Posted on 07/04/2014 3:28:42 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Saudi Arabia’s feared religious police arrested a Syrian man on charges of having affairs with 35 women, some of whom said they were victims of sorcery.
Members of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice caught the unnamed man red-handed as he met a girl at a café.
The girl had informed the Commission that the man had tried to manipulate her and swindled large sums of money from her. She said that she had known the man via social networks and that he had posed as a Saudi seeking to marry.
Newspapers said the Syrian confessed to having relationships with those women and that some of them told police that he had used magic to trap them.
Man, I can barely handle the physical exertion of pleasuring one woman...
Yeah, sure, ladies, Shaitan made you do it. I believe you.
Oh man,
You think the old Nigerian scams were bad..
I am but a lowly, a poor prince!
One of 5,000..
I would gladly give you two camel farms
Just to meet me.
That seems to be a common excuse for bad behavior over there.
“I gave my love a cherry, it had no stones”
LOL. I know that’s always worked magic for me.
A man came home from a hard days work and his wife and son were waiting for him at the dining table. The wife says "Freddie's school called today and I had to go retrieve him".
"What happened" the weary father inquired.
"Seems he was having sex with two cheerleaders, one teacher, the librarian and the janitor's daughter".
The father looked at him for a moment then got up and reached for a frying pan.
"You're not going to beat him are you" asked the wife.
"Heck no" said the father, "I'm going to cook him a steak, he can't keep that up on sandwiches and oatmeal".
“Man, I can barely handle the physical exertion of pleasuring one woman...”
Having just returned from an involuntary break from the forum I dare not post what I’m thinking. ;-).
Someone needs to find out which brand of vitamins this guy was taking.
I think he was going by the name, “Mustafa Al-Lazeer.”
ROFLMAO!!!
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