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Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel Nominated For VA Top Post
6-7-14 | Retired Texas Vet

Posted on 06/07/2014 7:06:44 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel (aka Dr. Death) was nominated by the President to be the new permanent head of the Veterans Administration.

Dr. Death has an illustrious career in medicine and is best known for his invention of Death Panels for the Obamacare tax law. Triggering the invention of the death panels was Dr. Death's creation of the "bell curve of death" which highlighted the unnecessary medical expense for people at the low end (infants and children) and the high end (seniors). Dr. Death demonstrated that it was infeasible and uneconomical to provide any medical treatment to these people other than a pill and instructions for them to go home and die for the good of the collective.

Dr. Death's first choice was to be the president of Planned Parenthood but was deemed not to be qualified. Dr. Death stated that he would have gotten the job had he had ballerina experience and was a little more effeminate like his brother Rahm.

Dr. Death, although disappointed at not getting the job at Planned Parenthood to kill babies, stated that he would hit the floor running at VA. Dr. Death stated that his transition would be much easier than expected since VA management had already instituted death panels by default.

Dr. Death was considering instituting a bonus plan wherein upper management would receive large bonuses dependent upon the successful elimination of the large backlog of patients. Dr. Death expects that death panels will be an integral part of the plan.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: heddoit; satire

1 posted on 06/07/2014 7:06:44 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Don’t give Barry any ideas.


2 posted on 06/07/2014 7:07:40 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Obama could set up EXTERMINATION CAMPS
and the EXEMPT Congress will continue to do ... NOTHING.


3 posted on 06/07/2014 7:08:41 PM PDT by Diogenesis
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I heard Kevorkian was unavailable.


4 posted on 06/07/2014 7:11:07 PM PDT by 1010RD (First, Do No Harm)
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To: RetiredTexasVet; All

Well, this certainly confirms the intent all along...

I thought the deputy VA secretary that had only been on the job for about the last 3 months was the one they selected...At least that was the last I heard about mid-week, this last week...


5 posted on 06/07/2014 7:12:02 PM PDT by stevie_d_64 (It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
So Mr Death Panel gets to solve the VA’s problem of its answer to back door institution of Death Panels - the The Waiting List of Death.
6 posted on 06/07/2014 7:13:23 PM PDT by rdcbn
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To: RetiredTexasVet

What an INSULT to our Vets!! He is Dr. DEATH and the father of DEATH PANELS!!! Those poor, poor vets!!


7 posted on 06/07/2014 7:14:13 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion.....the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: 1010RD

Joseph Goebbel’s and Adolf Eichmann would have volunteered to him Zeke, ya think?


8 posted on 06/07/2014 7:17:03 PM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Weirdest guy ever.

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9 posted on 06/07/2014 7:18:54 PM PDT by Mears
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To: RetiredTexasVet

With this bunch of chuckleheads in DC, it is getting harder to distinguish satire from actual “news”.


10 posted on 06/07/2014 7:23:21 PM PDT by Shelayne
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To: Mears

Isn’t he the one who is a big fan of Joseph Mengele?


11 posted on 06/07/2014 7:25:43 PM PDT by Jean2 (i)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Good post and great opening paragraphs.

Thanks.


12 posted on 06/07/2014 7:26:32 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: RetiredTexasVet

This is an insult to every vet.

Appoint the man who proposed death panels?

Reject him!


13 posted on 06/07/2014 7:29:36 PM PDT by tennmountainman (Just Say No To Cochran And Boss Hogg.)
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To: Jean2

“Isn’t he the one who is a big fan of Joseph Mengele?”

That I don’t know but I saw him many times during the Obamacare fiasco and he is really,really weird——a grinning fool.


14 posted on 06/07/2014 7:30:17 PM PDT by Mears
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To: RetiredTexasVet
That asshole should be nominated as a VA patient.
15 posted on 06/07/2014 7:30:33 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

16 posted on 06/07/2014 7:30:43 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: ExTexasRedhead

Joseph Goebbel’s and Adolf Eichmann would have volunteered to him Zeke, ya think?


Absolutely. They’d compete to see who could out do the other.


17 posted on 06/07/2014 8:56:31 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it .... their minds are diseased.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Perfect ..!!!!!!!!


18 posted on 06/07/2014 9:01:56 PM PDT by CyberAnt (True the Vote: MY AMERICA, "... I'm terrified it's slipping away.")
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Just another of many more to come. This one is flippin the bird to our patriotic military.

Now the WhiteyHut point is psychological payback for not bowing at the ankles.


19 posted on 06/07/2014 9:29:06 PM PDT by X-spurt (CRUZ missile - armed and ready.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

He really is the head of patient services at University of PA hospital , where several of my family and friends have died.


20 posted on 06/07/2014 10:45:14 PM PDT by Eva
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To: RetiredTexasVet

You might as well nominate the other doctor death, Jack Kervorkian. Unless of course he’s already dead, then Emmanuel will do fine, at least for the power-hungry, patriot hating Left.


21 posted on 06/07/2014 11:49:19 PM PDT by Crucial (Tolerance at the expense of equal treatment is the path to tyranny.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Oh my dear Lord, no!!! This ahole will “exterminate” these vets, eventually, one by one, if he gets this post.

VETERANS EVERYWHERE! STAND UP AND DON'T ALLOW THIS POS TO HEAD THE VA!! This evil POS in our White House is trying his best to destroy our military, including the killing of our vets at the VA. Ezekial Emanual IS DR DEATH IN OBOMACARE. He is one evil POS AND HE MUST BE STOPPED. EMANUAL IS EQUIVALANT TO HITLER'S DR MENGELE, WHO KILLED MILLIONS IN HITLER'S DEATH CAMPS. Look Mengele up in Google.

EZEKIAL EMANUAL MUST BE STOPPED BY ANY AND ALL MEANS. Pass this info on to any and every vet you know, any vet organization NOW. Don't let obozo succeed in killing off those who are wounded, ill and in need our our protection. If they were able to, and knew the truth about who Ezekial really is, I'm sure they'd off this guy...our soliders don't take no shit from socialists/communists/marxists/muzzie collaborators.

22 posted on 06/08/2014 2:43:32 AM PDT by itssme
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Did you make this up? What source?

If true, this is major news.


23 posted on 06/08/2014 4:37:35 AM PDT by gartrell bibberts ( 50% + of Americans are of below average intelligence today, and have no sense of honesty.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Obama got the advice from the Taliban as part of the payback for releasing the top 5 terrorists


24 posted on 06/08/2014 10:56:20 AM PDT by Understand the stimulus
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To: gartrell bibberts

Keywords ‘humor’ and ‘satire’...sure is believable, though.


25 posted on 06/08/2014 10:59:44 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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