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What do you say to a naked lady?....................
1 posted on 06/18/2014 10:23:31 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows

Ping!...............


2 posted on 06/18/2014 10:23:54 AM PDT by Red Badger (Soon there will be another American Civil War. Will make the first one seem like a Tea Party........)
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3 posted on 06/18/2014 10:25:26 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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Need a leash for your beaver?


4 posted on 06/18/2014 10:25:43 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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Suzanne Hussain, 34, of Calhoun, was charged with burglary and criminal damage to property, the Gordon County Sheriff said.

5 posted on 06/18/2014 10:26:05 AM PDT by Red Badger (Soon there will be another American Civil War. Will make the first one seem like a Tea Party........)
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What do you say to a naked lady?...

Nice tan?

8 posted on 06/18/2014 10:26:41 AM PDT by humblegunner
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Crazy eyes! DANGER! DANGER!


11 posted on 06/18/2014 10:26:57 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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Sudden Jihad Syndrome?


13 posted on 06/18/2014 10:27:48 AM PDT by Trod Upon (Every penny given to film and TV media companies goes right into enemy coffers. Starve them out!)
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Hussain you say? (Go ahead try to say it fast).


14 posted on 06/18/2014 10:29:32 AM PDT by defconw (LUTFA!)
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Must be a cousin on the mama’s side.


17 posted on 06/18/2014 10:30:43 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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“...Ms. Hussain was in fact nude, and was acting abnormally,...”

Ok... does ANYONE else see anything wrong with that sentence????


21 posted on 06/18/2014 10:31:43 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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Catherine Zeta-Jones used to do the same thing to me every time I left the house for a weekend fishing trip. I tried to tell her it was over but she wouldn’t take no for an answer. Finally had to get a restraining order and a couple of Rottweillers.

Or maybe I just dreamt that ... the part about the Rottweillers, that is.


25 posted on 06/18/2014 10:35:25 AM PDT by IronJack
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What do you say to a naked lady?....................

Laz would hit it...probably.

26 posted on 06/18/2014 10:36:14 AM PDT by erod
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What do you say to a naked lady?....................

"Bath salts are one helluvadrug"

32 posted on 06/18/2014 10:42:15 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs and finds her husband naked lying on the bed,sweating and panting.

'What's happening?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband.. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son says, "Mommy, Mommy, Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on!"

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom, rushes past her husband, rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

'You rotten bitch', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!

33 posted on 06/18/2014 10:43:10 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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What do you say to a naked lady?....................


35 posted on 06/18/2014 10:46:24 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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Her Facebook page is here:

https://www.facebook.com/suzanne.hussain

38 posted on 06/18/2014 10:50:28 AM PDT by Cementjungle
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All the best white trash meth-heads come from Georgia.

Or so I’ve heard.


39 posted on 06/18/2014 10:55:16 AM PDT by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
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“What do you say to a naked lady?”
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“Nice outfit!” or

“My girlfriend has an outfit just like that!”


48 posted on 06/18/2014 11:06:30 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (I don't want to feel "safe." I want to feel FREE!)
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This one was toasted on meth.....they are dangerous, delusional, and just plain crazy. This POS trashed the woman’s house who she wondered into while high.....severe water damage, things broken, etc etc


53 posted on 06/18/2014 11:34:42 AM PDT by Nifster
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What do you say to a naked lady?"

"Bill, get that intern out of here. We have a fund raiser and another interview about my book."
56 posted on 06/18/2014 12:06:06 PM PDT by Organic Panic
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