Wife Kills Husband While Asleep

Emirates 24/7 ^ | Friday, June 06, 2014

[nickcarraway]

A Jordanian woman murdered her husband by stabbing him 25 times while he was asleep in his bed room in the Arab country, Jordan’s press reported on Friday.

The woman, in her 20s, told police unknown attackers stormed the house and killed her husband but police suspected her statement, the papers said.

Forensic examination showed the man died of his injuries after receiving 25 stab wounds while the wife later confessed she murdered her husband following persistent rifts, they added.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Okay, which one was asleep? The wife or the husband?

[doug from upland]

She killed him while she was asleep?

Hey Emirates headline writer, how about:
Wife kills husband while he slept

[Junk Silver]

Journalist kills the English language while clueless.

[knarf]

You’re not sup’osed’t ‘splain it to ‘em

[JRandomFreeper]

Reason number 6 that I dumped wife #2.

/johnny

[alexander_busek]

Or how about: "Wife kills sleeping husband"

Regards,

[dsrtsage]

This is a big deal. It’s not like the guy killed the wife, then it would not be a big deal

[Bob]

I’m thinking that he probably woke up during the killing. The first stab wound would certainly have been enough for me and I’m a very sound sleeper.

[dsrtsage]

Although, I didn’t know it was even possible to kill someone without a gun. Learn something new every day

[nickcarraway]

It’s funnier this way.

[Lazamataz]

Sleepkilling. Yes, I’ve had this. I wake up and I find out I killed half of Portland.

[colorado tanker]

Divorce, Islamic style.

[Sequoyah101]

You mean because she killed you while asleep?

I figure this is the way I’ll go.

[meadsjn]

“One day you’re gonna wake up dead.”

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Ambiguous reference alert.

[nickcarraway]

And the other half of Portland was angry at you because they had to clean it up.

[JRandomFreeper]

The anticipation was killing me. I'd like to think I dodged a blunt instrument.

/johnny