The Require Bodyguards, STAT!
I Volunteer.
As for Guns, is there any wonder why Gun Tourism is SO big in Guam and Hawaii?
Because Asians Aren't allowed Guns.
http://www.teaparty.org/machine-gun-tourism-thrives-vegas-33410/
http://www.forbes.com/sites/susannahbreslin/2013/09/29/guns-hawaii/
Was gonna ping you. Saw you were already here. all is right with the world ;)
I heartily volunteer for guard duty.