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Nude Guy Causes Chain-Reaction Highway Crash
thesmokinggun.com ^ | June 13, 2014

Posted on 06/14/2014 2:51:41 PM PDT by BenLurkin

A naked man truck surfing atop a Ford Ranger as it traveled on a New Mexico highway fell off the vehicle and triggered a chain reaction crash that left a motorcyclist seriously injured, police report.

As detailed in a probable cause statement, a passing motorist told cops that he spotted a naked man standing on the truck as it drove along State Road 522 in Taos last Friday night. The man, later identified as Alexander Werner, 27, fell off the truck “and was lying on the side of the road.”

A motorcyclist traveling in the opposite direction “was slowing down because of Mr. Werner lying in the road” when he was rear-ended by a Ford van. The motorcyclist, who is not identified in court papers, suffered a “major head injury” and was transported to a local hospital for treatment.

Investigators allege that Tashena Whittaker (seen at right) helped Werner back into the Ford Ranger, which she was driving. The duo then drove away from the scene of the June 6 accident. They were subsequently pulled over by a patrolman about two miles down the road

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: freakflag; gaypride; newmexico; publicnudity

1 posted on 06/14/2014 2:51:41 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
I was in Texas on Friday night. Really.

/johnny

2 posted on 06/14/2014 2:55:57 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: BenLurkin

Here, hold muh beer and watch this...


3 posted on 06/14/2014 2:56:28 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: BenLurkin

Don’t piss into the wind...

But seriously, getting hit from behind is
One of the most Dangerous things that
Can happen to a Biker, and
Has a high mortality.


4 posted on 06/14/2014 2:58:39 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: BenLurkin

They are just prejudiced against these good folks because they are “polytheists”.

Evidently, surfing nude on the roof of a pickup is one of their sacraments./s


5 posted on 06/14/2014 2:58:52 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: left that other site

PS, i am a Biker, so i find the actions of these fools particularly offensive.


6 posted on 06/14/2014 2:59:38 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: BenLurkin
Werner was also charged with indecent exposure and failure to wear a seat belt, both misdemeanors.

Of course.

7 posted on 06/14/2014 2:59:59 PM PDT by FourPeas ("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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To: HangnJudge

This is the part of the story that’s glossed over, of course. Who cares why the bike slowed down? The woman driving the van following should have been paying attention.


8 posted on 06/14/2014 3:03:17 PM PDT by FourPeas ("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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To: BenLurkin

Sounds like he was competing for the Darwin Award.


9 posted on 06/14/2014 3:06:50 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: FourPeas

If there’s a naked guy in the road, I’m probably not going to see much else.


10 posted on 06/14/2014 3:09:20 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Wagglebee, welcome home we missed you! ~ Þ)
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To: BenLurkin

And marijuana isn’t even legal in NM yet.


11 posted on 06/14/2014 3:11:24 PM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: BenLurkin

That last speed bump let out a whimper.


12 posted on 06/14/2014 3:11:53 PM PDT by Yogafist
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To: BykrBayb

Even so, I doubt that you’re going to punt a biker.


13 posted on 06/14/2014 3:13:22 PM PDT by FourPeas ("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Don’t look, Ethyl!


14 posted on 06/14/2014 3:16:45 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: BenLurkin; GeronL
, a passing motorist told cops that he spotted a naked man standing on the truck as it drove along State Road 522 in Taos last Friday night.

Well it WAS a full moon last night...

15 posted on 06/14/2014 3:17:35 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: HangnJudge

It’s really unfortunate for the motorcyclist.


16 posted on 06/14/2014 3:18:03 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I have a classic sports car.)
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To: FourPeas

Not if it’s a Harley. ;)


17 posted on 06/14/2014 3:18:55 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Wagglebee, welcome home we missed you! ~ Þ)
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To: JRandomFreeper
A motorcyclist traveling in the opposite direction “was slowing down because of Mr. Werner lying in the road” when he was rear-ended by a Ford van

Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!

18 posted on 06/14/2014 3:19:14 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: JRandomFreeper

Johnny Don’t Surf.


19 posted on 06/14/2014 3:21:11 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: BenLurkin

Hamburgered buns.
He’ll be picking pebbles outta his skin for decades.


20 posted on 06/14/2014 3:28:18 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: BenLurkin; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; RandallFlag

“Mr. Werner had injuries from the fall and he declined medical attention,”

Can’t walk or sit down because he looks like a burger king grill mistake, but he feels good about himself and his life choices.
Maybe he’s a zombie?


21 posted on 06/14/2014 3:34:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: BenLurkin
Werner was also charged with indecent exposure and failure to wear a seat belt, both misdemeanors.

In his defense, he claimed that witnesses noted his R's covered until he fell, only after which was Weinei exposed.....

22 posted on 06/14/2014 3:43:08 PM PDT by mikrofon (Legal Technicalities ;)
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To: a fool in paradise; Darksheare; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; OSHA; ...
A naked man truck surfing atop a Ford Ranger as it traveled on a New Mexico highway...

Donut gets you a dollar those two can hear the Taos Hum, if you know what I mean.


23 posted on 06/14/2014 4:08:11 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: left that other site

He just needs to claim he? was exercising his rights as a part of the LGBT community and case dismissed./S
I should have been a lawyer.
However I do sincerely wish for the recovery of the man on the motor from his injuries.

This accident, as it’s called, was caused by clearly irresponsible behavior by the driver and nude dude.

What were they thinking?


24 posted on 06/14/2014 4:09:12 PM PDT by glyptol
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To: BenLurkin

some poor guy is probably going to have his whole life ruined by the stupidity of this asswipe. Whatever punishment he gets will probably not be enough.


25 posted on 06/14/2014 4:09:55 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: All
“...Whittaker was also hit with a misdemeanor count for driving without a license...”

I guess that's the NM response to illegals driving... only a misdemeanor.

26 posted on 06/14/2014 4:22:27 PM PDT by az_gila
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To: Fiji Hill

Darwin Award winner? Depends on what was “ground off”.

In any case, he wins the ‘Worse case of DIY dermabrasion’ Award.


27 posted on 06/14/2014 4:49:31 PM PDT by GladesGuru (Islam Delenda Est - because of what Islam is and because of what Muslims do.)
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To: left that other site

It must have been some good crack...


28 posted on 06/14/2014 4:55:33 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: BenLurkin

...Whittaker, a Tennessee native, is a mother of two young girls. On her Facebook page, Whittaker describes herself as a “polytheist” who will “bow only to the old gods and goddesses.”

***
Dear Lord, please let someone responsible raise those girls.


29 posted on 06/14/2014 4:56:38 PM PDT by Bigg Red (31 May 2014: Obamugabe officially declares the USA a vanquished subject of the Global Caliphate.)
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To: glyptol

Indeed...Prayers up for the Biker.


30 posted on 06/14/2014 5:12:00 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Delta Dawn

Oh my.....


31 posted on 06/14/2014 5:12:54 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Just checkin’ on ya. ;-)


32 posted on 06/14/2014 6:42:45 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: JRandomFreeper; Lazamataz

Would Laz hit it?


33 posted on 06/14/2014 6:45:30 PM PDT by Robert A. Cook, PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: IYAS9YAS

I was in a g-string in Moriarty.


34 posted on 06/14/2014 6:54:35 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim
I was in a g-string in Moriarty.

I was, um, home. Yeah, that's it. Home. Watching Sherlock Holmes at home. Ayup. That's what I was doing.

35 posted on 06/14/2014 6:56:41 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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