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Confession of a Conservative rascist-bigot.

Posted on 05/30/2014 6:27:41 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment

I've decided to come clean today before the Freerepublic audience. I have at various times been accused of being a rascist and/or bigot by family members, coworkers, etc. In my conservative narcissism, I decided to lay my failings before as a catharsis for this terminal condition. Let me list the things and personalities I detest. I hate baggy pants that show your underwear, I hate fathering children out of wedlock, I hate welfare queens. I hate most of the NBA and a good part of the NFL. I hate home invasion robberies, I hate garish tattoos. I hate EBT foodstamps. I hate race pimps like Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, NAACP, etc. I hate ghetto lingo. I hate flash mobs. I hate anybody hanging around after 11 pm. Having confessed my rascism, I have an interesting abberation. I love people like Walter Williams, Thomas Sowell, Allen West, Daneen Borelli, Condi Rice, J.C. Watts, Ben Carson. George Washington Carver, The Tuskegee Airmen, Buffalo soldiers, etc. I don't even think about the melanin in their skin when I think of their patriotism. This weird duality torments me continually. If anyone can offer therapy for this condition, it would be appreciated.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Society
KEYWORDS: rascismbigot; rascist

1 posted on 05/30/2014 6:27:41 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment
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To: 2nd Amendment

What do you have against Justice Clarence Thomas?


2 posted on 05/30/2014 6:29:53 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("I'm a Contra" -- President Ronald Reagan)
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To: 2nd Amendment
"If anyone can offer therapy for this condition, it would be appreciated."

I have found that a couple of hours on the shooting range or in the gym has tremendous theraputic qualities.

3 posted on 05/30/2014 6:30:13 AM PDT by circlecity
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To: 2nd Amendment

first, are you a person of faith? (i think you know what i mean)...


4 posted on 05/30/2014 6:30:36 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: Dr. Sivana

OOps! A moment of silence for the most consistent conservative justice we have. Thank you Senators Nunn and Exxon.


5 posted on 05/30/2014 6:41:37 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment (Proud member of the 48% . . giver not a taker)
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6 posted on 05/30/2014 6:41:52 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: 2nd Amendment

Wait, wait!

I didn’t see any mention of race, skin color, or ethnic origin listed in your “things I hate”...

I’d say you’ve been misidentified!

You’re a “culturist!” Shame on you, you “culturist”, you!


7 posted on 05/30/2014 6:43:59 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: 2nd Amendment

If I knew what a rascist was, I’d think that you were rascist against parapraphs too.


8 posted on 05/30/2014 6:46:49 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: 2nd Amendment

Don’t hate. It is an emotion driven by fear. Do you hate the tiger who stalks the grasslands? Do you hate the alligator who lurks in the swamp? No, I didn’t think so. All better now?


9 posted on 05/30/2014 6:51:44 AM PDT by anton
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To: circlecity

Good advice! Do you recommend .44 magnum. .454 Casull, 500 S&W, 300 Weatherby Mag, or what?


10 posted on 05/30/2014 6:54:13 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment (Proud member of the 48% . . giver not a taker)
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To: anton

I hate it when people tell me not to hate.


11 posted on 05/30/2014 7:00:56 AM PDT by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Beat me to it, LOL.


12 posted on 05/30/2014 7:11:48 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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To: 2nd Amendment

1000 lashes with a wet noodle, 100hail Mary’s, and a large donation to Jackson’s rainbow push collation, sharpons next vacation and the DNC.


13 posted on 05/30/2014 7:13:10 AM PDT by FreeAtlanta (Liberty or Big Government - you can't have both.)
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To: 2nd Amendment
"Good advice! Do you recommend .44 magnum. .454 Casull, 500 S&W, 300 Weatherby Mag, or what?"

Oh, I wholeheartedly believe you should put at least 50 rounds through each one for maximum stress relief. 100 rounds for semi-autos. If you are outdoors also cook off about a dozen rounds of .12 guage double ought. Just to be sure.

14 posted on 05/30/2014 7:14:09 AM PDT by circlecity
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To: Responsibility2nd

dude, I’ve got a blue collar job (you know the ones that pay for all the guvermint workers!) I’ve only got 5 minutes to write before I get fired. I don’t have time to sit in my ivory tower writing cottage by the lake sipping mint juleps!


15 posted on 05/30/2014 7:20:06 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment (Proud member of the 48% . . giver not a taker)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Yes; also could one call a fan of stock car racing a racist? Or a fan of rap music a rapist (pronounced wrap-ist)?


16 posted on 05/30/2014 7:53:57 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: 2nd Amendment
I love people like Walter Williams, Thomas Sowell, Allen West, Daneen Borelli, Condi Rice, J.C. Watts, Ben Carson. George Washington Carver, The Tuskegee Airmen, Buffalo soldiers, etc. I don't even think about the melanin in their skin when I think of their patriotism.

C'mon, you know the drill. They ain't AUTHENTIC blacks, so they don't count!

17 posted on 05/30/2014 8:11:31 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: 2nd Amendment
accused of being a rascist and/or bigot

I too have wrestled with the 'racist' dilemma. As a conservative, the subject presents itself so often as to be unavoidable. But; I have found a rather Zen way of coping.

While it is true that, as a conservative, the big money is in racism; I enjoy starving children. Some of the cute little buggers even have names!

For once in your radical right-wing racist life, think of the children.

18 posted on 05/30/2014 8:32:20 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: 2nd Amendment

You listed a lot of behaviors you hate. That’s not actually racist. However, you also listed the NBA and NFL, which are not behaviors. Did you mean you hate the behavior (by black or white) of prancing around after making a routine play as if you just brought someone back from the dead?


19 posted on 05/30/2014 10:35:06 AM PDT by Dilbert56
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To: Dilbert56

Oh Yes! I got nothing against Julius Erving or thse 60’s Celtics. I’m just sick of all the showmanship and on and off court thuggery!


20 posted on 05/30/2014 10:43:37 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment (Proud member of the 48% . . giver not a taker)
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To: Flycatcher

“Anti-Racists” are worse than racists.


21 posted on 05/30/2014 10:44:28 AM PDT by dfwgator
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