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Michelle Obama sponsors first-ever ALL-FEMALE nuclear submarine
Daily Mail (UK) ^ | May 28, 2012 | Snejana Farberov

Posted on 06/03/2014 8:51:52 AM PDT by QT3.14

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To: GeronL

Oh, your last one is GOOD.


51 posted on 06/03/2014 9:12:20 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: wally_bert

Some of those on the waiting list have been looking to the Coast Guard auxiliaries to get a jump on their training while they are on the wait list.


52 posted on 06/03/2014 9:13:19 AM PDT by Eva
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To: Iron Munro

And they luuuuuve women over there, sho nuff. The gay male muslim mafia worldwide continues their work at male gay dominance. Shunning, as it were, service in “oooh, dangerous combat work”. Kill em off gets em out of the way.

Amazons in mythology (and reality) died off. Not enough drones to mate.


53 posted on 06/03/2014 9:14:11 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: QT3.14
Michelle Obama sponsors first-ever ALL-FEMALE nuclear submarine.

The 'all female crew' part is BS. Link

54 posted on 06/03/2014 9:14:32 AM PDT by Lower Deck
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To: MrB

“So, what would be the female equivalent of a “Crazy Ivan”?”

My wife.


55 posted on 06/03/2014 9:14:51 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
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To: John S Mosby
An all female crew on a sub-— even Israel doesn’t do this. Just imagine (like in the dormitory study) when all the menstruating crew synchronize their cycles.

Rush is not on the air this week but he beat you to this notion...

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2011/02/18/flashback_to_the_all_american_first_cavalry_amazon_battalion (2011 broadcast reflection on 1989 discussion)

RUSH: That would be great. Richard, thanks very much. I appreciate that reminder. That was... In fact, it was that incident, ladies and gentlemen, that actually gave birth for an idea for which came on this program: The All-American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion. You remember that, Snerdley? This is back in the early days of the women in combat argument, and we here at the EIB Network, always wanting to find compromise, came up with a way to effect this: The All-American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion. Let's see if I can remember how it worked. We all know that women, when housed or grouped together over period of time end up having their menstrual cycles synchronized. We don't know why, but we just know it happens.

Then we decided: Let certain women into the military and have the certain kinds of women be housed at the same place, the same time over a period of time and therefore we would have a combat-ready group of women on PMS whenever we needed 'em, because of the miraculousness of the synchronized menstrual cycle. Now, the All-American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion consisted of feminazis, banshees, Amazons who wanted to go into war and so forth -- and we theorized, "If you want to get Noriega out of there," 'cause did the rock music work or was it just an irritant? I forget which. It might have worked.

But we speculated here, we theorized that Noriega sitting inside the Papal Nuncio and hearing Molly Yard shout, "This is an outrage!" and looking out the window and seeing the All-American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion headed your way, you might give up and immediately surrender. That's how this program effects compromise. We've been working at this since this program started: Finding mutual ways to achieve similar goals. Maybe if driving through Madison blaring this program is a bit much, how about blaring prayers? Sort of like Friday prayers in Cairo. Just have a bunch of people on loudspeakers praying. (interruption) I know these are liberals. (laughing) It could be considered assault.


56 posted on 06/03/2014 9:15:42 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: mt tom

No, Virgnia class is the littoral warfare design that followed the Los Angeles class attack sub. True the weaponry would be tomahawk/cruise missles with nuc warhead capability, fired out of bow topside from below ocean surface.

Not a boomer ICBM platform. But your point is well taken as to “needed supplies” on board. This is not something our energies should be spent on to satisfy a class warfare/sex warfare civilian legalism.


57 posted on 06/03/2014 9:18:07 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: MrB

McHelen’s Navy

USS Playing House

...

hang on... women will also drive this thing and give directions too?

Lost in the Trench


58 posted on 06/03/2014 9:18:39 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Bratch

Operation Petticoat.


59 posted on 06/03/2014 9:19:31 AM PDT by cuban leaf
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To: GeronL

Well, at least if they get lost they won’t mind asking for directions.


