[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Okay, which one was asleep? The wife or the husband?

[doug from upland]

She killed him while she was asleep?

Hey Emirates headline writer, how about:
Wife kills husband while he slept

[JRandomFreeper]

Reason number 6 that I dumped wife #2.

/johnny

[Bob]

I’m thinking that he probably woke up during the killing. The first stab wound would certainly have been enough for me and I’m a very sound sleeper.

[Lazamataz]

Sleepkilling. Yes, I’ve had this. I wake up and I find out I killed half of Portland.

[colorado tanker]

Divorce, Islamic style.

[meadsjn]

“One day you’re gonna wake up dead.”

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Ambiguous reference alert.

[RitchieAprile]

how much forensic examination did it take to come to that conclusion?

[Doomonyou]

He wasn’t asleep after the first stab.

[bandleader]

I wonder if Jeb Bush would consider this to be”An Act of Love”???

[bgill]

From the headline, I thought she was asleep.

[lee martell]

“She murdered her husband following persistent riffs” Oh. So her husband was a musician practicing at home? “If I hear Stairway to Heaven one more time, I swear to Allah....”

[freedomfiter2]

That was kind of her. Some wives kill their husbands over decades.

[SkyDancer]

If he was awake do you think he’d notice? I mean after the first knife attack you’d think he’d notice it wasn’t the alarm clock going off.

[dfwgator]

“Consider it a divorce.”

[ExCTCitizen]

Sleep murder? Poorly written headline.