Skip to comments.Hillary-Inspired Musical in the Works (another sign of the apocalypse)
Posted on 07/03/2014 7:08:37 PM PDT by dynachrome
"Were the sisters who never stop... Its time for women to be on top.
A Woman on Top, a new production based loosely on the life of Hillary Clinton, is making its way to the stage.
I always admired Hillary. I have even more respect after doing research for this show, composer Rhonda Kess told the NY Daily News. Ive always been drawn to stories of women who swam upstream.
(Excerpt) Read more at observer.com ...
An [Alleged] Woman On Top...of Huma
Dain Bramaged, the Musical
Days of Whine and Rosy [O’Donnell]
And the big musical number will be a reprise of “I got plenty o’ nuthin”.
And the lyrics work on several levels.
“And New York residents will be forced to evacuate if Ms. Clinton’s a$$ gets any bigger. In other news...”
The Lyin’ Queen
What great lyrics quoted. Somewhere Allen Jay Lerner is sobbing with jealousy.
My Queer Lady
My Fat Lady
Mary Poppin’ Fresh
The Wizard of Booze
potential working titles:
i got the blue dress blues
if you knew huma, like i know huma
what’s the difference?
benghazi? god bless you!
what a tangled webb i whored
some days i think vince had the right idea
Defender of Benghazi
Beauty and the Hildebeast
The musical should use “The H.M.S. Pinafore”, as the model.
It would fit.
I’m sure it will be ‘Hill’arious, as will be the lines to the bathrooms.
Bye Bye GOPe
The Sound of Mooos-ic
It will be fun to watch the articles about how no one is coming to the play, kind of like no one is buying her book.
And the money kept rolling in from every side
Hillary’s pretty hands reached out and they reached wide
Now you may feel it should have been a voluntary cause
But that’s not the point my friends
When the money keeps rolling in you don’t ask how
Think of all the people guaranteed a good time now
The first thing I thought was it must be a production by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.... now that I would pay to see
HRC will go through the roof when she finds out Michelle Obama is auditioning for the part of Lurleen Wallace. Hillary has had her sights set on that role for 20 years.
Now, that’s funny...
What’s it going to called, “My closet lover” or “What difference does it make”?
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