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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 05/30/2014 6:15:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Today is Stupid #Hashtag Day

As Donald Rumsfeld informed us… “There are #hashtag knowns. These are hashtags we know that we know. There are hashtag unknowns. That is to say, there are hastags that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown hashtag unknowns. There are hashtags we don’t know we don’t know.”

Which is to say "you go to war with the hashtag you have, not the hashtag you might want or wish to have at a later time."











TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; hashtag; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 05/30/2014 6:15:01 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Good Morning! Looks like Top Ten Today for me.


2 posted on 05/30/2014 6:15:52 AM PDT by Disambiguator (#hashtagline)
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To: Lucky9teen

Wooho!! It’s Friday!!!!!!


3 posted on 05/30/2014 6:16:08 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

It's Hashtag





CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST



4 posted on 05/30/2014 6:17:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

Just logged in. Just stumbled in before the ping and in the top ten.

Must be my lucky day.


5 posted on 05/30/2014 6:17:23 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

In before the Ping


6 posted on 05/30/2014 6:17:36 AM PDT by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 120!!!!!!


7 posted on 05/30/2014 6:18:06 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen
!!!

8 posted on 05/30/2014 6:19:00 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: JRios1968

Darn, missed IBTP.


9 posted on 05/30/2014 6:19:23 AM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 10!


10 posted on 05/30/2014 6:19:24 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: ShadowAce

11 posted on 05/30/2014 6:19:49 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 15 ?!?!?!?


12 posted on 05/30/2014 6:20:26 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: skinkinthegrass
yay..under 10!

13 posted on 05/30/2014 6:20:28 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: Lucky9teen

CLEAVAGE n. --- Something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
h/t it409


h/t Joe

h/t PL


h/tips Denise



14 posted on 05/30/2014 6:20:52 AM PDT by upchuck (Support ABLE, the Anybody But Lindsey Effort. Yes, we are the ABLE!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top of the World! TGIF!

#WISHWEHADAPRESIDENTWHOLIKESTHEUSA


15 posted on 05/30/2014 6:20:56 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try.)
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To: Ronaldus Magnus III

top 20
its FRIDAY......for a 4 day week this was a long one


16 posted on 05/30/2014 6:23:30 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: skinkinthegrass
Ugh...laundry day

17 posted on 05/30/2014 6:23:33 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY!
18 posted on 05/30/2014 6:24:23 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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19 posted on 05/30/2014 6:25:40 AM PDT by mykroar (We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again. - Nathanael Greene)
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To: Lucky9teen

Twenty!


20 posted on 05/30/2014 6:26:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Yorlik803
I was out walking with my 4-year old-daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

“Why?” my daughter asked.…

“Because it’s been laying outside, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty and probably has germs,” I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Wow! How do you know all this stuff?”

“Uh,” …I was thinking quickly, ”All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.”
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

“OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy.”

“Exactly,” I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.


21 posted on 05/30/2014 6:28:08 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

#BRINGMETHESILLY


22 posted on 05/30/2014 6:28:23 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Lucky9teen

Good Morning!

#=G
##=D
###=A
####=E
#####=B
#######=F#

#This is a Major Revelation!


23 posted on 05/30/2014 6:28:47 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lucky9teen

“When I come under fire, I can hashtag handle it”

Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc. Epic Rap Battles of History [Offensive Language] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQx1sqPHTrk


24 posted on 05/30/2014 6:29:11 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Top whatever!


25 posted on 05/30/2014 6:32:24 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

26 posted on 05/30/2014 6:33:25 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Name change for sports teams

TOO FUNNY AND POINTED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

Here is an email sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins.

Dear Mr. Page:

I always love your articles. and I generally agree with them. I would suggest, as in an email I received, they change the name to the “Foreskins” to better represent their community, paying tribute to the d**k heads in Congress.

Here are some other politically correctness to consider:

I agree with our Native American population. I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward.

Let’s also ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns.

The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60’s alive. Gone. It’s offensive to us white folk.

The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy? No! There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young men’s lives.

I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names. Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres.

Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates!

Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children. The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits. Wrong message to our children.

The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to our children.

The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Again, wrong message to our children.

The Milwaukee Brewers-—well that goes without saying.... . another wrong message to our children.

As for the Pittsburgh Steelers... who knows how many young men and women were encouraged to embark on a career of crime.

So, there you go. We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should. Just the kind of thing the do-nothing congress loves.

As a die hard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in mind, it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women’s athletic teams to something other than “the Beavers.”

Keep those cards and letters coming.

Larry


27 posted on 05/30/2014 6:34:11 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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28 posted on 05/30/2014 6:39:28 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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29 posted on 05/30/2014 6:40:07 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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30 posted on 05/30/2014 6:40:39 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Lucky9teen; All

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink..

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said ‘No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.’

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked ‘What is it you are waiting for?’

She answered:

“THE TEETH.”


31 posted on 05/30/2014 6:43:55 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Lucky9teen

IN!


32 posted on 05/30/2014 6:45:39 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I never get my knickers in a knot because it solves nothing and makes me walk funny,)
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33 posted on 05/30/2014 6:45:57 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: Yorlik803

Geeze...was it only four days???


34 posted on 05/30/2014 6:47:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I never get my knickers in a knot because it solves nothing and makes me walk funny,)
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To: Monkey Face
well...yesterday I was delivering Medicine to a old Nuns home. walking to the door there was a mentally challenged man who opened to door for me and as I was walked thru he blew a snot rocket in my path.
Couldn't yell at a retard because I an sensitive and all that jazz.
35 posted on 05/30/2014 6:55:30 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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36 posted on 05/30/2014 6:57:16 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Tri nornar eg bir. Binde til rota...)
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To: Lucky9teen

That’s an insult to girls!


37 posted on 05/30/2014 6:58:31 AM PDT by Baynative (How much longer will the media be able to prop up this administration?)
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To: mykroar

bttt


38 posted on 05/30/2014 6:58:53 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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39 posted on 05/30/2014 6:59:21 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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40 posted on 05/30/2014 7:00:11 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Tri nornar eg bir. Binde til rota...)
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41 posted on 05/30/2014 7:04:30 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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42 posted on 05/30/2014 7:15:47 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!!!


43 posted on 05/30/2014 7:26:13 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: workerbee
BOY, that was awkward!!!


44 posted on 05/30/2014 7:28:49 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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45 posted on 05/30/2014 7:33:32 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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46 posted on 05/30/2014 7:36:23 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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47 posted on 05/30/2014 7:39:01 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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I came through, and I shall hashtag.
48 posted on 05/30/2014 7:39:53 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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49 posted on 05/30/2014 7:40:24 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: a fool in paradise

Oh my!


50 posted on 05/30/2014 7:41:34 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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