keith Urban, Jennifer Lopez and jazz singer Harry Connick Jr. have a strangely alluring, dare I say charming quality.

Maybe...but they all look like they could use a long, hot bath.

27 posted on 05/23/2014 10:22:08 AM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: SeekAndFind

No kidding. Dress her up like a prostitute and have her simulate sex on stage. Barf.


28 posted on 05/23/2014 10:25:20 AM PDT by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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To: SeekAndFind
...I’ve spent somewhere in the vicinity of 800+ hours watching “American Idol...

Well, in addition to being an idiot, you've managed to blow nearly 34 days of your life, right down the drain.

Are you proud?

And just why the hell would you think the rest of the country would give a rat's ass?

29 posted on 05/23/2014 10:29:24 AM PDT by OldSmaj (I am an avowed enemy of islam and obama is a damned fool and traitor. Questions?)
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To: SeekAndFind

I watched seasons 2 and 3, then lost interest. They should not have raised the age limit beyond 24, I thought. The whole idea was to give young talent a chance at exposure, I thought. And the older people are the more likelythey are to have crap in their pasts, criminal records and so forth.

At the other end of the spectrum they can be as young as 16. If I were a parent I would be uncomfortable with my 16 y/o going to stay in a house with older kids who were also rivals. I would try to convince them to wait til they were 18.


30 posted on 05/23/2014 10:41:45 AM PDT by crazycatlady
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To: GoldenPup
Maybe...but they all look like they could use a long, hot bath.

seriously? i do not think so... and they have good chemistry...

31 posted on 05/23/2014 11:04:27 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: wbill

800 hours is about what the average poster on this site has spent over the past few years arguing over who is and who is not a RINO. We all have our special time wasting ways.


32 posted on 05/23/2014 12:23:50 PM PDT by mcjordansc
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To: SeekAndFind

America Karoke


33 posted on 05/23/2014 12:48:21 PM PDT by castlegreyskull
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To: castlegreyskull

Hardly. Karaoke is when amateur singers sing along with recorded music.

That does not happen in American Idol.

In fact, many contestants actually play their own instruments.


34 posted on 05/23/2014 12:50:18 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

They sing to known songs with background music and they are amateurs. There, by your own definition it is karaoke. I am aware some play instruments, most don’t play them well, and seem to be measly stage prop.

Anyway, enjoy your idol. Sorry to offend.


35 posted on 05/23/2014 1:01:38 PM PDT by castlegreyskull
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To: latina4dubya

...different strokes for...


36 posted on 05/23/2014 1:08:25 PM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: cripplecreek

So this Sunday’s episode of “TURN” is the season finale? I hate to see it end. I think it got better and better as it went along.

Hope they renew it for next year.


37 posted on 05/23/2014 2:12:16 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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To: latina4dubya

I agree. Love Keith, He’s adorable. I’ve always liked Jen and Harry.


38 posted on 05/23/2014 4:29:41 PM PDT by patriot08 (NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
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To: All

I just couldn’t get interested in the singers this year. The last one I really rooted for was Scott Mcreery the young C&W singer. He was a good Christian boy.


39 posted on 05/23/2014 4:46:21 PM PDT by patriot08 (NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
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To: patriot08
I agree. Love Keith, He’s adorable. I’ve always liked Jen and Harry.

yes--i just love Keith in his skinny t-shirts! And Jennifer Lopez is so pretty, and always looks fresh-faced... seems nice... Harry is a straight shooter...

40 posted on 05/23/2014 8:02:18 PM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: Blue Ink

i had no idea Criminal Minds was still on! that was my fave for a long time...


41 posted on 05/23/2014 8:06:50 PM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: GoldenPup

indeed!


42 posted on 05/23/2014 8:07:22 PM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: latina4dubya

“Criminal Minds” stinks now,and has for several years.

.


43 posted on 05/23/2014 8:09:54 PM PDT by Mears
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“Criminal Minds” stinks now,and has for several years.

why???!!! the last one i saw was when J.J. got married and Prentiss left...

44 posted on 05/23/2014 8:20:57 PM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: latina4dubya

The writing changed——it’s dreadful.

.


45 posted on 05/23/2014 8:28:52 PM PDT by Mears
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