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Teen drowns in Lake Allatoona while playing a game
www.ajc.com ^ | 5/25/14 | Craig Schneider

Posted on 05/27/2014 6:49:28 AM PDT by armydawg505

Atlanta: An 18-year-old who had graduated from high school hours earlier drowned in Lake Allatoona this weekend while playing a game in which people launch someone off a dock in a shopping cart, authorities said. Chance Werner, of Euharlee, was playing the game with other teens and an adult at Dock D at the Holiday Harbor Marina in Bartow County just before midnight on Saturday. Witnesses said he had just graduated from high school on Saturday, authorities said.

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TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: chancewerner; darwin; darwinaward; georgia; stupid
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To: armydawg505

:: A series of bad decisions and Darwin steps in to handle the situation. ::

I believe you have “Darwin” and “government welfare” confused on this one...


21 posted on 05/27/2014 7:28:08 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The Acronym explains the science.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard; armydawg505

Which one of us out here hasn’t done something stupid and foolhardy as teens - things that could have gotten us killed?

Prayers up for the family... it sucks losing folks you love, especially losing them to something so stupid.


22 posted on 05/27/2014 7:30:41 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: NY.SS-Bar9

:: I know, I did my share. ::

How many times has God drawn me closer to him according to my selfishness!

Sola Deo Gloria.


23 posted on 05/27/2014 7:31:18 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The Acronym explains the science.)
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To: tx_eggman

My first thought proven wrong by a picture.


24 posted on 05/27/2014 7:34:27 AM PDT by Half Vast Conspiracy (Settled science.)
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To: gbscott1954

Hey, hey, hey!

I donsh haszzzzh any dribble hannlin my shelf when i’ve been dringgging!


25 posted on 05/27/2014 7:34:28 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The Acronym explains the science.)
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To: armydawg505
Having been 18 and stupid myself once, I have sympathy for this poor kid and his family.
26 posted on 05/27/2014 7:38:09 AM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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I didn’t know that a non Amish could be a “teen”


27 posted on 05/27/2014 7:42:35 AM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%i)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Would you have tied the car to yourself? Evidently one normally secures a rope between the cart and a pole on the dock. This guy tied the cart to himself. When they found his body this morning he was tied to the cart in thirty feet of water.


28 posted on 05/27/2014 7:49:44 AM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: armydawg505

It’s beyond time to call for shopping cart licensing and registration, including capacity limitations and biometric identification. In addition to lawsuits against the shopping cart manufacturer, which has steadfastly refused common-sense shopping-cart safety measures such as loaded cart indicators and “do not tie yourself to this and then jump in a lake that is deeper than the rope is long” notification signs.


29 posted on 05/27/2014 7:50:22 AM PDT by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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To: armydawg505

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


30 posted on 05/27/2014 8:13:35 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Texas Eagle

I can think of a handful of private school educated kids who are no longer with us due to abject stupidity. I’m lucky one of them wasn’t me.

Glad to hear that there are no stupid kids in Texas, except those schooled in public schools. You guys are really lucky down there.


31 posted on 05/27/2014 8:15:41 AM PDT by dmz
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To: armydawg505

Tragic. Some bad decisions are fatal.


32 posted on 05/27/2014 8:19:58 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: gbscott1954
And everybody wonders why we don’t make drinking legal for people under 21

Everybody, except you. You go girl!!

33 posted on 05/27/2014 8:21:15 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: Half Vast Conspiracy

Really?

It was exactly what I expected


34 posted on 05/27/2014 8:28:20 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: armydawg505

Gee that sounds like fun...


35 posted on 05/27/2014 9:12:40 AM PDT by SECURE AMERICA (I am an American - Nhristot a Republican or a Democrat.)
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To: libstripper
Sometimes you just can't fix stupid.

But apparently you can make it go away.

36 posted on 05/27/2014 9:24:50 AM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: armydawg505

So much stupidity, so little time.


37 posted on 05/27/2014 9:26:15 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government." --Tacitus)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Jackass stunt revisited. What could go wrong?


38 posted on 05/27/2014 10:12:36 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Mastador1

He definitely made it go away, the same way a guillotine permanently cures headaches. After all, none of the good doctor’s patients has ever sued him after being treated with his little machine.


39 posted on 05/27/2014 10:52:38 AM PDT by libstripper
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To: armydawg505

Play stupid games... RIP.


40 posted on 05/27/2014 11:04:05 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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