Woman dials 999 in row over ice cream sprinkles

Telegraph UK ^ | 6/4/14 | Laurence Dodds

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Sounds like she was upset that her cone looked like this

when she wanted it to look like this:

Everyone knows that a differences like that is high and series emergency

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

*hugh and series

[GeronL]

To reach the Obama handout helpline dial 311.... or is it 211?

[PapaNew]

“I take a man and I take away reason and accountability”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wse_hgca220

[PieterCasparzen]

Isn’t it 666 ?

[windcliff]

I hate sprinkles.

[dfwgator]

She should dialed 0118 999 881 99 9119 725......3.

[Popman]

I'm sure if she was a US citizen, she would be an Obama voter...

[dfwgator]

[Billthedrill]

Eat yer dang sprinkles. They’re good for ya. Lots of Vitamin S. Starving children in Africa would LOVE to have them sprinkles!

[bigbob]

What does 999 get you? Herman Cain’s Pizza joint?

[Above My Pay Grade]

Since when must one be a U.S. Citizen to be an Obama voter?

[csvset]

Do sprinkles have a taste? They’d provide more textural and visual stimulus than anything else.

[Inyo-Mono]

I’d be very upset too.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

No taste. Just superfluous sugar. As if the ice cream itself didn’t already have enough.

[faithhopecharity]

I agree. A nice cream Cone can be a person’s best moment of the day, especially the way things are going in the country. Her ice cream cone should be prepared right!!

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

[MHGinTN]

I’m sure Eric ‘the red’ Holder will get right on that ... if this female is the right race.

[Popman]

Since when must one be a U.S. Citizen to be an Obama voter?

Well, that is an excellent point !

[BenLurkin]

Love the accent!