Skip to comments.Alpha-male bear faces castration as sexual dominance ‘threatens survival of species’ in Pyrénées
Posted on 06/09/2014 4:19:49 AM PDT by Olog-hai
For 26 years Pyros, a Pyrenean brown bear, has enjoyed life as an undisputed alpha male. But he could be about to pay a price for that dominance.
Following the birth of a cub who is both his daughter and granddaughter, Spanish scientists have declared his overwhelming sexual vigor is a threat to the survival of the colony.
Scientists say they must now choose between taking Pyros into captivity or castrating himalthough they are not certain even the latter will prevent his dominant behavior from hindering the populations recovery.
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“I’m sorry, Moe, it was an accident!”
They need to move him to a new area. And move a boar from another area to this area. I assume the bears are scarce and needs fresh DNA to keep the pyranees brown bear population viable.
Forget it jake. it’s Spain.
Forget it jake. it’s Spain.
Castrate him??? May as well just shoot him...
Or just make him the Speaker of the House!
We should warn the Spanish; this always happens to Republicans. Just give him a little time, and a sun tan, they will fall of naturally!
Issue trophy hunt permits for that bear and the issue is solved at a profit. AND - enviro-commies will be sooo maddened they might stroke out. That’s called a “Two ‘fer” in the real world.
The locals are reacting as they should and as American local leaders were too cowardly to so do. Note the following:
“The responsibility of a mayor is to ensure the safety of his citizens, said Werner Dissertori, the mayor of the village of Tramin, which prides itself on the gewürztraminer wine it produces from steeply-terraced vineyards. Unless the authorities get rid of the bears, Ill authorise our hunters to start shooting them.
If we wait until something happens, it will be too late. In Siberia or Canada there are huge spaces for bears. Here it is too crowded, there are too many villages. Theyve lost control of the project, which was misguided in the first place. They wont admit that because it would cause public panic.
Mr Dissertori leads an alliance of 10 mayors of mountain villages who are implacably opposed to the bears presence. “
I would like to see an American sheriff say the same thing. As the highest law enforcement authority in his county, when anything becomes a risk to human health and safety, he can act.
Bear steaks and ‘super stew’ time at that county’s next ‘Beast Feast”.
Yum! I’ll buy a tickets, airline and admission, for such a “Liberty Dinner”.
Just get him married. Problem solved
That didn't work for Clinton.
Okay, marry him to a heterosexual bear.
My thoughts exactly. Maybe Boehner can talk to him about life after castration.
Loop a scarf around his neck, give him some skinny jeans, some little hipster eyeglasses and a cup of Starbucks to carry around. Problem solved.
Nah, you gotta marry him to Hillary.
I clicked on this thread, thought there would be some smart aleck comments. I was right..............................
That bear behaves like Bill Clinton. I
I don’t think that the bear ever engaged in sodomy, so the parallel is not quite there.