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VOTE LAZAMATAZ IN 2014!
Source: Committee To Elect Lazamataz | 5/28/2014 | I'm Lazamataz, and I approve this message.

Posted on 05/28/2014 9:34:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz

(music swells)

Hello. I'm Laz.

(images of beaches, mountains, grain fields)

I'd like to help build a better America. I want us to become great again.

(short video of eagle landing on a rock outcropping, with camera closing in on the head until it fills frame)

That is why I am asking for your vote for Admin Moderator for Free Republic this November. Remember, your vote makes a difference. We need more Tea-Party representatives, and I hope to be your choice.

(eagle head fades to flapping American flag)

Vote for Lazamataz for Admin Moderator this November. I would be honored to serve you.

I'm Lazamataz, and I approve this message.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: idhitit; lazamataz; lazwouldhitit; lazwouldvoteforit; napl; no; timetohitit
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1 posted on 05/28/2014 9:34:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

I’m there for ya, bro....


2 posted on 05/28/2014 9:35:49 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’d hit it... Oops! I mean, you have my vote.


3 posted on 05/28/2014 9:36:08 AM PDT by Owl558 (Those who remember George Santayana are doomed to repeat him)
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To: Lazamataz

An America Laz would hit!
Got my vote.


4 posted on 05/28/2014 9:36:10 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Lazamataz

Mr. Lazamataz, some have suggested that your desire to become an Admin Moderator might be simply a ploy to aid in covering up actions of yours that might, by some, be considered improper. Any response to that?


5 posted on 05/28/2014 9:36:19 AM PDT by kevkrom (I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
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To: Lazamataz

Didn’t know we had elections here.


6 posted on 05/28/2014 9:36:21 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: Lazamataz

Just here hittin’ what the rest of us won’t...


7 posted on 05/28/2014 9:36:23 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
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To: Lazamataz

Id hit it (the vote button).


8 posted on 05/28/2014 9:36:26 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!! (Keeper of the Sick Individuals pinglist))
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To: Lazamataz; humblegunner

I’d support you, but Humblegunner wouldn’t approve of how you are using Freep for your own personal gain…...


9 posted on 05/28/2014 9:36:28 AM PDT by C. Edmund Wright (Do NOT suffer fools gladly┬ůand message boards are full contact arenas)
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To: Owl558

Where’s the “LIKE” button?? :-)


10 posted on 05/28/2014 9:37:16 AM PDT by PrairieDawg
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To: Lazamataz

Describe your platform as Moderator.
I don’t vote just based on “feelings”.


11 posted on 05/28/2014 9:37:17 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz
God Bless Your Vote Mongering Rebellious Self !

Only YOU'da' thunk'a such a scheme and by GOD you got my vote !

No Jazz .. Jes' Laz

12 posted on 05/28/2014 9:37:46 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true .. I have no proof .. but they're true.)
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To: kevkrom
Mr. Lazamataz, some have suggested that your desire to become an Admin Moderator might be simply a ploy to aid in covering up actions of yours that might, by some, be considered improper. Any response to that?

Hey, we're at a Science Fair. C'mon. C'mon.

13 posted on 05/28/2014 9:37:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

OK, I’ll hit it.


14 posted on 05/28/2014 9:39:03 AM PDT by Fido969 (What's sad is most)
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To: Lazamataz

BTTT


15 posted on 05/28/2014 9:39:04 AM PDT by varon (Para bellum)
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To: humblegunner
Describe your platform as Moderator. I don’t vote just based on “feelings”.

You, humblegunner, would have free reign -- and could never be zotted, suspended, or have any comments pulled.

16 posted on 05/28/2014 9:39:06 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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17 posted on 05/28/2014 9:39:07 AM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: knarf
God Bless Your Vote Mongering Rebellious Self ! Only YOU'da' thunk'a such a scheme

SCHEME??? Sir, I'm shocked and insulted! :)

18 posted on 05/28/2014 9:40:15 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants
Didn’t know we had elections here.

Well, just this one.

19 posted on 05/28/2014 9:40:59 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

What is your position on nudity in posts?

Will you outlaw excerpting?

I assume name calling is kosher.


20 posted on 05/28/2014 9:41:07 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Lazamataz
HIT IT!
21 posted on 05/28/2014 9:41:11 AM PDT by null and void (Disarm Hollywood! No Guns for Box Office!)
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To: Lazamataz
$10 and my vote is all yours.

/johnny

22 posted on 05/28/2014 9:41:39 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Lazamataz

(music swells)? Where’s the music? Here’s my donation to your campaign.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-EXNounv-U


23 posted on 05/28/2014 9:41:56 AM PDT by jazusamo (Sometimes I think that this is an era when sanity has become controversial: Thomas Sowell)
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To: Lazamataz
Hey, we're at a Science Fair. C'mon. C'mon.

My apologies, I got my notes mixed up. What I meant to ask was "may I lick your boots, sir?"

