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450-pound man hid marijuana under stomach fat, cops say
Orlando Sentinel ^ | June 15, 2014 | Dan Wine

Posted on 06/16/2014 7:36:58 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement

Volusia County deputies arrested a 450-pound man after they said they found marijuana hidden under his "stomach fat," according to The Smoking Gun.

Christopher Mitchell, 42, was arrested Friday after a drug-sniffing dog alerted deputies during a traffic stop. A search turned up 23 grams of marijuana he had hidden on himself, authorities said, along with cocaine, a handgun and $7,000 in cash.

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: fatman; florida; foopa; marijuana; wod
No clue where the handgun was held.
1 posted on 06/16/2014 7:36:58 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

That’s the way he rolls, haha. Fat rolls.


2 posted on 06/16/2014 7:38:06 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: ConservativeStatement

A search turned up 23 grams of marijuana he had hidden on himself, authorities said, along with cocaine, a handgun and $7,000 in cash.”

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.


3 posted on 06/16/2014 7:43:43 AM PDT by Stevenc131
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To: ConservativeStatement

Amish.......surprise, surprise


4 posted on 06/16/2014 7:45:08 AM PDT by V_TWIN (white pri)
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To: V_TWIN

A very large Amish woman was arrested in Houston several years ago for stealing a ham from Krogers. Had it in her panties. Sandwich anyone?


5 posted on 06/16/2014 7:47:22 AM PDT by MisterArtery
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To: ConservativeStatement

One more on the “101 Uses For Your Fat Rolls” list.


6 posted on 06/16/2014 7:55:19 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: V_TWIN

Also charged with failure to wear a seatbelt.

No surprise there.


7 posted on 06/16/2014 7:58:48 AM PDT by Tigerized (Keep Calm, Carry On, but Never Give Up.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Probably a few Oreos in there as well.


8 posted on 06/16/2014 7:59:11 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: ConservativeStatement

I’ve seen so ghetto boobs that could hide quite a bit.


9 posted on 06/16/2014 8:05:48 AM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
roll me up a fatty
10 posted on 06/16/2014 8:12:33 AM PDT by ▀udda▀udd (>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
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To: ConservativeStatement

It’s Fat Albert!!!!


11 posted on 06/16/2014 8:19:29 AM PDT by dragonblustar ( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)
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To: ├čudda├čudd

a winner


12 posted on 06/16/2014 8:20:58 AM PDT by morphing libertarian ( On to impeachment and removal (IRS, Taliban, Fast and furious, VA, Benghazi)!!!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

13 posted on 06/16/2014 8:22:41 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)
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To: Tigerized

“Also charged with failure to wear a seatbelt.”

lol, thats probably the least of his troubles.

Volusia county means Daytona (probably). I live 80 miles north, been there many times. Always lots of rough characters around.


14 posted on 06/16/2014 8:30:15 AM PDT by V_TWIN (white pri)
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I’ve seen so ghetto boobs that could hide quite a bit.
"ghetto boobs"? *SNICKERING*...

15 posted on 06/16/2014 9:00:21 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I stand in awe of policemen and firemen and anyone who puts his life on the line for the public’s safety. In addition, I cannot imagine the disgusting things they are forced to look at.


16 posted on 06/16/2014 9:16:55 AM PDT by Bigg Red (31 May 2014: Obamugabe officially declares the USA a vanquished subject of the Global Caliphate.)
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Think he needs to get off of EBT :P
17 posted on 06/16/2014 10:04:08 AM PDT by Bikkuri (Molon Labe)
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“He had several aliases, including “Biggie” and “Fat Boy.”

Can he use “Notorious Big” since that was used once?


18 posted on 06/16/2014 10:21:02 AM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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To: V_TWIN

I had a friend who was dating a surgical nurse, and the stories she told about prepping the morbidly obese for surgery were amazing.

According to her first hand experiences, there is no shortage of things found in the folds, from parasites to half-eaten food items that somehow got lost.

Just the memory of these stories has ruined my appetite, again.


19 posted on 06/16/2014 11:17:41 AM PDT by Tigerized (Keep Calm, Carry On, but Never Give Up.)
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To: Bikkuri

Did they think to look for the missing Malaysian aircraft?


20 posted on 06/16/2014 2:17:38 PM PDT by Ken H
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To: Ken H

Probably where he got the drugs ;^)


21 posted on 06/16/2014 6:15:25 PM PDT by Bikkuri (Molon Labe)
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