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Hillary-Inspired Musical in the Works (another sign of the apocalypse)
New York Observer ^ | 7-3-14 | Meredith Carey

Posted on 07/03/2014 7:08:37 PM PDT by dynachrome

"We’re the sisters who never stop... It’s time for women to be on top.”

“A Woman on Top,” a new production based loosely on the life of Hillary Clinton, is making its way to the stage.

“I always admired Hillary. I have even more respect after doing research for this show,” composer Rhonda Kess told the NY Daily News. “I’ve always been drawn to stories of women who swam upstream.”

(Excerpt) Read more at observer.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: hillary; musicalplay; torture
Yes, I threw up.
1 posted on 07/03/2014 7:08:37 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

An [Alleged] Woman On Top...of Huma

Fixed it.


2 posted on 07/03/2014 7:11:48 PM PDT by twister881
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To: dynachrome

Dain Bramaged, the Musical


3 posted on 07/03/2014 7:12:36 PM PDT by twister881
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To: dynachrome

Days of Whine and Rosy [O’Donnell]


4 posted on 07/03/2014 7:14:07 PM PDT by twister881
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To: dynachrome

And the big musical number will be a reprise of “I got plenty o’ nuthin”.

And the lyrics work on several levels.


5 posted on 07/03/2014 7:14:44 PM PDT by Little Pig
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To: dynachrome

“And New York residents will be forced to evacuate if Ms. Clinton’s a$$ gets any bigger. In other news...”

-South Park


6 posted on 07/03/2014 7:15:02 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: dynachrome

The Lyin’ Queen


7 posted on 07/03/2014 7:15:36 PM PDT by twister881
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To: dynachrome

Sweeney Toad


8 posted on 07/03/2014 7:17:29 PM PDT by twister881
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To: dynachrome

[Low] Rent


9 posted on 07/03/2014 7:19:02 PM PDT by twister881
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To: dynachrome

What great lyrics quoted. Somewhere Allen Jay Lerner is sobbing with jealousy.


10 posted on 07/03/2014 7:20:16 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: dynachrome

My Queer Lady


11 posted on 07/03/2014 7:20:49 PM PDT by bramps (Go West America!)
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My Fat Lady


12 posted on 07/03/2014 7:21:03 PM PDT by twister881
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Mary Poppin’ Fresh


13 posted on 07/03/2014 7:21:45 PM PDT by twister881
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Peter Panned


14 posted on 07/03/2014 7:23:57 PM PDT by twister881
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To: dynachrome

15 posted on 07/03/2014 7:23:58 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dynachrome
Songs include:
16 posted on 07/03/2014 7:24:41 PM PDT by DannyTN
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The Wizard of Booze


17 posted on 07/03/2014 7:29:08 PM PDT by twister881
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To: dynachrome; All
all are very good..

18 posted on 07/03/2014 7:29:13 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon...0'Jihadist/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: dynachrome

potential working titles:

i got the blue dress blues

if you knew huma, like i know huma

what’s the difference?

benghazi? god bless you!

what a tangled webb i whored

some days i think vince had the right idea


19 posted on 07/03/2014 7:32:48 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: twister881

Defender of Benghazi

A tragedy


20 posted on 07/03/2014 7:33:56 PM PDT by morphing libertarian ( On to impeachment and removal (IRS, Taliban, Fast and furious, VA, Benghazi)!!!)
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To: dynachrome

Beauty and the Hildebeast


22 posted on 07/03/2014 7:41:13 PM PDT by twister881
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Whorespray


23 posted on 07/03/2014 7:41:42 PM PDT by twister881
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Miss Saggin’


24 posted on 07/03/2014 7:46:37 PM PDT by twister881
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Greasy


25 posted on 07/03/2014 7:47:00 PM PDT by twister881
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To: dynachrome

The musical should use “The H.M.S. Pinafore”, as the model.

It would fit.


26 posted on 07/03/2014 7:49:28 PM PDT by Terry L Smith
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To: dynachrome

I’m sure it will be ‘Hill’arious, as will be the lines to the bathrooms.


27 posted on 07/03/2014 7:51:41 PM PDT by SES1066 (Quality, Speed or Economical - Any 2 of 3 except in government - 1 at best but never #3!)
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Bye Bye GOPe


28 posted on 07/03/2014 7:56:48 PM PDT by twister881
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The Sound of Mooos-ic


29 posted on 07/03/2014 8:03:37 PM PDT by twister881
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An "Evita" revival?
30 posted on 07/03/2014 8:08:35 PM PDT by ConservingFreedom (A goverrnment strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.)
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Yeasty Parade


31 posted on 07/03/2014 8:10:44 PM PDT by twister881
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To: dynachrome

Canklahoma!


32 posted on 07/03/2014 8:15:23 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: tumblindice

CAMELITTLE.


33 posted on 07/03/2014 9:00:00 PM PDT by Argus
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To: dynachrome
“I’ve always been drawn to stories of women who swam upstream.”...you bet - her life as the wife of a big-time philanderer and liar is just awe-inspiring.....
34 posted on 07/03/2014 9:10:59 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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35 posted on 07/03/2014 9:11:33 PM PDT by Slyfox (When progressives ignore moral parameters, they also lose the natural gift of common sense.)
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To: Little Pig

It will be fun to watch the articles about how no one is coming to the play, kind of like no one is buying her book.


36 posted on 07/03/2014 9:14:25 PM PDT by dandiegirl
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To: dynachrome

And the money kept rolling in from every side
Hillary’s pretty hands reached out and they reached wide
Now you may feel it should have been a voluntary cause
But that’s not the point my friends
When the money keeps rolling in you don’t ask how
Think of all the people guaranteed a good time now


37 posted on 07/03/2014 9:15:39 PM PDT by razorback-bert (Due to the high price of ammo, no warning shot will be fired.)
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To: dynachrome

The first thing I thought was it must be a production by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.... now that I would pay to see


38 posted on 07/03/2014 10:27:52 PM PDT by Nifster
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To: dynachrome
They are in rehearsals right now. Check it out for yourself! Hillaryland is happy and gay!
39 posted on 07/03/2014 11:42:30 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: dynachrome

HRC will go through the roof when she finds out Michelle Obama is auditioning for the part of Lurleen Wallace. Hillary has had her sights set on that role for 20 years.


40 posted on 07/03/2014 11:49:25 PM PDT by ModelBreaker
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

Now, that’s funny...


41 posted on 07/04/2014 5:50:04 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Rip it out by the roots.)
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To: twister881

What’s it going to called, “My closet lover” or “What difference does it make”?


42 posted on 07/04/2014 7:14:44 AM PDT by chiefqc
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