Skip to comments.Archie Bunker Quotes
Posted on 06/26/2014 1:30:49 PM PDT by Veggie Todd
Funny quotes from All In The Family.
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Edith: [Archie's in the bathroom] Archie! When are ya comin' out?
Archie: Why, ya sellin' the house?
Edith: You've been in there for 20 minutes.
Archie: Who are you? The official time-keeper?
Edith: What are ya doin' in there?
Archie: I'm changing the tile. One more word out of ya and I ain't never comin' out!
“Would make you feel any better Little Girl if they was pushed out of windows!?”
Yeah, that's a good one.
Archie’s friend divorced his wife and told Archie the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Archie replied; Edith is green enough for me.
I always used to wish that someone would push meathead out of a window; preferably the top of the Empire State Building.
Here it is as part of the best gun control debate ever.
Archie: Go out and get me a beer.
Edith: Can or bottle?
Archie: We never buy bottles.
My favorite as well.
E: Eat it Archie, it’s good roughage.
A: I don’t need roughage Edith, I need smoothage.
Archie to George in front of Grandma Jefferson: “Now, don’t be talking like that to your little mammy there.”
If you will notice, they mention the Miller decision of the SCOTUS as proof that military rifles are covered but handguns are not, therefore handguns can be banned.
It is in the full show. That is the ONLY All in the family episode I ever watched as I could not stand the program.
Archie Bunker: Well, I got the secret weapon that can lay this little lady right away. Here we go. This country was ruined by Franklin Delano Roosevelt!
Cousin Maude: You’re fat.
Archie Bunker: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Franklin Delano Roosevelt...
Edith Bunker: Archie, you promised never to say that name again in front of Maude.
Archie Bunker: Franklin Delano Roosevelt!
Edith Bunker: [to Maude] He don’t mean nothing. His whole family was for Roosevelt.
Archie Bunker: That was for two terms. But that was it. We didn’t know the guy was going to hold on to the job like a pope!
Michael: That’s what’s wrong with this country, nobody asks questions anymore!
Archie: Can I ask *you* a question?
Archie: Why don’t you shut up?
To Gloria, who said she thought it was wonderful that a black family was moving into their neighborhood: “Wonderful, huh? Well let’s see how wonderful it is when the watermelon rinds start flying out the window.”
You only get the full force of these when you hear Carol O’Connor say them in character in your mind.
“For your information, England is a fag country.”
“Now Mr. Davis, do you take cream and sugar in your eye?”
Carrol O’Connor was a far-left liberal. It must have drove him insane that a lot of people actually agreed with the character he tried to present as a bigoted moron!