Skip to comments.VIP Abortions: Clinic Offers Mahogany Furniture, Luxurious Bathrobes, Concierge Services
Posted on 05/27/2014 8:43:54 PM PDT by Morgana
On their Facebook page- New Yorks Eastside Gynecology has posted a meme appearing to support the second amendment.
But even more interesting is that this abortion clinic offers, VIP Abortion Services
The child killing center explains their private abortion clinic as offering exclusive and VIP surgical services for any patient who requires the utmost in service, comfort, and confidentiality.
Their website describes what you get, You are taken directly to a private room, where you will fill out any necessary paperwork, consult with the doctor, and recover. Our VIP rooms are designed to make you feel at home, with a luxurious mahogany bed, oil paintings, Internet and TV for complete privacy and comfort. Patient escorts are allowed to stay with the patient throughout the duration of their visit at our private clinic.
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But that is not all- for the right $$$ they will close the entire facility, Just for You:
VIP Surgical Patients may also elect to have the entire facility and staff dedicated solely to their needs and care, in which case we close the facility to any other patient on that particular day. No other patient will be scheduled or seen during your entire visit, thus keeping our NYC abortion clinic completely private. Our entire staff will be dedicated to your care, and your care alone.
Apparently this abortion clinic caters to the, needs of public figures, celebrities, and high-profile individuals and you can schedule an VIP abortion appointment and Confidential Concierge Services.
What does this service get you? This abortion clinic will arrange flights, car service, hotels or personal care. EastSide Gyninside
But wait .whats behind door #3? Why look .Private Abortion Boutique Services, explained this way, Accelerate your appointment and procedure wait time at our private abortion clinic for the best VIP service offered in NYC. You and your significant other or escort will be ushered to a well-appointed private room complete with a mahogany sleigh bed, luxurious bedding and a flat screen television and free Wi-Fi. After your procedure you are get access to a private area within the recovery room and as soon as you are medically stable you are brought back to your private room where your significant other is waiting.
And if you want to get out of there fast there is always the Fast-track & Privacy service, which is described this way, Our most economical VIP abortion service for NYC. For an extra fee we accelerate your appointment to minimize waiting time. This allows you to move through your procedure and have you in the comfort of your own home as soon as possible.
Eastside Surgical ROom
But all this fancy treatment doesnt seem to keep patients from warning others to STAY AWAY:
Sorry, looks pretty tacky to me (as does what goes on there).
They need some better design consultants.
Caligula had the best of everything too.
Sounds kinda wicked to me.
I hear that there are whorehouses in NYC that offer the same benefits...
I heard there are pre-war cathouses in NYC that are fancier than any hotel.
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