**The garage is the most painful area you can be bitten by a snake.**
Two cowboys are staying a couple miles outside of town on a trail they used for herding cattle. While answering nature’s call behind a bush, one cowboys gets bitten on the buttocks by a rattle snake. He alerts his friend, who jumps on his horse and races toward town seeking a cure. He reaches the doctors office and runs inside.
The doc explains to him that the only way to save his friend is to suck the poison out of his buttocks. The cowboy jumps back on his horse and races back to his ailing friend. When he reaches his camp, the frantic cowboy cries out “What did the doctor say?”
To which his friend replies “He said you’re gonna die!
The first time I heard that joke was while I was saddling up for the Charge of the Light Brigade. Real kneeslappa!