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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 06/20/2014 6:10:56 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

This is why we can’t have nice things.

The inauguration of President Barraco Barner:
The inauguration of President Barraco Barner:

 

 

This wish:
This wish:

 

 

This question:
This question:

 

 

This observation:
This observation:

 

 

This shocking discovery:
This shocking discovery:

 

 

This history lesson:
This pressing question:

 

 

This welcome sign:
This welcome sign:

 

 

This origin story:
This origin story:

 

 

This stupid question:
This stupid question:

 

 

This very important question:
This very important question:

 

 

This sad fact:
This sad fact:

 

 

This call for help:
This call for help:

 

 

This tragedy:
This tragedy:

 

 

This amateur art historian:
This amateur art historian:

 

 

This person’s plug struggle (puggle):
This person's plug struggle (puggle):

 

 

This elevator drama:
This elevator drama:

 

 

This person’s severe lack of toast:
This person's severe lack of toast:

 

 

This unfortunate turn of events:
This unfortunate turn of events:

 

 

This person’s haircut:
This person's haircut:

 

 

This person’s dream:
This person's dream:

 

 

This heart-wrenching show of devotion:
This heart-wrenching show of devotion:

 

 

This message of love:
This message of love:

 

 

This person’s discovery of books:
This person's discovery of books:

 

 

This grammatical brunch:
This grammatical brunch:

 

 

This person’s plan: excuse the language

This person’s new perfume:
This person's new perfume:

 

 

This person’s first elevator trip:
This person's first elevator trip:

 

 

This adventure:
This adventure:

 

 

This biology lesson:
This biology lesson:

 

 

This interesting hypothesis:
This interesting hypothesis:

 

 

This devastating fact:
This devastating fact:

 

 

And this time traveler’s discovery:
And this time traveler's discovery:



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; silliness; stupidpeople
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1 posted on 06/20/2014 6:10:56 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!! Friday!!!!


2 posted on 06/20/2014 6:11:19 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP TEN! Woo Hoo!


3 posted on 06/20/2014 6:11:35 AM PDT by 22202NOVA (FREE LAZ.. OR AT LEAST PUT LAZ ON SALE!!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 5!


4 posted on 06/20/2014 6:11:42 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

Sometimes it pays


to be patient for


CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST


5 posted on 06/20/2014 6:11:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten!


6 posted on 06/20/2014 6:12:18 AM PDT by Disambiguator (#cornedbeef)
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To: Lucky9teen

I saw those posted on another forum just yesterday. Kind of a virtual “Jaywalking” segment.


7 posted on 06/20/2014 6:13:26 AM PDT by Disambiguator (#cornedbeef)
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To: Disambiguator

In before the top 10.

Good friday all.


8 posted on 06/20/2014 6:14:47 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
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To: Lucky9teen

Good Morning!


9 posted on 06/20/2014 6:16:38 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10!


10 posted on 06/20/2014 6:18:40 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Those Tweets — Holy Smokes!


11 posted on 06/20/2014 6:19:24 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: 22202NOVA

12 posted on 06/20/2014 6:20:49 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: left that other site

Just made it into the top ten!

Huzzzaaaaahhh!!!!!!


13 posted on 06/20/2014 6:21:20 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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14 posted on 06/20/2014 6:21:31 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Disambiguator

Yeh, I took the lazy way out today. I just found out my husband is cheating on me, so I’m kind of overwhelmed.


15 posted on 06/20/2014 6:22:08 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: TADSLOS

16 posted on 06/20/2014 6:22:39 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

What IS that?


17 posted on 06/20/2014 6:23:15 AM PDT by 22202NOVA (FREE LAZ.. OR AT LEAST PUT LAZ ON SALE!!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Ouch! I’m so sorry Lucky! Praying for you.


18 posted on 06/20/2014 6:23:34 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks for supplying my Friday morning jumper cables for my heart. Better than coffee!

cheers
Jim


19 posted on 06/20/2014 6:24:05 AM PDT by gymbeau (Tagline optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: Disambiguator

20 posted on 06/20/2014 6:24:08 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

21 posted on 06/20/2014 6:25:05 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: left that other site

22 posted on 06/20/2014 6:25:50 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

23 posted on 06/20/2014 6:26:49 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: 22202NOVA

That’s how Angelenos celebrate winning the Stanley Cup.

Silly people.


