Skip to comments.Cuckolded Husband Sells Wife's Wedding Dress
Posted on 06/14/2014 5:32:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Here's what the husband wrote for the ad:
Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband's closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!
This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous "soulmate".
A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God Jesus Christ.
This harlot-sized ensemble will make you the envy of your trampish posse on your fraudulent wedding day.
As an added bonus, this dress gives you the "entitlement" to legally obtain over half of your husband-to-be's worldly possessions.
This dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity.
Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage not looking for much. Make an offer.
It’s the long, slow ones that you need to worry about
It seems topless. Maybe he shouldn’t have chosen a woman who wanted to be half-naked at their wedding.
“Beware the fury of a patient man.”
Oooh, I’m writing that one down.
We professional counselors know to look for these subtle signs of a deteriorating relationship. If the hat box has a severed head in it, that’s another sign.
At least the bride went with ivory, rather than white.
Well, surely the purpose of a sexy wedding dress is to show other men what they’re missing. The bride is either going to have sex with her husband after the wedding, or (given today’s mores) already has and doesn’t need to make an effort to appeal to him.
Maybe by the time they get around to getting married, she’s ready to move on, and the dress is advertising.
Probably he’s in a very angry mood now, but this is very immature and childish acting out.
Adultery is serious business, but I’ve heard it described as something approaching murder. It’s not. If your spouse is compelled to bed someone else, just bail, shake the dust from your sandals, and find someone who will love and appreciate you.
I think that’s the lighting on the photo. It looks white to me.
My wedding dress was blue. I look dead in white, especially in February. I got a lot of compliments.
Man, I am just getting tons of good advice today!
Well, that escalated quickly.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Not quickly enough, Laz wants to know what she looks like.
At least the dress matched your eyes...
The traditional thing to do was shoot the other guy.
Gentlemen did it in duels. Peasants did it in other ways.
He may very well be acting out.... but it is well done. Some great zingers in there if they were uttered one at a time.
Ah geez, I have to apologize.
I thought this thread was about the quick freezing of cucumbers.
I am so sorry...
Amusing. However this man’s honor cannot be restored until he deals with the man who slept with his wife in a definitive manner and then the wife.
Yes, it did. Thank you for noticing!
It was light blue, with an off-white organza over-dress, at a substantial (at the time) per-yard price. The whole thing cost only about $350, but my wedding budget was only $3,000.
A Mexican seamstress/designer in San Antonio made it; she’d made a gorgeous dress my roommate wore to her sister’s debut. She also owned a taco stand, next to the dress shop, so she could yell at the employees out the window from her sewing machine!
I remember that guy, and yes , he was awesome.
Violence and death over a trampy wife strikes me as remarkably stupid. You want the girl? Choke on her, pal. That’s what I say.
No doubt, I got some chuckles from it.
Too much blue in the die lot to be of use. ;)
I will be eternally grateful...to someone.... when the “strapless gown” genre is over.
Deuteronomy 22:22 If a man be found lying with a woman married to a husband, then they shall both of them die, the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away the evil from Israel.
The tackiest thing is when the bra straps are just sitting there, like she imagines they’re invisible.
No, really, Tax-chick, how did you feel about your wedding dress...:)
:) yup. plus.....leave a bit for the imagination....as my mother would say. :)
Liked it, thanks for asking. It had a top and everything.
Original Ad at this link. Good luck on getting a photo of her.
Not holding my breath on that one.
I sent an e-mail to the poster of the advertisement, and asked him to anonymously post a copy of the photo here on this thread. Who knows? Nothing ventured , nothing gained.LOL.
Wedding dresses have mostly been strapless since around 1998. My MIL said they look like bath towels. My wife wore a very becoming gown with long lace sleeves & it covered her shoulders. This was back in 1983.
Strapless gowns only look really good on a few gals, let’s face it. For years I have called them Second Amendment brides since they obviously believe in the right to bare arms.
MIL also asked, why is the bride showing off that which only her husband is supposed to see?
How do you know Laz didn’t caused this?
I’m told I look great in red.
I hate red.
How do you know Laz didnt caused this?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Laz was there in OZ?
I dunno - a prize like that gets snapped up pretty quickly.
He was. Not that I blame him.
Cuckolded husband is a term you don’t hear bandied about often. That is a funny sounding word.
Um... does it bother anyone else that the word Cuckolded is not being used properly in the context of the story?
Why is it we must always ask for pictures?
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