Skip to comments.Putin: Pro-Russian riots in Ukraine caused by YouTube video
Posted on 06/11/2014 6:12:46 AM PDT by wetphoenix
Today, when asked about the violence surrounding Pro-Russian counter-rebellion in Ukraine, Russian President Vladimir Putin informed the public that no such violence was occurring.
The Perpetrators of these actions are not separatists, Putin was quoted as saying. These are not acts of separatism, but merely spontaneous demonstrations in response to an offensive YouTube video.
The YouTube video in question is a thirty-second clip of a Lenin Statue toppling in Ukraine, made by an almost unknown 33-year-old male with the YouTube account name TheOriginalNoJokeHonestToGoodnessNotLyingOnlyRealNinjaPirate33. The Video had already collected six and three quarters views before the Malaysian government took it off the Internet.
The maker of the video, Captain Saito Teach, has been located and detained by the government of the Russian Federation, and will face incarceration.
The Constitution of the Donetsk People's Internets Republic, adopted in the beginning of the week, demands that the global community eradicate online bigotry and heresy with its new control over the Internet.
In Bolshevik theology, Lenin serves as the third part of the Trinity of Marxist-Leninism, and came to earth in the 1900s to teach the gospel of Marx-Lenin to the impoverished, the sick in mind and spirit, and the non-believers.
Desecration of the sacred Lenin shrines is a transgression against the Party, meriting eternal torment in the frozen underworld of Bolshevism, the Gulag.
Our local People's Cube correspondent has contacted the leader of the Not-Separatist-not-Fascist Group in the Donetsk Republic and was told the following:
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE PROPHET OF THE STATE! Kill the Infidels and non-believers for their blasphemy! The American imperialist capitalist dogs will burn from the heat of a hundred thousand tongues of fire until they submit to the will of the Rodina! Rodina Akbar!
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wow what an original idea to blame a You Tube video/ sarc
Of course it is.
And damn funny satire, too.