24 posted on 06/20/2014 6:28:03 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Cool! :-)


25 posted on 06/20/2014 6:28:09 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: gymbeau

26 posted on 06/20/2014 6:28:44 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 30??? Damn, late again....


27 posted on 06/20/2014 6:31:15 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: dayglored
Looks about right to me...
28 posted on 06/20/2014 6:33:14 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen
My nephew once showed me a post from one of those “autocorrect disasters” websites.It was a guy texting a girl that he had fallen in love with.His tweet/text came through as “you're the first girl who's made me think of the Fuhrer”.
29 posted on 06/20/2014 6:35:43 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Rat Party Policy:Lie,Deny,Refuse To Comply)
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To: 22202NOVA
What IS that?

Took a few views or so, but it appears to be someone flinging a t-shirt at a four-rotor drone that appears to have been filming some activity going on.

30 posted on 06/20/2014 6:37:13 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: Lucky9teen

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?”

The waitress nodded “yes!” So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus, over there?”

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, “My treat.”

The third patron, to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, “Hey there honey! How’s about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!” He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, “Isn’t that God’s boy over there?”

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. “On my bill,” he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord.

Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, “Don’t touch me....... I’m on disability.”

For Those Who Understand, No Explanation is necessary.

For Those Who Do Not Understand, No Explanation is possible.


31 posted on 06/20/2014 6:37:47 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: BenLurkin

Keeper!


32 posted on 06/20/2014 6:40:49 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK VACATIONS” FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

1. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

2. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”

3. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”

4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”

5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”

6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”

7. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”

8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”

9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”

10. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”

11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”

12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”

13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”

14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort,’ We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”

15. “When we were in Spain there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”

16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning”.

17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”

18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”

19. “My fiancé and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”


33 posted on 06/20/2014 6:41:00 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: BenLurkin

I always figured astronomy was just some pyramid scheme...

cheers,
Jim


34 posted on 06/20/2014 6:45:18 AM PDT by gymbeau (Tagline optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: Lucky9teen

35 posted on 06/20/2014 6:46:04 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Tri nornar eg bir. Binde til rota...)
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To: Lucky9teen

36 posted on 06/20/2014 6:48:08 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("Remember me as you pass by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so you will be")
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To: Lucky9teen

Really?? Damn!
I hope things all work out for you.
We’re here for ya.


37 posted on 06/20/2014 6:53:30 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
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To: Lucky9teen

IN! Top...something...


38 posted on 06/20/2014 6:55:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (All I need right now is a hug and five hundred thousand dollars in cash.)
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To: gymbeau

Top 40 but dreaming of the top 10


39 posted on 06/20/2014 6:56:18 AM PDT by morphing libertarian ( On to impeachment and removal (IRS, Taliban, Fast and furious, VA, Benghazi)!!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

That’s a blow to your pride and security. Hang tough, Honey. Your FReeper Family is here for you.


40 posted on 06/20/2014 7:03:52 AM PDT by Monkey Face (All I need right now is a hug and five hundred thousand dollars in cash.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Ha. LEGO firewalk. Been there, done that, at midnight, trying to play toothfairy to my son. Surprised I didn’t wake him.


41 posted on 06/20/2014 7:08:42 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: IYAS9YAS

My Virus, called Apathy, just wiped out the world in 453 days!

http://www.plagueincevolved.com


42 posted on 06/20/2014 7:22:34 AM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: Lucky9teen

Sorry to hear that, Lucky9teen. Been there too, but from the other side and it’s like a punch in the gut. I’m praying for you; you’ll get through it.


43 posted on 06/20/2014 7:34:48 AM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: Ingtar
My Virus, called Apathy, just wiped out the world in 453 days!

Meh.

44 posted on 06/20/2014 7:37:52 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Praying for you. Sending you an e-mail.


45 posted on 06/20/2014 7:38:06 AM PDT by verga (Conservative, leaning libertarian)
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To: Lucky9teen

According to Google Maps is is 3 hours or 180 miles from Miami to Florida.


46 posted on 06/20/2014 7:43:50 AM PDT by sportutegrl
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To: IYAS9YAS

Silly, fun game.


47 posted on 06/20/2014 7:55:14 AM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: Ingtar

In...just in time for Page One.


48 posted on 06/20/2014 7:55:43 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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To: Lucky9teen

NO DAD DON'T!!!1!

49 posted on 06/20/2014 7:56:11 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Dead Corpse

50 posted on 06/20/2014 8:00:09 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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