60 posted on 06/03/2014 9:20:13 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: QT3.14
Next on Barack's list of MOST IMPORTSNT PRIORITIES:


61 posted on 06/03/2014 9:20:28 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Black skin has morphed into Teflon.)
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To: MrB

USS Junk N Trunk


62 posted on 06/03/2014 9:20:48 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: MrB

Ar, there be pirate booty to be had thar...


63 posted on 06/03/2014 9:21:27 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Prolly ought to have FReepers name this first all lesbi..er woman submarine.

I'll start.

The HMS Michelle...

64 posted on 06/03/2014 9:22:06 AM PDT by Osage Orange (I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.)
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To: GeronL

Gar**n Satnav.


65 posted on 06/03/2014 9:22:28 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Snagglers 'n' Mash.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Now, dat right dere is hilarious. Rush— what a mind.

Synchronized PMS battalion— the harpies screech while attacking. Men’s “generative” shrivel and recede as they....
“run away!!!”

At 600 plus feet and 30 knots— nobody knows who’s on the board, and.... that is another salient point behind the motivation to do this. It cannot work... ever. It is hard enough with all male crews. Many FReepers have great experience in this area of US naval service.


66 posted on 06/03/2014 9:22:31 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: QT3.14

Wait until the crew sees the menu Moochie has planned for them !!!


67 posted on 06/03/2014 9:23:20 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Black skin has morphed into Teflon.)
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To: Osage Orange

USS Battle Axe


68 posted on 06/03/2014 9:23:45 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Snagglers 'n' Mash.)
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To: Sequoyah101

HAHAHAHA!!!


69 posted on 06/03/2014 9:25:27 AM PDT by Osage Orange (I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.)
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To: GeronL

LOL!!!


70 posted on 06/03/2014 9:26:15 AM PDT by Osage Orange (I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.)
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To: mt tom

Their cruises will only be about one week long.

That is how long it will take them to plug all the heads (toilets) up.


71 posted on 06/03/2014 9:26:48 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Black skin has morphed into Teflon.)
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To: Osage Orange

Trapped beneath tons of seawater, the ship began to feel like prison......


72 posted on 06/03/2014 9:29:22 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Lower Deck

You don’t understand... the Navy plan is to rotate Blue and Gold crews for subs. One all female, one all male crew. Each sub has always had two full crews that rotate.

Many concerns for this decision and the reduction in combat capability, plastered over for reasons of the political push from libs. It is a fact that one of the crews (the one Moochie would focus on, no doubt) will be all female. At least this obviates the potential for pregnancy on board as was seen on our carriers.


73 posted on 06/03/2014 9:30:28 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: GeronL

Thar be free-booters, nay? Wid letters of marque?


74 posted on 06/03/2014 9:31:39 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: ArtDodger

When women are in close quarters, they tend to “sync up”; about 4 months into the mission, they will kill each other with their bare hands. This is probably not a good idea.


75 posted on 06/03/2014 9:32:14 AM PDT by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: QT3.14

I can just picture their first emergency. “These supplies on the dock don’t move themselves into the boat. What do we do?”

Looking forward to when the few women who can do the heavy lifting sue because they’re the only ones made to do it.

Nobody else is the least bit concerned that we’ll be sending out one of the least experienced submarine crews in modern history.


76 posted on 06/03/2014 9:32:45 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: dfwgator

thanks - my first actual laugh of the day ;)


77 posted on 06/03/2014 9:33:12 AM PDT by Sioux-san
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To: QT3.14

Urgent Message To COMSUBLANT:

Please send Navy Seal Team Six to rendevoux with USS Seahag to assist in shipboard emergency.

There is a mouse in the Captains quarters.


78 posted on 06/03/2014 9:33:41 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Black skin has morphed into Teflon.)
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To: John S Mosby

Captain Ahab is a formidable woman, built like a Silverback Gorilla but there are some fine lasses in the crew. Pity the cabin-girl she keeps locked up.


79 posted on 06/03/2014 9:34:48 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: QT3.14
"Michelle Obama has agreed to sponsor a future submarine named after her home state"

What the hell does "sponsor" mean in this context? Usually "sponsoring" something means to substantially pay for it. Is Moochelle going to shell out $800 million (or whatever) to have her name stenciled on the side of the ship?
80 posted on 06/03/2014 9:35:36 AM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: moose07

not even close. Quite classified. But getting panties in a wad from being lost would be a true concern if under battle orders.

