posted on 06/18/2014 5:51:49 PM PDT
Astounding, breathtaking technology. The Founding Fathers could not possibly conceive of such an incredible thing. And what will we do with it?
Send each other fart smells. Thats what.
posted on 06/18/2014 5:55:34 PM PDT
by Wyrd bið ful aræd
(Pope Calvin the 1st, defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades)
Lady says to Dr. Johnson (Life of Boswell, compiler of the one of the first English dictionaries):
“Dr. Johnson, you smell!”
“No, Madam, you smell. I stink.”
posted on 06/18/2014 6:00:13 PM PDT
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
Now you can send Hoppes No. 9 Bore Cleaner scent to a gun hater.
posted on 06/18/2014 6:07:57 PM PDT
(Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things.)
Send a two second scent of Bayonne New Jersey.
posted on 06/18/2014 6:16:20 PM PDT
(If you don't read the newspapers you are uninformed. If you do read newspapers you are misinformed)
Now, I like the idea that you could take a picture of lilacs and send an idea of their wonderful aroma.
However, I am also thinking about a text message from someone..”Wow! U shoulda smelled the nasty 1 Uncle Joe just let!”...and you can. 3000 miles away.
posted on 06/18/2014 6:17:56 PM PDT
("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
posted on 06/18/2014 6:26:19 PM PDT
by HiTech RedNeck
(Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
“Mr. Watson—come here—I want to smell you.”
posted on 06/18/2014 6:32:26 PM PDT
(Biblical Jesus: Give your money to the poor. Socialist Jesus: Give your neighbor's money to the poor)
not only can you send the kiss of death but the smell of death.
posted on 06/18/2014 7:19:05 PM PDT
by Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
So long as no smells from Paris make it across US borders.
posted on 06/18/2014 7:22:33 PM PDT
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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