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Coffee-Flavored Wine in a Can Exists
New York Magazine ^
Posted on 06/26/2014 1:15:18 PM PDT by nickcarraway
If you're going to drink wine in a can, you should probably make it coffee-flavored, and fantastically enough, this stuff comes in two low-cal, slim-can "flavors," if you will: Cabernet Coffee Espresso and Chardonnay Coffee Cappuccino. Being the first to market with a coffee wine is a not-inconsiderable bump in mirth from the people at Friends Fun Wine, "creators of the 'fun wine' category," albeit one that was previously limited to hum-drum canned sangria and even less fun 6 percent ABV strawberry moscato. Still, it all feels a bit uninspired, so long as Aussies keep throwing back Nerds-Nutella coffee bombs, anyhow.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: coffee; wine
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To: nickcarraway
All sorts of ghastly things exist.
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posted on
06/26/2014 1:17:11 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Told 'em not to science those burgers too hard. ~ Darksheare)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
06/26/2014 1:18:16 PM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day.)
To: moose07
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posted on
06/26/2014 1:18:43 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Told 'em not to science those burgers too hard. ~ Darksheare)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
06/26/2014 1:19:59 PM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day.)
To: moose07
Sorry, wrong thread.
But seriously, coffee wine. Bad idea. Coffee in a can, bad idea. Wine in a can, bad idea. BadIdea-cubed.
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posted on
06/26/2014 1:22:03 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Told 'em not to science those burgers too hard. ~ Darksheare)
To: Tax-chick
Of all the levels of wrongness this is just fractal......:)
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posted on
06/26/2014 1:29:33 PM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day.)
To: moose07
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posted on
06/26/2014 1:30:36 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Told 'em not to science those burgers too hard. ~ Darksheare)
To: nickcarraway
If you're going to drink wine in a can, you should probably make it coffee-flavoredNOT 
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posted on
06/26/2014 1:32:33 PM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: nickcarraway
There are so many things wrong about that sentence. I don’t like coffee or wine and I consider this an insult to both.
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posted on
06/26/2014 1:36:08 PM PDT
by
discostu
(Ladies and gentlemen watch Ruth!)
To: nickcarraway
So does Jack Daniels but you have to go to Tokyo to get it. S’rsly .... and in a vending machine. On the street.
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posted on
06/26/2014 1:54:47 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(If you don't read the newspapers you are uninformed. If you do read newspapers you are misinformed)
To: nickcarraway
Bah! Wine gives me a headache! But,,, I saw Dill Pickle-flavored Vodka yesterday at the store. Just the thought of that turns my stomach!
To: nickcarraway
Coffee flavored wine? Yuk.
Do you like your coffee black, red or white?
Is this to be sipped in a mug or in a wine glass?
Is the coffee aged to its perfection in an oak barrel?
Could I add half-n-half to the wine?
To: nickcarraway
No thank you. I prefer wine-flavored wine. If I want to taste coffee, I’ll drink coffee.
To: 1_Rain_Drop
Why not? At home I drink my espresso from a beer mug.
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posted on
06/26/2014 2:00:35 PM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
06/26/2014 2:02:24 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(...Phi Kappa Sigma, Beta Rho '87..."Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer.")
To: Tax-chick
All sorts of ghastly things exist. Aye, that's true.
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posted on
06/26/2014 2:08:00 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: Tax-chick
Which wines-in-a-can are the appropriate pairings with which meats-in-a-can?
To: Charles Martel
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posted on
06/26/2014 2:10:16 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Told 'em not to science those burgers too hard. ~ Darksheare)
To: nickcarraway
Be better off with the old favorites:
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posted on
06/26/2014 2:20:41 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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