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You Can Now Get Luis Suarez to Bite Open Your Beers With Suarez Bottle Opener
Metro UK ^ | Friday 27 Jun 2014

Posted on 07/06/2014 11:30:15 AM PDT by nickcarraway

Luis Suarez’s bite on Italy star Giorgio Chiellini was one of the silliest moments of the World Cup so far, causing plenty of controversy.

But now you can give Suarez something useful to bite, after an enterprising Chinese businessman decided to create the Suarez bottle opener.

You can buy the item on Taobao, the Chinese version of eBay, for a bargain price of £1.56 – and get the Liverpool and Uruguay striker to open your beers for you.

The item is selling well with not many now left for sale, so snap yours up while you can.


TOPICS: Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: biting; soccer; worldcup

1 posted on 07/06/2014 11:30:15 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
LOL! How did Mike Tyson miss this opportunity?
2 posted on 07/06/2014 11:32:03 AM PDT by ConservingFreedom (A goverrnment strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.)
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To: nickcarraway

If he keeps making that face, one of these days it’s gonna get stuck like that!


3 posted on 07/06/2014 11:32:13 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: nickcarraway
For S&M crowd.
4 posted on 07/06/2014 11:36:06 AM PDT by Reaganez
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To: nickcarraway

Someone already came up with the SuarPEZ dispenser … Oh well.

(Maybe a Nutcracker for Christmas? ;)

5 posted on 07/06/2014 11:49:11 AM PDT by mikrofon (W/C Bump)
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6 posted on 07/06/2014 12:05:51 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Somebody is bound to come out with a Suarez version of the shark bite on a stick toy. (Where a lever at the handle end moves the shark’s lower jaw on the other end.)


7 posted on 07/06/2014 12:14:07 PM PDT by Avid Coug
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To: nickcarraway
Are we supposed to know who that is, because of some media thing?

Another media fail.............

8 posted on 07/06/2014 12:31:03 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: nickcarraway

Almost certainly not paying any trademark royalties to the athlete or team, which would make the price unsellable.


9 posted on 07/06/2014 3:07:51 PM PDT by UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide (HELL, NO! BE UNGOVERNABLE! --- ISLAM DELENDA EST)
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To: doorgunner69

Unless you have not watched the”news” lately, you would know that Suarez is a soccer player that BIT an opponent during a match last week at the world cup.


10 posted on 07/06/2014 5:53:29 PM PDT by Don W (To laugh, perhaps to dream...)
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To: Don W
Perhaps you watch "news", I do not. Not any of the MSM, CNN, Fox, nada.

I feel so deprived of all the valuable bits of culture missed out on. I usually draw a blank when the name of some "celebrity" is dropped here as well.

11 posted on 07/06/2014 6:01:33 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Don W
Unless you have not watched the”news” lately, you would know that Suarez is a soccer player that BIT an opponent during a match last week at the world cup.

Oh, this had to do with that Soccer thing? Oh gosh, I must have missed it.


12 posted on 07/06/2014 6:07:14 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: doorgunner69

I wish I could get away with that, but I am a huge info addict, and am compelled to watch / read / listen to the tripe spewed by the lamestream press.


13 posted on 07/06/2014 6:08:23 PM PDT by Don W (To laugh, perhaps to dream...)
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To: Don W
My wife gets sick of hearing me rant, rave, and threaten mayhem just from what I read on FR, Drudge, and Weasel Zippers.

If I took in more outrage and lies from the MSM, God knows what might happen.

14 posted on 07/06/2014 8:20:57 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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