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White House To Trade For Release of Eric Cantor (R-VA)
Self | June 10, 2014 | Political Junkie Too

Posted on 06/10/2014 11:19:14 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too

The White House today announced that it has negotiated a trade for House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA).

In exchange for the return of Cantor to the House of Representatives, Democrats have agreed to expel Debbie Wasserman-Shultz (D-FL), Maria Cantwell (D-WA), Patty Murray (D-WA), Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-TX), and Maxine Waters (D-CA).

Observers remarked on the fact that Democrats traded five women in exchange for one man, hinting that the so-called War on Women was really worth five women to one man. "We can do better than this," said former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. "Under my leadership, no women were lost in Benghazi or anywhere else."

Also, the Congressional Black Caucus had concerns about the trading of Congresswomen Waters and Jackson-Lee, saying "We are pleased that Ms. Lee and Ms. Waters are seen as being equally as valuable as our colleagues Senators Cantwell and Murray. However, a Democrat staffer told us, on condition of anonymity because he didn't want to be called a racist, that Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi originally offered up Hank Johnson (D-GA) instead of Rep. Wasserman-Schultz, but that was rejected because it would be a trade of three African-Americans out of five for one White Republican male.

Regarding the trade, Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH) said "We think this is a generous offer from our friends across the aisle. For too long, we have been holding each other hostage to special interests. It's about time that we move past the issues that divide us, and work towards finding common ground that is in the best interests of all Americans." When reminded by an aide that this was not about amnesty for illegal aliens, but that Majority Leader Cantor had lost his primary election, Speaker Boehner was heard yelling...


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Humor... Arrr... Arrr...

-PJ

1 posted on 06/10/2014 11:19:14 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too
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To: John Semmens
My attempt at satire.

-PJ

2 posted on 06/10/2014 11:19:46 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: Political Junkie Too

Is this from The Onion? lol.


3 posted on 06/10/2014 11:21:13 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: Political Junkie Too

Depends how you define women.

A woman is pleasing, alluring...


4 posted on 06/10/2014 11:23:21 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Are you suggesting that the Republicans got snookered, again? :-)

-PJ

5 posted on 06/10/2014 11:25:46 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: Political Junkie Too
....Nancy Pelosi originally offered up Hank Johnson (D-GA) instead of Rep. Wasserman-Schultz, but that was rejected because it would be a trade of three African-Americans out of five for one White Republican male.

They were also afraid it could possibly capsize the island.

6 posted on 06/10/2014 11:37:55 PM PDT by Bullish (You ever notice that liberalism really just amounts to anti-morality?)
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To: Political Junkie Too

Yeah, baby!


7 posted on 06/10/2014 11:39:10 PM PDT by Yehuda (Search youtube and listen to "Islams Not For Me".)
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To: Political Junkie Too

~~~Debbie Wasserman-Shultz (D-FL), Maria Cantwell (D-WA), Patty Murray (D-WA), Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-TX), and Maxine Waters (D-CA)~~~for Eric Cantor.

We can’t be trading 5 terrorists for one traitor again, can we?????


8 posted on 06/11/2014 12:00:07 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: Political Junkie Too

Great funny stuff, PJ. And wait until it comes out that Cantor had walked away from his Conservative Platoon to consort with the enemy. He’s a lousy deserter. We give them 5 big Progresso guns, and get one back - bad deal.


9 posted on 06/11/2014 12:24:34 AM PDT by jobim (.)
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To: Political Junkie Too
a well deserved "snickering"..upgraded to an LOL!

10 posted on 06/11/2014 1:57:26 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: Political Junkie Too

I think they should have gone for the “Wu Tang Clan” myself...twofer....


11 posted on 06/11/2014 2:27:38 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Political Junkie Too
In exchange for the return of Cantor to the House of Representatives, Democrats have agreed to expel Debbie Wasserman-Shultz (D-FL), Maria Cantwell (D-WA), Patty Murray (D-WA), Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-TX), and Maxine Waters (D-CA).

From your lips to God's Ears.

12 posted on 06/11/2014 2:43:04 AM PDT by sauropod (Fat Bottomed Girl: "What difference, at this point, does it make?")
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To: Political Junkie Too
Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi originally offered up Hank Johnson (D-GA) instead of Rep. Wasserman-Schultz, but that was rejected because it would be a trade of three African-Americans out of five for one White Republican male.

Ouch!

13 posted on 06/11/2014 2:44:52 AM PDT by sauropod (Fat Bottomed Girl: "What difference, at this point, does it make?")
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To: Political Junkie Too

Hehehhe


14 posted on 06/11/2014 6:54:13 AM PDT by Ueriah
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To: Political Junkie Too
Expel Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-TX), and Maxine Waters (D-CA)?


15 posted on 06/11/2014 6:56:44 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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