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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 07/03/2014 5:31:34 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
81
posted on
07/03/2014 11:34:03 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: BenLurkin
82
posted on
07/03/2014 11:36:59 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I'm allergic to exercise.My skin flushes, my heart races,I get sweaty and short of breath.Dangerous.)
To: BenLurkin
83
posted on
07/03/2014 11:37:45 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I'm allergic to exercise.My skin flushes, my heart races,I get sweaty and short of breath.Dangerous.)
To: P.O.E.
84
posted on
07/03/2014 11:44:57 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
Sickening, is what it is.
85
posted on
07/03/2014 11:54:14 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Darksheare
86
posted on
07/03/2014 11:56:27 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: BenLurkin
Back when I was married I got my wife a hamster-skin coat. Then we went to the fair. Took me five hours to get her off the ferris wheel...
87
posted on
07/03/2014 12:22:39 PM PDT
by
eldoradude
(How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?)
To: Lucky9teen
While I was driving to work I saw a guy texting on his phone while driving! I was disgusted so I lowered my window and threw my beer at him.
88
posted on
07/03/2014 12:24:28 PM PDT
by
eldoradude
(How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?)
To: eldoradude
I just finished reading a news article about Hillary’s hospitalization for a blood clot in her head, presumably as a result of the concussion of a couple of weeks ago. A blogger wrote that he’d overheard a reporter asking Bill about the situation. Reporter: “Bill how is Hillary’s head?” Bill “Well, she’s no Monica but I’ve got no complaints”.
89
posted on
07/03/2014 12:26:19 PM PDT
by
eldoradude
(How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Old Sarge
Maxine says -
Be the kind of Christian Woman,
that when your feet hit th floor each morning,
Satan says,
"OH CRAP,.. SHE'S UP!"
91
posted on
07/03/2014 12:44:26 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: Monkey Face; Lucky9teen
YAY!!! Friday falls on Thursday this week!!!Amen! May I have more tomorrow?
FMCDH(BITS)
92
posted on
07/03/2014 1:46:20 PM PDT
by
nothingnew
(Hemmer and MacCullum are the worst on FNC)
To: eldoradude
I put a roach motel under the sink last week.
Checked on it yesterday and they’d converted it to a roach condominium.
93
posted on
07/03/2014 1:51:49 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: eldoradude
Bought my wife a car for her birthday.
She put on a license plate liner that says “Happiness is being single.”
94
posted on
07/03/2014 1:52:22 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: OwenKellogg
95
posted on
07/03/2014 7:47:43 PM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: BenLurkin
Every Christmas I slip some British candies into the kid’s stocking (Crunchy’s, Lion Bars, Twirly Whirlys, Milk Buttons, and the like). They really like the Penguins.
96
posted on
07/03/2014 7:51:05 PM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s... Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
98
posted on
07/03/2014 9:03:09 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(Mind your atomic bonds.)
To: Monkey Face
You too Monkey.....enjoy the cash
99
posted on
07/04/2014 6:36:21 AM PDT
by
Yorlik803
( Church/Caboose in 2016)
To: Lucky9teen
Not silly....but wanted to post it anyway.. :)
100
posted on
07/04/2014 8:24:20 AM PDT
by
Fawn
("My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge" Hosea 4:6)
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