24 posted on 05/28/2014 9:42:04 AM PDT by kevkrom (I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
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To: Lazamataz

Why are you intent on destroying your firmly established image by seeking to become a school nun?


25 posted on 05/28/2014 9:42:10 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Lazamataz; Jim Robinson
You, humblegunner, would have free reign -- and could never be zotted, suspended, or have any comments pulled.

I don't know if that would be such a good thing.

Jim will tell you.. I occasionally need a good wallop upside the head to keep me in line.

And at that, it's only good for about six months or so.

26 posted on 05/28/2014 9:42:57 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner
I must be doing something wrong. I never get in trouble....

/johnny

27 posted on 05/28/2014 9:43:55 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Lazamataz

Cool! We’ll be able to get away with anything.


28 posted on 05/28/2014 9:44:22 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Lazamataz
Word has it you will allow unfettered use of pictures of beautiful women on threads, with double-entendres of hit, smack, wallop, devour, in discussions.

Yeah, you got my vote.

29 posted on 05/28/2014 9:44:29 AM PDT by catfish1957 (Face it!!!! The government in DC is full of treasonous bastards)
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To: Lazamataz
I just have One question Sir.

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?


30 posted on 05/28/2014 9:44:33 AM PDT by Boiler Plate ("Why be difficult, when with just a little more work, you can be impossible" Mom)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Perhaps you’re just more clever about it.


31 posted on 05/28/2014 9:44:53 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz

If I have your promise to never be zotted or suspended, I’d gladly vote for you. I like you so I’m inclined to go for it.


32 posted on 05/28/2014 9:45:10 AM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: JRandomFreeper
I must be doing something wrong. I never get in trouble....

Under my administration, I promise you would never be out of trouble.

Unless that is not your desire.

Then you would.

Oh, wait. Just tell me what you want, and I will promise that.

33 posted on 05/28/2014 9:45:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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Would you bring back some of our veterans who were zotted to oblivion many moons ago? I’m thinking of a talented Cuban refugee/immigrant with the initials LG. He’s still writing...


34 posted on 05/28/2014 9:45:20 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: Boiler Plate

Dated question. Now the question is, “Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Tea Party?”


35 posted on 05/28/2014 9:46:06 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: PrairieDawg
Where’s the “LIKE” button?? :-)

Laz wants you to hit it.

36 posted on 05/28/2014 9:46:11 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m not sure I’m for this. Imagine the mass zotting of those who call even the skankiest hags “Guilty”. They would all be declared misogynist bigots because “Laz would hit it.”


37 posted on 05/28/2014 9:46:20 AM PDT by circlecity
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Everyone, Please!

Leave Mr. Mataz alone
while he finishes his waffle.


38 posted on 05/28/2014 9:47:20 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Lazamataz

ah ... Jack to assist.


39 posted on 05/28/2014 9:48:41 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: afraidfortherepublic
Would you bring back some of our veterans who were zotted to oblivion many moons ago? I’m thinking of a talented Cuban refugee/immigrant with the initials LG. He’s still writing...

The topic of banned participants is an important one. I'm so glad you brought it up. I can assure you that this is an important topic for me, too, and I will devote every resource I have towards researching the proper course of action. I will further state that I am very much interested in exploring this topic, looking at it from a variety of perspectives, as any good Admin should. YOUR VOICE WILL BE HEARD!

40 posted on 05/28/2014 9:49:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Anyone who is a friend of cats, has my vote.

I’m sorry for your loss, Sir.


41 posted on 05/28/2014 9:49:53 AM PDT by Gefn (More cowbell)
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To: Lazamataz

Seems like only yesterady we were bailing him out of jail....


42 posted on 05/28/2014 9:50:00 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: The_Victor
Cool! We’ll be able to get away with anything.

Sir! There is no truth to the falsity of that rumor!

43 posted on 05/28/2014 9:50:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

“Lazamataz” sounds.... foreign. Post a birth certificate and college transcripts for review...


44 posted on 05/28/2014 9:50:52 AM PDT by Rebel_Ace (Tags?!? Tags?!? We don' neeeed no stinkin' Tags!)
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To: Lazamataz

I need a campaign button that says “I’d hit it! Vote For Laz”. :)


45 posted on 05/28/2014 9:50:55 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: Lazamataz

What is the intro music (swelling)?

Some patriotic march? or what?


46 posted on 05/28/2014 9:51:10 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Lazamataz

Zot It


47 posted on 05/28/2014 9:51:34 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: shibumi; Lazamataz
Leave Mr. Mataz alone
while he finishes his waffle.

Personally, I prefer Stroganoff.


48 posted on 05/28/2014 9:51:36 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz

I think you’ll need a Special Committee to look in to this banned *issue*. It could take months...even years to look in to it.


49 posted on 05/28/2014 9:52:34 AM PDT by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs assist!)
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To: Lazamataz

Is there a Sarcasm Moderator?


50 posted on 05/28/2014 9:53:45 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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