Hillary-Inspired Musical in the Works (another sign of the apocalypse)

New York Observer ^ | 7-3-14 | Meredith Carey

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"We’re the sisters who never stop... It’s time for women to be on top.”

“A Woman on Top,” a new production based loosely on the life of Hillary Clinton, is making its way to the stage.

“I always admired Hillary. I have even more respect after doing research for this show,” composer Rhonda Kess told the NY Daily News. “I’ve always been drawn to stories of women who swam upstream.”

[dynachrome]

Yes, I threw up.

[twister881]

An [Alleged] Woman On Top...of Huma

Fixed it.

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Dain Bramaged, the Musical

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Days of Whine and Rosy [O’Donnell]

[Little Pig]

And the big musical number will be a reprise of “I got plenty o’ nuthin”.

And the lyrics work on several levels.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

“And New York residents will be forced to evacuate if Ms. Clinton’s a$$ gets any bigger. In other news...”

-South Park

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The Lyin’ Queen

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Sweeney Toad

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[Low] Rent

[miss marmelstein]

What great lyrics quoted. Somewhere Allen Jay Lerner is sobbing with jealousy.

[bramps]

My Queer Lady

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My Fat Lady

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Mary Poppin’ Fresh

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Peter Panned

[dead]

[DannyTN]

Songs include:

• "Makes no difference"
• "If I were a rich man"
• "Evangelical me"
• "I've got a file on you"
• "I hid the FBI files, but I did not shoot Vince Foster's van.
• "If I only had a brain"
• "Spy on your friends"
• "Arkancide, it's just a little Arkancide"

[twister881]

The Wizard of Booze

[skinkinthegrass]

all are very good..

[Secret Agent Man]

potential working titles:

i got the blue dress blues

if you knew huma, like i know huma

what’s the difference?

benghazi? god bless you!

what a tangled webb i whored

some days i think vince had the right idea

[morphing libertarian]

Defender of Benghazi

A tragedy