Skip to comments.You Can Now Get Luis Suarez to Bite Open Your Beers With Suarez Bottle Opener
Posted on 07/06/2014 11:30:15 AM PDT by nickcarraway
Luis Suarezs bite on Italy star Giorgio Chiellini was one of the silliest moments of the World Cup so far, causing plenty of controversy.
But now you can give Suarez something useful to bite, after an enterprising Chinese businessman decided to create the Suarez bottle opener.
You can buy the item on Taobao, the Chinese version of eBay, for a bargain price of £1.56 and get the Liverpool and Uruguay striker to open your beers for you.
The item is selling well with not many now left for sale, so snap yours up while you can.
If he keeps making that face, one of these days it’s gonna get stuck like that!
Someone already came up with the SuarPEZ dispenser Oh well.
(Maybe a Nutcracker for Christmas? ;)
Somebody is bound to come out with a Suarez version of the shark bite on a stick toy. (Where a lever at the handle end moves the shark’s lower jaw on the other end.)
Another media fail.............
Almost certainly not paying any trademark royalties to the athlete or team, which would make the price unsellable.
Unless you have not watched the”news” lately, you would know that Suarez is a soccer player that BIT an opponent during a match last week at the world cup.
I feel so deprived of all the valuable bits of culture missed out on. I usually draw a blank when the name of some "celebrity" is dropped here as well.
Oh, this had to do with that Soccer thing? Oh gosh, I must have missed it.
I wish I could get away with that, but I am a huge info addict, and am compelled to watch / read / listen to the tripe spewed by the lamestream press.
If I took in more outrage and lies from the MSM, God knows what might happen.
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