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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 06/06/2014 5:49:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Siri says...



RECENTLY PRESIDENT OBAMA DECIDED TO TAKE AN AERIAL TOUR OF AN INDIAN RESERVATION IN OKLAHOMA. BECAUSE HE WANTED A CLOSE UP PERSONAL LOOK AT THE LANDSCAPE THE SECRET SERVICE COMMANDEERED A SMALL PRIVATE PLANE FOR THE OUTING.

It's time for a workout:



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bergdahl; obama; ofst; silliness
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Forget #YesAllWomen: #YesAllCats exposes true societal problems

Guy posts Craigslist ad asking for disguised weapons. The response is hilarious Language warning.


1 posted on 06/06/2014 5:49:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

In, in time!
Thanks for the ping to my favorite Friday thread!

cheers
Jim


2 posted on 06/06/2014 5:50:30 AM PDT by gymbeau (Tagline optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten?


3 posted on 06/06/2014 5:51:42 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...





CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST



4 posted on 06/06/2014 5:51:45 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: gymbeau

holy crap....top ten?


5 posted on 06/06/2014 5:52:09 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: Yorlik803

Yes...holy crap! Top 10


6 posted on 06/06/2014 5:53:12 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
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To: EQAndyBuzz

*Fist Bump*


7 posted on 06/06/2014 5:53:42 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10!


8 posted on 06/06/2014 5:55:47 AM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10!!!


9 posted on 06/06/2014 5:56:47 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: JRios1968

Top ten?


10 posted on 06/06/2014 5:57:26 AM PDT by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: Hoodat
Barely!


11 posted on 06/06/2014 5:58:54 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!! It’s Friday!!


12 posted on 06/06/2014 5:59:18 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

This student received a 0% on his / her final exam ... but gets 100% for wit!!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* lunch and dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* the other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* it will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
* no problem, he sleeps at night

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* you will never find an elephant that has only one hand

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,

how long would it take four men to build it?
* no time at all, the wall is already built

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
* any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.


13 posted on 06/06/2014 5:59:47 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Who is buried in Grant’s Tomb?


14 posted on 06/06/2014 6:07:10 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (Some people say that experts agree!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

15 posted on 06/06/2014 6:13:42 AM PDT by Leo Carpathian (FReeeeepeesssssed)
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To: 4yearlurker
Who is buried in Grant’s Tomb?

It's a trick question. Grant and his wife.

16 posted on 06/06/2014 6:19:00 AM PDT by Family Guy (A society's first line of defense is not the law but customs, traditions and moral values. -Williams)
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To: Lucky9teen

17 posted on 06/06/2014 6:19:44 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Family Guy

Right you are! Mr.& Mrs. Grant.


18 posted on 06/06/2014 6:22:48 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (Some people say that experts agree!!)
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To: Leo Carpathian

Top 13,000!


19 posted on 06/06/2014 6:28:07 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Democrats are the domestic enemy of the American Republic.)
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To: Arrowhead1952; All
Q: If a rooster were to lay an egg @ the peak of a sloped roof, which side would it fall.

A: Rooster don't lay eggs, hens do.

20 posted on 06/06/2014 6:29:40 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 30!!!!!!


21 posted on 06/06/2014 6:37:28 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

22 posted on 06/06/2014 6:40:48 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Damn, I wish I hadn’t seen that!


23 posted on 06/06/2014 6:49:03 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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To: Lucky9teen

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most.

Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted
favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story


24 posted on 06/06/2014 6:49:42 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: martin_fierro
that is really creepy, no fried chicken for the next week.

25 posted on 06/06/2014 6:50:29 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: Lucky9teen

IN!!!


26 posted on 06/06/2014 6:54:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Those who have walked through fire leave sparks of light wherever they go.)
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To: Lucky9teen
My niece is a high school award-winning track and field gal. She is strong and dedicated.

Can't wait to show her Obama's routine. I feel a snicker coming on!

27 posted on 06/06/2014 6:54:19 AM PDT by hummingbird (Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
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To: sunny48
there MUST be a mistake, I don't want to watch Muslims...

9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat.


28 posted on 06/06/2014 6:55:58 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: Lucky9teen

Those workout pics hurt my eyes! *groan* My broom can do better!


29 posted on 06/06/2014 6:57:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Those who have walked through fire leave sparks of light wherever they go.)
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To: skinkinthegrass
Verbal questions:

1. Spell "spot" three times, real fast. What do you do at a green light?

2. How do you pronounce "folk"? What do you call the white of an egg?

3. Baby bull falls down and skins his knee. Who does he run to: Mama Bull or Papa Bull? (Ans. there is no "mama bull"; it's a cow).

30 posted on 06/06/2014 6:57:32 AM PDT by glennaro
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To: Liberty Valance
Arghhhhhh.....

It's like they say:

"That which has been seen cannot be unseen."

31 posted on 06/06/2014 6:58:48 AM PDT by hummingbird (Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
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32 posted on 06/06/2014 7:01:16 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: sunny48
You got me with your math trickery!

Are we all Number 9?

33 posted on 06/06/2014 7:02:21 AM PDT by hummingbird (Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
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34 posted on 06/06/2014 7:05:07 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Monkey Face

35 posted on 06/06/2014 7:07:10 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: glennaro

36 posted on 06/06/2014 7:09:00 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Logical answer:

Guy goes into a hardware store asks the clerk, "How much are these?"
Clerk says, "25 cents apiece."
Guy says, "So, that's 50 cents for ten."
Clerk says, "That's right."
Guy says, "I'll take a thousand."
Clerk says, "That'll be a dollar."

What's he buying?

37 posted on 06/06/2014 7:09:19 AM PDT by glennaro
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To: Lucky9teen

38 posted on 06/06/2014 7:11:20 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: glennaro

Letters


39 posted on 06/06/2014 7:11:31 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: gymbeau

Earthquake News Blooper Compilation 2014! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUKvVJs3iTw


40 posted on 06/06/2014 7:12:57 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Best of Stupid Game Show Answers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk


41 posted on 06/06/2014 7:13:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: sunny48

Nope. It predicted 15 and my favorite is 13.


42 posted on 06/06/2014 7:13:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Those who have walked through fire leave sparks of light wherever they go.)
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To: ShadowAce; glennaro

s/Letters/Numbers/


43 posted on 06/06/2014 7:14:07 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: skinkinthegrass

That was such a gross film...they actually teach that behavior...


44 posted on 06/06/2014 7:14:55 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Those who have walked through fire leave sparks of light wherever they go.)
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To: fredhead

45 posted on 06/06/2014 7:16:26 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: martin_fierro

46 posted on 06/06/2014 7:18:38 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: ShadowAce

Excellent. House address numbers. (A good one to get your friends thinking ...)


47 posted on 06/06/2014 7:18:39 AM PDT by glennaro
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To: sunny48

48 posted on 06/06/2014 7:21:57 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: TheOldLady

49 posted on 06/06/2014 7:23:43 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

LOL!


50 posted on 06/06/2014 7:24:41 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Those who have walked through fire leave sparks of light wherever they go.)
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