Skip to comments.Confession of a Conservative rascist-bigot.
Posted on 05/30/2014 6:27:41 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment
I've decided to come clean today before the Freerepublic audience. I have at various times been accused of being a rascist and/or bigot by family members, coworkers, etc. In my conservative narcissism, I decided to lay my failings before as a catharsis for this terminal condition. Let me list the things and personalities I detest. I hate baggy pants that show your underwear, I hate fathering children out of wedlock, I hate welfare queens. I hate most of the NBA and a good part of the NFL. I hate home invasion robberies, I hate garish tattoos. I hate EBT foodstamps. I hate race pimps like Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, NAACP, etc. I hate ghetto lingo. I hate flash mobs. I hate anybody hanging around after 11 pm. Having confessed my rascism, I have an interesting abberation. I love people like Walter Williams, Thomas Sowell, Allen West, Daneen Borelli, Condi Rice, J.C. Watts, Ben Carson. George Washington Carver, The Tuskegee Airmen, Buffalo soldiers, etc. I don't even think about the melanin in their skin when I think of their patriotism. This weird duality torments me continually. If anyone can offer therapy for this condition, it would be appreciated.
What do you have against Justice Clarence Thomas?
I have found that a couple of hours on the shooting range or in the gym has tremendous theraputic qualities.
first, are you a person of faith? (i think you know what i mean)...
OOps! A moment of silence for the most consistent conservative justice we have. Thank you Senators Nunn and Exxon.
I didn’t see any mention of race, skin color, or ethnic origin listed in your “things I hate”...
I’d say you’ve been misidentified!
You’re a “culturist!” Shame on you, you “culturist”, you!
If I knew what a rascist was, I’d think that you were rascist against parapraphs too.
Don’t hate. It is an emotion driven by fear. Do you hate the tiger who stalks the grasslands? Do you hate the alligator who lurks in the swamp? No, I didn’t think so. All better now?
Good advice! Do you recommend .44 magnum. .454 Casull, 500 S&W, 300 Weatherby Mag, or what?
I hate it when people tell me not to hate.
Beat me to it, LOL.
1000 lashes with a wet noodle, 100hail Mary’s, and a large donation to Jackson’s rainbow push collation, sharpons next vacation and the DNC.
Oh, I wholeheartedly believe you should put at least 50 rounds through each one for maximum stress relief. 100 rounds for semi-autos. If you are outdoors also cook off about a dozen rounds of .12 guage double ought. Just to be sure.
dude, I’ve got a blue collar job (you know the ones that pay for all the guvermint workers!) I’ve only got 5 minutes to write before I get fired. I don’t have time to sit in my ivory tower writing cottage by the lake sipping mint juleps!
Yes; also could one call a fan of stock car racing a racist? Or a fan of rap music a rapist (pronounced wrap-ist)?
C'mon, you know the drill. They ain't AUTHENTIC blacks, so they don't count!
I too have wrestled with the 'racist' dilemma. As a conservative, the subject presents itself so often as to be unavoidable. But; I have found a rather Zen way of coping.
While it is true that, as a conservative, the big money is in racism; I enjoy starving children. Some of the cute little buggers even have names!
For once in your radical right-wing racist life, think of the children.
You listed a lot of behaviors you hate. That’s not actually racist. However, you also listed the NBA and NFL, which are not behaviors. Did you mean you hate the behavior (by black or white) of prancing around after making a routine play as if you just brought someone back from the dead?
Oh Yes! I got nothing against Julius Erving or thse 60’s Celtics. I’m just sick of all the showmanship and on and off court thuggery!
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