And that is another point— this is not about battle— it is about fairness to ....”all”. A literal joke of academic thought.


81 posted on 06/03/2014 9:36:13 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: QT3.14

Damn the torpedoes! I have a headache!


82 posted on 06/03/2014 9:42:08 AM PDT by matt1234 (Hitler blamed the Jews. Obama blames the Tea Party.)
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To: QT3.14

From a practical perspective, I don’t see the problem here at all. They might need to build more toilets (to prevent long lines), but that’s about it.


83 posted on 06/03/2014 9:42:08 AM PDT by winner3000
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To: John S Mosby

was joking about the Windshield mounted navigation device. :)


84 posted on 06/03/2014 9:42:32 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Snagglers 'n' Mash.)
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To: QT3.14

Soon you can check it out on W00kipedia, Wøøkiepedia and w°°kipedia under USS Vagina.


85 posted on 06/03/2014 9:46:36 AM PDT by melancholy
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To: QT3.14

The submarine will be very irritable and uncommunicative for about 5 days every month.


86 posted on 06/03/2014 9:46:44 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: winner3000

Also picturing the “success” stories the WH already has written about this once the sub is well into it’s deployment. First emergency they meet will have them coming home to medals all around. Write ups of the awards will have all long time submariners yawning about how mundane their scare was.


87 posted on 06/03/2014 9:47:30 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: QT3.14

Too too funny...

A Vagina class sub, the PMS Illinois

So when she plays with her torpedoes, is it just envy?

[They write themselves...]


88 posted on 06/03/2014 9:47:34 AM PDT by Adder (No, Mr. Franklin, we could NOT keep it.)
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To: winner3000

There is considerable freely accessed literature on this subject about the many insurmountable (from the perspective of the the purpose of a combat submarine— readiness for combat). It is NOT about the number of heads or long lines.

Technical systems that require physical strength to maintain, fire control that cannot be performed, weapons readiness.... a slew of items, aside from the synchronized hormonal cycles and clear capability differences from males.


89 posted on 06/03/2014 9:48:44 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: dragonblustar

Not to mention battery operated...


90 posted on 06/03/2014 9:49:19 AM PDT by Adder (No, Mr. Franklin, we could NOT keep it.)
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To: servo1969

All of them... on the same 5 days, not available for defense of the country.


91 posted on 06/03/2014 9:49:42 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: exit82
Hope the heads are designed for synchronization.

They'll have to be twice as big...(they go in pairs...)

92 posted on 06/03/2014 9:55:37 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: moose07

Got it... no prob. Course it is speculated the qaida could use automobile sat nav for guidance of their homemade missiles.


93 posted on 06/03/2014 9:57:42 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: petitfour
Just wow at the foolishness. I assume they are going to have robots to do the heavy lifting.

I was just going to say, they better have a bunch of bull dykes on board for the all-hands stores loading working party.  That's some manual labor involved there.

 

94 posted on 06/03/2014 9:59:37 AM PDT by MNnice
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To: Iron Munro
“An all Homo crew”

That's going to get pretty expensive. They'll have to create two classes of this particular sub. One that fires torpedoes and one that catches torpedoes.

95 posted on 06/03/2014 10:01:07 AM PDT by I cannot think of a name
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To: QT3.14

It’s called the PMS attack sub!! No defenses, just full scale attack mode.


96 posted on 06/03/2014 10:03:46 AM PDT by tired&retired
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To: QT3.14

Fine. Let them have their “All Girls, All The Time” Sub, that sets a new precedent, so we men can go back to having our All Men” run businesses and operations too. Michelle has never even been in the service. This must concern her because her name will attract attention. Now this would make quite a reality show.


97 posted on 06/03/2014 10:04:21 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: lee martell

They still have plans to put females on male crew subs. Well, I think there are already subs with a few females on board.


98 posted on 06/03/2014 10:06:33 AM PDT by petitfour
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To: QT3.14

1/2 of the crew will be 9n leave for reasons related to pms and other female issues.


99 posted on 06/03/2014 10:15:19 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: QT3.14

Vagina class sub.


100 posted on 06/03/2014 10:15:50 AM PDT by polymuser
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