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Michelle Obama sponsors first-ever ALL-FEMALE nuclear submarine
Daily Mail (UK) ^ | May 28, 2012 | Snejana Farberov

Posted on 06/03/2014 8:51:52 AM PDT by QT3.14

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Sorry, this not an Onion article.

Virginia PMS-Class sub?

Will the crew be condemed to being fed Moochelle's school lunch program?

1 posted on 06/03/2014 8:51:52 AM PDT by QT3.14
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To: QT3.14

Now we know why they started assigning females to sub crews.


2 posted on 06/03/2014 8:53:11 AM PDT by QT3.14 (Don Surber: American people have had it with the House of Clinton. She an Old Hag; he a Limp Corndog)
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To: QT3.14

Carol Burnett Star Trek Spoof........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-WBKah3uwg&feature=kp


3 posted on 06/03/2014 8:54:48 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: QT3.14
I didn't even know submarines had gender.
They still look like you-know-what.

4 posted on 06/03/2014 8:54:57 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: QT3.14

she has lost her last brain cell and she is not president


5 posted on 06/03/2014 8:55:05 AM PDT by goat granny
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To: QT3.14

How much does a sponsorship cost? I wonder if it was first offered to Tampons?


6 posted on 06/03/2014 8:55:08 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
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To: Jeff Head

Just damn.


7 posted on 06/03/2014 8:55:51 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Cowboy Bob

That’s the proposed name for the sub.


8 posted on 06/03/2014 8:56:09 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
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9 posted on 06/03/2014 8:56:11 AM PDT by conservative98
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To: goat granny

Don’t tell her she ain’t the *resident.


10 posted on 06/03/2014 8:56:15 AM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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To: QT3.14

It should be called the “MOby Dickless.”


11 posted on 06/03/2014 8:56:45 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (Pitch black is the new "transparent.")
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This incredibly generous of her. I didn’t know the Obama’s had the money to sponsor, i.e., pay for, a nuclear submarine. Must cost in the billions. Moochelle just gives and gives.


12 posted on 06/03/2014 8:56:56 AM PDT by Chewbarkah
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13 posted on 06/03/2014 8:57:21 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: QT3.14; GeronL

Leftists for segregation PING!


14 posted on 06/03/2014 8:57:34 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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Michelle Obama sponsors first-ever ALL-FEMALE nuclear submarine


15 posted on 06/03/2014 8:57:46 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: QT3.14

Just wow at the foolishness. I assume they are going to have robots to do the heavy lifting.


16 posted on 06/03/2014 8:57:49 AM PDT by petitfour
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

U.S.S. Lesbos


17 posted on 06/03/2014 8:58:20 AM PDT by LeoWindhorse
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To: QT3.14

OMG! The jokes will be endless!
Canned Tuna...


18 posted on 06/03/2014 8:58:21 AM PDT by ArtDodger
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To: QT3.14; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz

To be named after Monica Lewinsky who gave a lot for this country when she went down on a president.


19 posted on 06/03/2014 8:58:42 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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SSN Vagina. or SSN T&A.


20 posted on 06/03/2014 8:59:35 AM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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21 posted on 06/03/2014 8:59:53 AM PDT by Bratch
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No seamen on that sub.


22 posted on 06/03/2014 9:01:41 AM PDT by Ironfocus
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A powered metal object, long, hard and without seamen and can go deep for days.... Hilary’s dream come true.


23 posted on 06/03/2014 9:01:43 AM PDT by dragonblustar ( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)
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To: QT3.14
The USA leadership has crossed the line from being laughable buffoons to being certifiable idiots.

Six years ago the USA was on top of the world.

Now the entire world thinks we're insane clowns.


24 posted on 06/03/2014 9:02:05 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Black skin has morphed into Teflon.)
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25 posted on 06/03/2014 9:02:51 AM PDT by QT3.14 (Don Surber: American people have had it with the House of Clinton. She an Old Hag; he a Limp Corndog)
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To: Veggie Todd

The USS Mad Cow!


26 posted on 06/03/2014 9:03:06 AM PDT by SgtHooper (This is not my tag!)
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To: QT3.14

So now the Navy is segregating by gender?


27 posted on 06/03/2014 9:03:18 AM PDT by Tallguy
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I don’t know what is happening in other branches of the service, but in the Coast Guard, white males face a four year waiting list for enlistment. If you are a female, Black, or Hispanic, no problem.


28 posted on 06/03/2014 9:04:26 AM PDT by Eva
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An all female crew on a sub-— even Israel doesn’t do this.

Just imagine (like in the dormitory study) when all the
menstruating crew synchronize their cycles.

SSN PMS Illinois. Tomahawks away!!

This idea is ridiculous, and is of a design to place Academy grads into line command in areas they CANNOT match performance with males. The jobs do require physical upper body strength, in maintenance,fire control, and many other areas including combat. Stupid good ship lollipop thinking.

