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Notorious 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' pleads guilty to flashing women
MailOnLine ^ | 06/24/2014 | staff

Posted on 06/26/2014 6:30:46 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen

A man dubbed the 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' has pleaded guilty in a Philadelphia court after being charged for flashing women while holding slices of Swiss cheese. Christopher Pagano, 42, was charged with stalking, indecent exposure, harassment and lewdness for his crimes against four women in January. Several of the victims were able to record video or take a photograph of Pagano as he harrassed them from his car while brandishing cheese.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: cheese; napl; philly; phillycheesepervert
Haley Barbour doppelganger .
1 posted on 06/26/2014 6:30:46 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen
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To: Kid Shelleen

In prison he will be persona non gratin.


2 posted on 06/26/2014 6:32:36 PM PDT by posterchild (It takes a politician to declare a settled science.)
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To: posterchild

Probably. It is certain that there will be holes in his defense.


3 posted on 06/26/2014 6:40:34 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth
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To: posterchild

His alibi was full of holes.


4 posted on 06/26/2014 6:42:52 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: posterchild

Haley Barbour or the Swiss Cheese Pervert ?


5 posted on 06/26/2014 6:42:59 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: Kid Shelleen

6 posted on 06/26/2014 6:55:49 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: Kid Shelleen

His alibi was full of holes.


7 posted on 06/26/2014 7:04:11 PM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: llevrok

What? The previous posts weren’t Gouda Nuff for you?


8 posted on 06/26/2014 7:05:22 PM PDT by johniegrad
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To: Kid Shelleen

He wanted to be a big wheel,who enjoyed a slice of life. No whey would any one stop him.


9 posted on 06/26/2014 7:08:09 PM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: johniegrad

as a curd-isy, I should have read down before posting. It’s my edam fault.


10 posted on 06/26/2014 7:09:57 PM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

You can always get a Philly Cheese Steak in Philly.


11 posted on 06/26/2014 7:14:55 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: posterchild

Ouch! ;-)


12 posted on 06/26/2014 7:15:05 PM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: Kid Shelleen

Having sex with cheese is part of the culinary training program at NorthWestern University.


13 posted on 06/26/2014 7:17:59 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Kid Shelleen

Why is flashing illegal? Isn’t this just another alternative lifestyle we need to be accepting and perhaps honoring?


14 posted on 06/26/2014 7:19:10 PM PDT by 1010RD (First, Do No Harm)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping-a-ling.


15 posted on 06/26/2014 7:20:24 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg ("Compromise" means you've already decided you lost.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

I think this is the article of the week.


16 posted on 06/26/2014 7:21:38 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Kid Shelleen

Using cheese in a crime will get you an extra five years in the pokey.


17 posted on 06/26/2014 7:24:10 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Kid Shelleen

This guy has a future in politics.


18 posted on 06/26/2014 7:25:04 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Kid Shelleen

He uses pepper jack when he wants something a little hotter.


19 posted on 06/26/2014 7:27:13 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Colonel_Flagg; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
They found a witness:



20 posted on 06/26/2014 7:29:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Since it was Philly, shouldn’t he have been brandishing Provolone or Cheez Whiz instead?


21 posted on 06/26/2014 7:30:31 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Kid Shelleen

Wonder if he’ll be the next big star on The Food Network?

“Swiss cheese......donuts......bagels......He enjoys them all!”


22 posted on 06/26/2014 7:34:17 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: RichInOC

> Since it was Philly, shouldn’t he have been brandishing Provolone or Cheez Whiz instead?

“Wit’ or wit’out?”

[The linked article says he tried those unsuccessfully. Seriesly.]


23 posted on 06/26/2014 7:36:49 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

I prefer Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.


24 posted on 06/26/2014 7:40:33 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Slings and Arrows
You weren’t kidding.

Having read that, I’m kind of sorry I did. The horror.

25 posted on 06/26/2014 7:43:26 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Kid Shelleen

You filthy cheeseaphobes! What business is it of yours what an adult man and a cheese do in the privacy of a car with the windows down while he’s got his thing out begging some girl to slap a slice o cheese on his sausage? It’s just about love!


26 posted on 06/26/2014 7:45:02 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Kid Shelleen

Please say he isn’t a Packers fan. I’m not going to watch any football game with a bunch of guys with cheese on both heads.


27 posted on 06/26/2014 7:47:33 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: RichInOC

I’ve been told that everything is somebody’s fetish. Now I know it in my soul.


28 posted on 06/26/2014 7:57:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: blueunicorn6

He had known the cheese for a long time.


29 posted on 06/26/2014 8:09:37 PM PDT by henkster (Do I really need a sarc tag?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If the swiss cheese does not fit, you must acquit


30 posted on 06/26/2014 8:51:28 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Slings and Arrows

If the swiss cheese does not fit, you must acquit


31 posted on 06/26/2014 8:52:13 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Kid Shelleen
This gives new meaning to that old phrase for a woman sitting indiscreetly, "Taking someone's picture."

"Smile and say cheese!"

32 posted on 06/26/2014 8:58:42 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("The commenters are plenty but the thinkers are few." -- Walid Shoebat)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I was going to suggest a rule of the Internet to that effect, but it looks like it already exists.


33 posted on 06/26/2014 9:28:47 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: johniegrad

You think he was “toasted” and”well grilled” at the police station?


34 posted on 06/26/2014 9:56:29 PM PDT by mdmathis6
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To: Kid Shelleen

What a Muenster, glad they put him a whey.


35 posted on 06/26/2014 10:12:54 PM PDT by Manic_Episode (GOP = The Whig Party)
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To: a fool in paradise

I don’t want to see the fit test.


36 posted on 06/26/2014 11:02:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Philadelphia creams cheese flasher! Details at 11!!

...and now back to our regular programming, in progress.


37 posted on 06/26/2014 11:50:47 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Larry Lucido

SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!


38 posted on 06/26/2014 11:55:23 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Slings and Arrows

Whoa whoa stop .....stop stop ....the “someday her prints will come” and little Swiss miss babe are same cutie ????


39 posted on 06/27/2014 12:09:45 PM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: Squantos

You have been enlightened, my son.


40 posted on 06/27/2014 12:18:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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