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Archie Bunker Quotes
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Posted on 06/26/2014 1:30:49 PM PDT by Veggie Todd

Funny quotes from All In The Family.

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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

Agreed!


21 posted on 06/26/2014 2:13:01 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Veggie Todd

MEATHEAD Why don’t you run down to the post office and salute a flag?

ARCHIE I will if you go with me!


22 posted on 06/26/2014 2:16:39 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Veggie Todd

“People who live in communes are commune-ists.”


23 posted on 06/26/2014 2:17:17 PM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
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To: Veggie Todd

Mike: “You think anyone who wears glasses is a homosexual.”

Archie: “Not true! A man who wears glasses is a four-eyes. A man who is queer is a fag.”


24 posted on 06/26/2014 2:19:34 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: Veggie Todd
We need shows like 'All In The Family' now. If we had that during the past 6 years... Obama would be a joke...

Oh I forgot...he is..

25 posted on 06/26/2014 2:21:19 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: Veggie Todd

Archie Bunker: The Reverend Fletcher...

Edith Bunker: Felcher.

Archie Bunker: WHATEVER.


26 posted on 06/26/2014 2:23:02 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Reverend Felcher: Archie, When the collection basket is passed, you use it to make change.


27 posted on 06/26/2014 2:27:10 PM PDT by Fair Paul
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To: ExCTCitizen
We need shows like 'All In The Family' now.

All in the Family's biggest triumph was how it made both left and right, black and white, laugh at, and with, each other. Humor defuses animosity, which is why the left screams bloody murder when someone tells an off-color or ethnic joke these days. The left doesn't want people laughing together at shared foibles, they want people at each other's throats.

28 posted on 06/26/2014 2:41:23 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
Carrol O’Connor was a far-left liberal. It must have drove him insane that a lot of people actually agreed with the character he tried to present as a bigoted moron!

The show's creator was a major lefty, too. Archie's views were supposed to be held up to ridicule by the viewer. But, much like Gordon Gekko's "Greed is good," what to the liberal mind was an abhorrence found resonance in "right" minds to the chagrin of the left. Michael Douglas deals to this day with thumbs-up from people who see greed as a driver of economics rather than the left's whipping boy.

Archie let us get in touch with our inner racist.

29 posted on 06/26/2014 2:50:13 PM PDT by Sparklite
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
Carroll O'Conner was a lefty, but he pretty much kept his yap shut once he became the highest paid star on TV.

Yeah he tried to "soften" Archie in the last seasons, which is why the show became terrible.

. Especially when Meathead moved to California.

30 posted on 06/26/2014 4:04:03 PM PDT by boop (I just wanted a President. But I got a rock.)
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To: Veggie Todd

Archie and Edith met a couple that were swingers. They were given extravagant gifts of perfume and cigars by the couple, but were disgusted when they figured out what “swinging” was going to entail. They sent the couple away.

Archie told Edith she had to throw away the perfume.

Edith: Well, ok, but what about the cigars?

Archie: I’m gonna burn ‘em.


31 posted on 06/26/2014 4:06:34 PM PDT by married21 ( As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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I remember watching this show, siding with Meathead and thinking that Archie was a terrible person in general and a racist, to boot.

Over the past few years, I’ve startled myself with how much I sound like Archie - and I’m black. The man spoke the truth.


32 posted on 06/26/2014 4:13:37 PM PDT by radiohead
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To: Sparklite; All

Lear’s father called him “meathead”. Politically, Rob Reiner is a moonbat and his dad Carl prob is one too. I heard Carl interviewed on radio and he said he was proud he got his start through some kind of acting program sponsored by the government. Carl’s sitcom Head of the Family became the Dick Van Dyke show, and the main char was named after Carl’s son: Rob.

If Archie were around today you might hear:
“Hey I read here that there’s a fox loose on the grounds of the White House”

Archie: “I ain’t surprised. Been a family o’ coons livin’ there for quite some time now...”


33 posted on 06/26/2014 4:15:00 PM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: dfwgator

LOL!

On one of the early episodes, Mike’s friend Roger was visiting. He turned out to be straight, but he didn’t look it....he definitely had the appearance of being light in the loafers.

Mike said something about Roger having to leave, and Archie said, “Just open up a window and watch him fly out!”


34 posted on 06/26/2014 4:18:12 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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To: Veggie Todd

When I watched that show in the 1970s, I always identified with Meathead. These days, I identify with Archie Bunker. In fact, I’m older than Archie Bunker was when he was in that TV series and that’s a little bit scary to me.


35 posted on 06/26/2014 5:44:20 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: dfwgator

‘Sammy’s Visit’ is/was the single greatest 30 minute episode of any sit-com ever imo. Archie: “I said black meathead, Harvey Belefonte ain’t black.......he’s just a good lookin’ white guy dipped in carmel”!


36 posted on 06/26/2014 5:59:57 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: Veggie Todd
His "too much permission" speech from the episode where he wanted to baptize his grandson.

"out of the trees and down to the river". LOL!

37 posted on 06/26/2014 6:05:34 PM PDT by southern rock
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To: Veggie Todd
"Faith is something you believe, that no one in his right mind would believe."
38 posted on 06/26/2014 6:06:40 PM PDT by southern rock
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To: Veggie Todd
Speaking on the statue of Liberty - "Send me your poor, your deadbeats and your filthy and they all came. Your PRs, your Japs and your Chinamen, your Krauts and your Heebes, and your English fags. And they all came. and they are free to live in their own separate sections and they'll bust your heat if you go in there".

paraphrased from memory!

39 posted on 06/26/2014 6:17:47 PM PDT by southern rock
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To: Sparklite

One of the accomplishments of All in the Family was to establish the stereotype and perpetuate the myth that conservatives are more racist than liberals.

You might not have realized this, but in truth Archie’s racism is the one trait which he shared with liberals as well as with anyone else.


40 posted on 06/26/2014 6:23:28 PM PDT by reasonisfaith ("...because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved." (2 Thessalonians))
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