All sorts of ghastly things exist.
posted on 06/26/2014 1:17:11 PM PDT
(Told 'em not to science those burgers too hard. ~ Darksheare)
If you're going to drink wine in a can, you should probably
make it coffee-flavoredNOT 9
posted on 06/26/2014 1:32:33 PM PDT
by Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
There are so many things wrong about that sentence. I don’t like coffee or wine and I consider this an insult to both.
posted on 06/26/2014 1:36:08 PM PDT
(Ladies and gentlemen watch Ruth!)
So does Jack Daniels but you have to go to Tokyo to get it. S’rsly .... and in a vending machine. On the street.
posted on 06/26/2014 1:54:47 PM PDT
(If you don't read the newspapers you are uninformed. If you do read newspapers you are misinformed)
Bah! Wine gives me a headache! But,,, I saw Dill Pickle-flavored Vodka yesterday at the store. Just the thought of that turns my stomach!
Coffee flavored wine? Yuk.
Do you like your coffee black, red or white?
Is this to be sipped in a mug or in a wine glass?
Is the coffee aged to its perfection in an oak barrel?
Could I add half-n-half to the wine?
No thank you. I prefer wine-flavored wine. If I want to taste coffee, I’ll drink coffee.
posted on 06/26/2014 2:02:24 PM PDT
(...Phi Kappa Sigma, Beta Rho '87..."Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer.")
Be better off with the old favorites:
posted on 06/26/2014 2:20:41 PM PDT
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
“COFFEE WINE” is like “MODERATE REPUBLICAN”. It assaults your common sense and turns your stomach.
posted on 06/26/2014 2:34:50 PM PDT
Not a wine drinker, but I much prefer my beer on tap or out of a can (poured in a frozen pint). Seems every other bottle I open is missing some carbonation.
posted on 06/26/2014 4:14:33 PM PDT
("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
I like wine. I like coffee. But together? In a can? I’ll pass.
posted on 06/26/2014 4:16:27 PM PDT
(I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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