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There's a Pony in There Somewhere!
Pony Expressions ^
Posted on 05/30/2014 10:19:01 PM PDT by TBP
Once there were five-year-old twin boys, one a pessimist and the other an optimist. Wondering how two boys who seemed so alike could be so different, their parents took them to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist took the pessimist to a room piled high with new toys, expecting the boy to be thrilled. But instead he burst into tears. Puzzled, the psychiatrist asked, "don't you want to play with these toys?"
"Yes," the little boy bawled, "but if I did I'd only break them."
Next the psychiatrist took the optimist to a room piled high with horse manure. The boy yelped with delight, clambered to the top of the pile, and joyfully dug out scoop after scoop, tossing the manure into the air with glee.
"What on earth are you doing?" the psychiatrist asked.
"Well, said the boy, beaming, Theres got to be a pony in here somewhere!"
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Religion
KEYWORDS: optimist; pessimist; pony
Find Your Pony Now
posted on 05/30/2014 10:19:01 PM PDT
Well there is a hell of a pile of manure in the White House, but no matter how hard or long I dig all I think I’ll ever find is a Troll and a Fairy with a with a loose caboose.
posted on 05/30/2014 10:23:07 PM PDT
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
Well, Jay Carney seems to have finally tired of shoveling the manure and left the barn. No doubt he will find work among the sycophant media, but it also leads me to wonder whatever happened to Baghdad Bob.
New vehicle for WH Press Secretary
posted on 05/30/2014 11:19:03 PM PDT
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
When I heard this story, Mort Utley told it to me.
posted on 05/31/2014 5:19:52 AM PDT
(Q: Which is grammatically correct? Joe Biden IS or Joe Biden ARE an idiot?)
To: OneWingedShark; Zionist Conspirator; GraceG; Norm Lenhart; CtBigPat
posted on 05/31/2014 6:44:48 AM PDT
(Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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