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Nigeria: Bizarre - Bird Turns Into Woman in Lagos
Leadership (Abuja) ^ | 22 MAY 2014 | MATTHEW DIKE

Posted on 05/26/2014 1:17:37 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A bizzare occurrence took place in Ajegunle area of Lagos State yesterday, when a bird that was flying in the sky, fell and transformed into an old woman.

Those who witnessed the incident which occurred on Ojo Road expressed shock at the development.

A witness who only gave his name as Emeka narrated that he was sitting in front of a compound with his lover when they saw three black birds in the air flying as if they were playing and he jocularly told his lover, Kemi that two of the birds could be male, fighting over the only female one. He said barely had they finished laughing over the joke when one of the birds fell and landed on a moving pick-up van belonging to the Eko Electricity Distribution Company, while the rest flew away.

Emeka said the bird then, fell on the floor and suddenly turned into an old woman, with blood gushing out of her forehead, as she rolled on the road.

He said a large crowd was attracted to the scene and the woman confessed to being a witch from Ibadan and that she came for a meeting in Lagos and was going back when the incident occurred.

The source said the woman told the bewildered crowd that they missed their way which was why they were hovering in the air till daybreak, adding that she fell because of tiredness.

LEADERSHIP gathered that some residents of the area were in the process of meting out jungle justice to the woman but were prevented by the traditional ruler of Layeni Community, Bale Rafiu Olayeni.

Olayeni told LEADERSHIP that he called the divisional police officer of Layeni police station, CSP Chijioke Ndu and he swiftly drafted anti- robbery policemen to the scene and they rescued the woman and conveyed her in a patrol vehicle to the station. Hundreds of spectators were said to have followed them to the station.

When LEADERSHIP visited the police station, policemen had a hard time controlling the crowd that thronged there to catch a glimpse of the woman.

A police sergeant who spoke on the condition of anonymity said the DPO had called for reinforcement and police teams from Ajegunle and Amukoko divisions were on their way to help in dispersing the crowd.

Ndu however declined comments on the matter and asked LEADERSHIP to leave, when he was asked to confirm the development, saying, "please no news here. I have transferred the case to the State Anti- Robbery Squad (SARS), Ikeja".


TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: birdbirdbird; birdintobird; birdintochick; expectemailfromher; explainsbirdbrains; ibelieveit; surfingbird

1 posted on 05/26/2014 1:17:37 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Nigeria - ‘nuff said.

Africa won there, again.


2 posted on 05/26/2014 1:19:09 PM PDT by GladesGuru (Islam Delenda Est - because of what Islam is and because of what Muslims do.)
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To: nickcarraway

Don Juan’s wife is in Nigeria?


3 posted on 05/26/2014 1:20:48 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: nickcarraway

I just flew in from Ibadan and boy, are my arms tired.


4 posted on 05/26/2014 1:21:34 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: nickcarraway

This happens in Alabama 2 or 3 times a week. People hardly even talk about it any more.


5 posted on 05/26/2014 1:24:15 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Stop wishing for a perfect world. You may get it. Who will you talk to then?)
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To: nickcarraway
Those who witnessed the incident which occurred on Ojo Road expressed shock at the development.

Indeed.

6 posted on 05/26/2014 1:25:57 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: nickcarraway

Bet should would taste like chicken...


7 posted on 05/26/2014 1:31:47 PM PDT by Keli Kilohana (Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
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To: GladesGuru

In England, birds are women.


8 posted on 05/26/2014 1:32:41 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway; left that other site

thats nothing. in America six years ago, a total queer moron turned into a presIDent.


9 posted on 05/26/2014 1:32:55 PM PDT by kingattax (America needs more real Americans.)
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To: nickcarraway

What does “LEADERSHIP” mean in this context?

A particular erson?


10 posted on 05/26/2014 1:33:12 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin; nickcarraway

Wait. Never mind. I got it.


11 posted on 05/26/2014 1:33:44 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Keli Kilohana

Must the NSA question every chicken that crosses the road?


