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1 posted on 06/18/2014 5:51:49 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
eFarts.

Great.

2 posted on 06/18/2014 5:54:24 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: BenLurkin
Astounding, breathtaking technology. The Founding Fathers could not possibly conceive of such an incredible thing. And what will we do with it?

Send each other fart smells. Thats what.

3 posted on 06/18/2014 5:55:34 PM PDT by Wyrd bi ful ard (Pope Calvin the 1st, defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades)
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To: BenLurkin

Lady says to Dr. Johnson (Life of Boswell, compiler of the one of the first English dictionaries):

“Dr. Johnson, you smell!”

“No, Madam, you smell. I stink.”


4 posted on 06/18/2014 5:57:20 PM PDT by CharlesOConnell (CharlesOConnell)
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To: BenLurkin

O - sh*t!


5 posted on 06/18/2014 6:00:13 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: BenLurkin

Now you can send Hoppes No. 9 Bore Cleaner scent to a gun hater.


6 posted on 06/18/2014 6:07:57 PM PDT by Redcitizen (Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things.)
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To: BenLurkin

Send a two second scent of Bayonne New Jersey.


8 posted on 06/18/2014 6:16:20 PM PDT by SkyDancer (If you don't read the newspapers you are uninformed. If you do read newspapers you are misinformed)
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To: BenLurkin

Oh lovely...

Now, I like the idea that you could take a picture of lilacs and send an idea of their wonderful aroma.

However, I am also thinking about a text message from someone..”Wow! U shoulda smelled the nasty 1 Uncle Joe just let!”...and you can. 3000 miles away.


9 posted on 06/18/2014 6:17:56 PM PDT by hoagy62 ("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
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To: BenLurkin

Smellophone.


10 posted on 06/18/2014 6:26:19 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: BenLurkin

“Mr. Watson—come here—I want to smell you.”


11 posted on 06/18/2014 6:32:26 PM PDT by kevao (Biblical Jesus: Give your money to the poor. Socialist Jesus: Give your neighbor's money to the poor)
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To: BenLurkin

not only can you send the kiss of death but the smell of death.


14 posted on 06/18/2014 7:19:05 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BenLurkin

So long as no smells from Paris make it across US borders.


15 posted on 06/18/2014 7:22:33 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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