Skip to comments.Face it, America: The U.S. men's soccer team is pretty bad
Posted on 06/17/2014 5:36:33 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
After an extraordinary start, the World Cup saw its first day of truly mediocre soccer on Monday. It is no coincidence that Monday also saw the debut of the U.S. men's team.
Don't get me wrong. The U.S.'s 2-1 victory over Ghana was about as dramatic as they come, a fitting chapter in what has turned out to be an improbable rivalry stretching over three World Cups. Clint Dempsey scored a fine goal in the first minute, before powering through a broken nose to complete the game. John Brooks came off the bench to score the winning header just moments before the final whistle, lifting the spirit of a team that had been battered like a punching bag for a solid 80 minutes.
But good soccer this was not. The U.S. played about as badly as you could play while still winning. And yet it is impossible to escape the overwhelming sense in the American media today that Team USA's victory over Ghana was somehow a triumph.
Every World Cup we are treated to a slew of stories about how this time the U.S. team will be different, which is to say a step above its usual uninspired play. Driving the hype this time around is the U.S.'s coach, the German Jurgen Klinsmann, a gifted former player famous for his blistering speed, his ultra-competitiveness, and his penchant for soaring when he could merely dive.
Klinsmann promised a more attacking kind of football. As Matthew Futterman wrote in one of the many profiles of Klinsmann in the run-up to the tournament: "Mr. Klinsmann taught the U.S. players to see the field differently to impose themselves on opposing defenses, and for defenders to push high into the middle of the field and even to join the attack." As Klinsmann himself said, "You want to play an open game. You want to put your stamp on the game."
Sounds good, right? And so it was with some curiosity that I tuned in last night for my quadrennial viewing of the United States team only to find the same dull, flabby soccer that has defined America's playing style for decades.
For most of the game, the U.S. was seemingly incapable of stringing together more than three passes at a time. Michael Bradley, supposedly the linchpin of the midfield, gave the ball away every other touch. It's bad enough that the U.S.'s sole striker is Jozy Altidore, who scored all of one goal last season for his club Sunderland, but he pulled up with a hamstring injury early in the game, leaving the U.S. with literally zero offensive options.
Then there's the defense, which was as adept at keeping its shape as a Jenga tower, falling apart at the slightest offensive push by the Ghanians. John Brooks may have turned out to be a hero, but the Ghanians appeared to be running at him as if he were the weakest link in an already fragile defensive chain. More shockingly, the Black Stars won the vast majority of 50-50 balls, easily out-muscling and out-hustling an American team that should at least be as fit as its opponents.
But all these glaring flaws were largely glossed over in the glow of victory. The U.S. defense was an "impenetrable force field," according to The New York Times. USA Today praised the team's "depth" and "workmanlike defense." CBS hailed Team USA for "bossing a match when it mattered most," and for "finding a way to be economical and resourceful and cunning and alert when all is on the line against an elite opponent."
Oh, please. This is shameless propaganda. It all fits the same pattern: ridiculous overpraise that is in no way connected to the reality on the pitch, fueling outsized expectations that cannot possibly be met. Klinsmann may want to institute a regime of lively, attacking soccer, but that seems like a pure fantasy when you take into account the players on his squad.
Now, of course, the national press is bound to overstate the national team's achievements. This happens everywhere. It is World Cup mania, after all. But in case there was any doubt about the truth of the matter, it is this: the American team is not very good.
Who cares? When does NFL training camp begin?
I made this comment on another thread. Who cares that you don’t care?
But I have lost all desire to watch Copa Mudial after hearing about the Brazilian slaughter of their children in their streets to prepare for this event!!!???.
Whoever is in charge of the World Cup should have immediately revoked Brazil as the venue and taken the delayed event somewhere else. How can I endorse this ratification of more slaughter of the innocents by watching this thing?
Can't do it. Don't want to. Should be boycotted.
Soccer sucks! Sorry Anthony!
In any given outing, the best, the absolute best a team can do is win. They won. What’s the gripe?
soccer — I was taught as a little boy never to hit little girls
I always liked the reply that we beat other countries who list soccer as their #1 sport, while soccer is maybe 4th or 5th here. That’s enough for me.
And you became what, a baseball player? Basketball, maybe?
I believe soccer is ranked behind shuffleboard...or should be.
Ryu has no idea what he is talking about. The US team played a great game. When you are up you shrink the field and play defensively. Then the other team is pressed to score. If you continue attacking your team is spread thin and is easy to score against.
How could anyone complain about 2 fast goals when you need them.
The gripe is that we suck, and it will be years until we can play with the big boys. Don’t mind the nay-sayers, though . . . let’s just say that they do not have a very pioneering spirit.
You may be right regarding popularity here, but these guys are busting their ass to make sure the US comes out on top. That at least is worthy of respect.
Dude, we sucked . . . we’ve always had trouble against quick teams, granted. And the technical stuff? We may have a chance against Portugal, but Germany will tear us to pieces.
Team USA cheated.
Whenever they got the ball they tossed sandwiches onto the sidelines.
The Ghana dudes all ran over there to get them.
A sumo wrestler
For those here that prefer Brazilian soccer fan girls to NFL man on man action...
I felt the US team did good for being an average team. They beat one of the better teams in Africa which nobody expected. Hopefully as the sport is becoming more popular, more money will be in it which means more infrastructure for finding and cultivating talented players. Hell, if US can beat Portugal (unlikely but one can hope) they may even live to escape the group of death they put us in.
Sumo wrestling is fantastic. I invite anyone at any bar to watch those matches (don’t even need audio), and get everyone to wager on the outcomes. It’s a real hoot, and don’t knock it unless you’ve done it.
After American athletes go to the NFL, NBA and MLB, soccer gets our third and fourth best athletes and we compete fairly well considering that.
I wouldn’t be to proud if I were Euro or SAmerican and the US is closing the gap, slowly and methodically.
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