12 posted on 05/26/2014 1:34:47 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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To: nickcarraway

Of course she did!!!! snort)))))))):)


13 posted on 05/26/2014 1:35:40 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: nickcarraway

Nigeria has the same vote we do at the UN


14 posted on 05/26/2014 1:37:03 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: kingattax
Bizarro Planet Ping:


15 posted on 05/26/2014 1:42:27 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: nickcarraway

#BringOurWitchesHome


16 posted on 05/26/2014 1:44:21 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: nickcarraway
Did she look like this ?


17 posted on 05/26/2014 1:44:42 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: GladesGuru

There is always those emails promising $ Millions...


18 posted on 05/26/2014 1:47:26 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
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To: nickcarraway

I remember getting some of those mushrooms during my mis-spent youth… good times


19 posted on 05/26/2014 1:48:15 PM PDT by DanielRedfoot (Creepy Ass Cracker)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

The woman is still a bird-brain, right?


20 posted on 05/26/2014 1:48:37 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: nickcarraway
Here's a blackbird in Legos.


21 posted on 05/26/2014 1:52:35 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: nickcarraway
Attention Fellow Freeper's

I am currently in Nigeria and can attest that this incident is true. My wife and I even have recorded this on our cell phones.

Unfortunately, due to our excitement and rush to get back to the airport, we realized that we had lost our wallets.

We do not have our plane tickets and need only $4,872.00 each to come back to the USA.

If you will send to me a good faith deposit of $2,436.00 I will send to you the pictures from the recording.

Thank you in advance for your assistance.

Best Regards
Areuwa N. Iddyute

22 posted on 05/26/2014 1:58:19 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (I never thought anyone could make Jimmy Carter look good in comparison)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

She certainly was an incompetent witch.


23 posted on 05/26/2014 1:59:23 PM PDT by Savage Beast (Hubris and denial overwhelm Western Civilization. Nemesis and tragedy always follow.)
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To: left that other site

bizarro world. great place to send obozo, dirty harry and their gang.


24 posted on 05/26/2014 2:01:50 PM PDT by kingattax (America needs more real Americans.)
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To: Delta Dawn

She’s a witch! She turned me into a newt!


25 posted on 05/26/2014 2:03:21 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Stop wishing for a perfect world. You may get it. Who will you talk to then?)
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To: Savage Beast

She was tired from hovering all night. I guess she was a bad navigator or not rated for night flight. She should have landed and turned back into an old woman in the dark and took a cab home.


26 posted on 05/26/2014 2:06:17 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Stop wishing for a perfect world. You may get it. Who will you talk to then?)
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To: kingattax

But they would not be content with that. They would rather “bizarroterreform” our own planet.


27 posted on 05/26/2014 2:12:17 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: nickcarraway
he was sitting in front of a compound with his lover

Smells like a translation. Did something get lost in the process?

28 posted on 05/26/2014 2:15:12 PM PDT by DManA
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To: kingattax

LOLOL That was good. Really, *really* good. Thanks.


29 posted on 05/26/2014 2:26:48 PM PDT by KGeorge (Till we're together again, Gypsy girl. May 28, 1998- June 3, 2013)
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To: UCANSEE2

They cut the budget on Legos too.


30 posted on 05/26/2014 2:37:24 PM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: nickcarraway

31 posted on 05/26/2014 2:40:46 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: nickcarraway

I saw it on Youtube the other day.

Weird


32 posted on 05/26/2014 2:41:35 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: Michael.SF.

Many funny replies but yours is so believable Well done


33 posted on 05/26/2014 3:04:50 PM PDT by jcon40
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To: nickcarraway
Perhaps she had been listening to this: Freebird
34 posted on 05/26/2014 3:15:11 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: nickcarraway

My VA doctor got her degree from Lagos. I hope she doesn’t turn into a bird.


35 posted on 05/26/2014 3:30:11 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican
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To: nickcarraway

Paging Carlos Castaneda, Don Juan calling on line 2.


36 posted on 05/26/2014 4:22:54 PM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: KGeorge

yw :)


37 posted on 05/26/2014 4:44:53 PM PDT by kingattax (America needs more real Americans.)
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To: Michael.SF.

Great comment, Michael.


38 posted on 05/27/2014 1:04:36 AM PDT by stilloftyhenight (...staying home isn't an option.)
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