The Silent Service cannot remain silent on this...certainly they will no longer be silent on patrol.

It’s not a video game at 600 feet. Recall the “command” of one real dyke Lt. Commander of an Aegis Class ship— she was completely nuts. And retired early at full retirement-.
It continues.

Deo Vindice.


29 posted on 06/03/2014 9:05:01 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: QT3.14

Would she even fit in a submarine?


30 posted on 06/03/2014 9:05:32 AM PDT by petitfour
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To: ArtDodger

Interesting to watch — Get some popcorn


31 posted on 06/03/2014 9:05:38 AM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: GSWarrior

That was hilarious. I discovered that one a while back.


32 posted on 06/03/2014 9:06:02 AM PDT by wally_bert (There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.q)
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To: QT3.14

Hope the heads are designed for synchronization.


33 posted on 06/03/2014 9:06:13 AM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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This should interesting...considering the way women tend to move in little clicks that wind up getting into cat fights over the littlest slight or wrong look...

Just wait until they start cycling at the same time and are too bloated or cramping to work...

Hot bunking should be interesting since women tend to be a bit anal about where and how their beds are made....


34 posted on 06/03/2014 9:06:18 AM PDT by Popman ("Resistance to Tyrants is Obedience to God" - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: QT3.14

The ladies will need big torpedoes to qualify for crew.


35 posted on 06/03/2014 9:06:38 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: SgtHooper

USS not bossy.


36 posted on 06/03/2014 9:07:08 AM PDT by wally_bert (There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.q)
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To: BitWielder1

yeah, and normally they’re filled with seamen...


37 posted on 06/03/2014 9:07:40 AM PDT by redhawk.44mag (The problem with the world today, is that it wants to be digital, but it's really analog)
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To: QT3.14

Oops....looks like she’s losing the lunch wars so is making the pivot into sexual battles. These people are beyond sick.


38 posted on 06/03/2014 9:07:53 AM PDT by what's up (sun)
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My herd of cows all go into estrus at the same time. They synchronize. Bring a new cow into the herd and she falls in synch with the rest of the herd. Makes things easy for the bulls.

Don’t know why I said that, guess I was just thinking about cows.


39 posted on 06/03/2014 9:08:04 AM PDT by Sequoyah101
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To: QT3.14

USS Hagfish.


40 posted on 06/03/2014 9:08:05 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
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To: Eva

Haven’t heard that but no surprise.


41 posted on 06/03/2014 9:08:11 AM PDT by wally_bert (There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.q)
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To: dragonblustar

Add a battery and it is a big azz deep sea vibrator for mutha Earth. Again a dirt worshiper wiccan dream. Will they sail sky-clad?


42 posted on 06/03/2014 9:09:22 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: John S Mosby

So, what would be the female equivalent of a “Crazy Ivan”?


43 posted on 06/03/2014 9:10:09 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: QT3.14

Send the USS Fe-Mallie on a good will tour to Saudia Arabia and Iran.

They’re both terrific liberty ports.....


44 posted on 06/03/2014 9:10:21 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Black skin has morphed into Teflon.)
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To: QT3.14

uss pms?

uss bitch-on-wheels?

uss lesbos?

uss we can do anything better than men?

right.


45 posted on 06/03/2014 9:10:48 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: petitfour
Just wow at the foolishness. I assume they are going to have robots to do the heavy lifting.

I kept on looking for the satire tag on the article but couldn't find it. Yeah, I know in ordinary training you have to seal a leak in a compartment that is flooding with the water pouring in at high pressure. But since it is an all female crew, I guess they will just waive that requirement ( just as they did for the female marines that couldn't do one pull up ) .

46 posted on 06/03/2014 9:10:53 AM PDT by TheCipher (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself- Mark Twain)
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To: MrB

Red Tide Rising?

Crimson and Clover and Mushroom Clouds?

We All Live in a Lesbian Submarine?


47 posted on 06/03/2014 9:11:13 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: QT3.14
OooK .

Put in another context, a 2.7 billion dollar AFIRMATIVE ACTION plan to appease the feminist. Now the All American Amazon Fleet can go out and spread diversity around the world. A joy to behold. s/

48 posted on 06/03/2014 9:11:25 AM PDT by Tupelo (I feel more like Philip Nolan every day)
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To: petitfour

Typicall ship board warning in such a case is “ Down Ladder! Make a hole!”

That junk trunk would be a really hard fit, with needed rotation down ladder and all.


49 posted on 06/03/2014 9:11:28 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: exit82

it had better be built with extra space for all of the toilet paper and d cell batteries that a female uses. will this be a guided missile class sub


50 posted on 06/03/2014 9:12:19 AM PDT by mt tom
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