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Yes, unicorn horns for cats are an actual thing you can buy. [Title shortened.]
Metro [UK] ^ | 1 Jul 2014 | Caroline Westbrook

Posted on 07/05/2014 12:28:22 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

So just what do you get for the cat who has everything? Well, how about one of these – an actual inflatable unicorn horn designed specifically for the feline in your life.

The item – yours for a mere £6.40 on Amazon – will not only look very fetching on your kitty but may also help you realise your dream of turning your pet into a mythical, magical creature.

Alternatively, it may just make them look like a cat with a large inflatable object strapped to their head. But nonetheless we are assured from the box that ‘cats love it’ (yup, the one in the above picture looks like he’s having a whale of a time).

Of course if you don’t want to splash out for the actual inflatable horn – especially given the obvious possibility for your cat to get a little over-enthusiastic and burst it – you could always try turning your cat into a unicorn via more unconventional methods.

For starters, we have this gorgeous ginger kitty modelling this ambitious effort:

(Excerpt) Read more at metro.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: kittyping
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Full title: Yes, unicorn horns for cats are an actual thing you can buy. Or you can just make your own instead

The cats look so thrilled.

BONUS STORY: Artists depicts cats dressed as their owners and the results are slightly terrifying

1 posted on 07/05/2014 12:28:22 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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2 posted on 07/05/2014 12:29:08 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

We didn’t have unicorns in Texas and didn’t even believe they existed, but I have dated so many California girls now who seemed to accept them, that I’m just not so sure anymore.


3 posted on 07/05/2014 12:32:23 AM PDT by ansel12 (LEGAL immigrants, 30 million 1980-2012, continues to remake the nation's electorate for democrats)
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4 posted on 07/05/2014 12:35:03 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Resist in place.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

One thing about the cats at the link, they all look so incredibly happy about their unicorn horn.

Where is that sarcasm thingy?


5 posted on 07/05/2014 12:36:00 AM PDT by ansel12 (LEGAL immigrants, 30 million 1980-2012, continues to remake the nation's electorate for democrats)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Not sure I’d want a kitty as a pilot - you know how they are around birds.


6 posted on 07/05/2014 12:36:03 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ansel12

Just as real as Bigfoot.

7 posted on 07/05/2014 12:37:15 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ansel12

I am basking in their joy.


8 posted on 07/05/2014 12:37:44 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Or as they say, “kill me now”.


9 posted on 07/05/2014 12:52:52 AM PDT by ansel12 (LEGAL immigrants, 30 million 1980-2012, continues to remake the nation's electorate for democrats)
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From Webster's 1828 Dictionary:

U'NICORN, noun [Latin unicornis; unus, one, and cornu, horn.]
  1. an animal with one horn; the monoceros. this name is often applied to the rhinoceros.
  2. The sea unicorn is a fish of the whale kind, called narwal, remarkable for a horn growing out at his nose.
  3. A fowl.
    fossil unicorn or fossil unicorn's horn, a substance used in medicine, a terrene crustaceous spar.

10 posted on 07/05/2014 12:55:30 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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11 posted on 07/05/2014 12:59:02 AM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’ve never known a cat that would put up with having that thing on their head.

Dogs, on the other hand...


12 posted on 07/05/2014 1:06:31 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Horny pets are a nuisance.


13 posted on 07/05/2014 1:10:35 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: Salamander

I’m reasonably certain that that’s not a cat.


14 posted on 07/05/2014 1:20:54 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Horny pets are a nuisance.

I know just the cure...

15 posted on 07/05/2014 1:22:30 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Salamander

P.S. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMnpWYaCKB0


16 posted on 07/05/2014 1:24:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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I'm still wondering how somebody managed to put a hat on a live Cobra.
17 posted on 07/05/2014 1:25:56 AM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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> I’m still wondering how somebody managed to put a hat on a live Cobra.

Very carefully.


18 posted on 07/05/2014 1:28:16 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

/rimshot


19 posted on 07/05/2014 1:28:49 AM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"I know just the cure..."

I'M BLIND!
20 posted on 07/05/2014 1:30:43 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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