Skip to comments.Michelle Obama sponsors first-ever ALL-FEMALE nuclear submarine
Posted on 06/03/2014 8:51:52 AM PDT by QT3.14
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Oh, your last one is GOOD.
Some of those on the waiting list have been looking to the Coast Guard auxiliaries to get a jump on their training while they are on the wait list.
And they luuuuuve women over there, sho nuff. The gay male muslim mafia worldwide continues their work at male gay dominance. Shunning, as it were, service in “oooh, dangerous combat work”. Kill em off gets em out of the way.
Amazons in mythology (and reality) died off. Not enough drones to mate.
The 'all female crew' part is BS. Link
“So, what would be the female equivalent of a Crazy Ivan?”
Rush is not on the air this week but he beat you to this notion...
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2011/02/18/flashback_to_the_all_american_first_cavalry_amazon_battalion (2011 broadcast reflection on 1989 discussion)
RUSH: That would be great. Richard, thanks very much. I appreciate that reminder. That was... In fact, it was that incident, ladies and gentlemen, that actually gave birth for an idea for which came on this program: The All-American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion. You remember that, Snerdley? This is back in the early days of the women in combat argument, and we here at the EIB Network, always wanting to find compromise, came up with a way to effect this: The All-American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion. Let's see if I can remember how it worked. We all know that women, when housed or grouped together over period of time end up having their menstrual cycles synchronized. We don't know why, but we just know it happens.
Then we decided: Let certain women into the military and have the certain kinds of women be housed at the same place, the same time over a period of time and therefore we would have a combat-ready group of women on PMS whenever we needed 'em, because of the miraculousness of the synchronized menstrual cycle. Now, the All-American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion consisted of feminazis, banshees, Amazons who wanted to go into war and so forth -- and we theorized, "If you want to get Noriega out of there," 'cause did the rock music work or was it just an irritant? I forget which. It might have worked.
But we speculated here, we theorized that Noriega sitting inside the Papal Nuncio and hearing Molly Yard shout, "This is an outrage!" and looking out the window and seeing the All-American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion headed your way, you might give up and immediately surrender. That's how this program effects compromise. We've been working at this since this program started: Finding mutual ways to achieve similar goals. Maybe if driving through Madison blaring this program is a bit much, how about blaring prayers? Sort of like Friday prayers in Cairo. Just have a bunch of people on loudspeakers praying. (interruption) I know these are liberals. (laughing) It could be considered assault.
No, Virgnia class is the littoral warfare design that followed the Los Angeles class attack sub. True the weaponry would be tomahawk/cruise missles with nuc warhead capability, fired out of bow topside from below ocean surface.
Not a boomer ICBM platform. But your point is well taken as to “needed supplies” on board. This is not something our energies should be spent on to satisfy a class warfare/sex warfare civilian legalism.
USS Playing House
hang on... women will also drive this thing and give directions too?
Lost in the Trench
Well, at least if they get lost they won’t mind asking for directions.
An all Homo crew
An all Lesbo crew
An all tranny crew
An all muslim crew
An all Pedophile crew
A crew of all convicted felon registered democrats
USS Junk N Trunk
Ar, there be pirate booty to be had thar...
The HMS Michelle...
Now, dat right dere is hilarious. Rush— what a mind.
Synchronized PMS battalion— the harpies screech while attacking. Men’s “generative” shrivel and recede as they....
At 600 plus feet and 30 knots— nobody knows who’s on the board, and.... that is another salient point behind the motivation to do this. It cannot work... ever. It is hard enough with all male crews. Many FReepers have great experience in this area of US naval service.
Wait until the crew sees the menu Moochie has planned for them !!!
USS Battle Axe
Their cruises will only be about one week long.
That is how long it will take them to plug all the heads (toilets) up.
Trapped beneath tons of seawater, the ship began to feel like prison......
You don’t understand... the Navy plan is to rotate Blue and Gold crews for subs. One all female, one all male crew. Each sub has always had two full crews that rotate.
Many concerns for this decision and the reduction in combat capability, plastered over for reasons of the political push from libs. It is a fact that one of the crews (the one Moochie would focus on, no doubt) will be all female. At least this obviates the potential for pregnancy on board as was seen on our carriers.
Thar be free-booters, nay? Wid letters of marque?
When women are in close quarters, they tend to “sync up”; about 4 months into the mission, they will kill each other with their bare hands. This is probably not a good idea.
I can just picture their first emergency. “These supplies on the dock don’t move themselves into the boat. What do we do?”
Looking forward to when the few women who can do the heavy lifting sue because they’re the only ones made to do it.
Nobody else is the least bit concerned that we’ll be sending out one of the least experienced submarine crews in modern history.
thanks - my first actual laugh of the day ;)
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Please send Navy Seal Team Six to rendevoux with USS Seahag to assist in shipboard emergency.
There is a mouse in the Captains quarters.
Captain Ahab is a formidable woman, built like a Silverback Gorilla but there are some fine lasses in the crew. Pity the cabin-girl she keeps locked up.
not even close. Quite classified. But getting panties in a wad from being lost would be a true concern if under battle orders.
And that is another point— this is not about battle— it is about fairness to ....”all”. A literal joke of academic thought.
Damn the torpedoes! I have a headache!
From a practical perspective, I don’t see the problem here at all. They might need to build more toilets (to prevent long lines), but that’s about it.
was joking about the Windshield mounted navigation device. :)
Soon you can check it out on W00kipedia, Wøøkiepedia and w°°kipedia under USS Vagina.
The submarine will be very irritable and uncommunicative for about 5 days every month.
Also picturing the “success” stories the WH already has written about this once the sub is well into it’s deployment. First emergency they meet will have them coming home to medals all around. Write ups of the awards will have all long time submariners yawning about how mundane their scare was.
Too too funny...
A Vagina class sub, the PMS Illinois
So when she plays with her torpedoes, is it just envy?
[They write themselves...]
There is considerable freely accessed literature on this subject about the many insurmountable (from the perspective of the the purpose of a combat submarine— readiness for combat). It is NOT about the number of heads or long lines.
Technical systems that require physical strength to maintain, fire control that cannot be performed, weapons readiness.... a slew of items, aside from the synchronized hormonal cycles and clear capability differences from males.
Not to mention battery operated...
All of them... on the same 5 days, not available for defense of the country.
They'll have to be twice as big...(they go in pairs...)
Got it... no prob. Course it is speculated the qaida could use automobile sat nav for guidance of their homemade missiles.
I was just going to say, they better have a bunch of bull dykes on board for the all-hands stores loading working party. That's some manual labor involved there.
That's going to get pretty expensive. They'll have to create two classes of this particular sub. One that fires torpedoes and one that catches torpedoes.
It’s called the PMS attack sub!! No defenses, just full scale attack mode.
Fine. Let them have their “All Girls, All The Time” Sub, that sets a new precedent, so we men can go back to having our All Men” run businesses and operations too. Michelle has never even been in the service. This must concern her because her name will attract attention. Now this would make quite a reality show.
They still have plans to put females on male crew subs. Well, I think there are already subs with a few females on board.
1/2 of the crew will be 9n leave for reasons related to pms and other female issues.
Vagina class sub.
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