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This Is the Worst Star Wars Exhibition Ever
Metro UK ^ | Sunday 6 Jul 2014

Posted on 07/06/2014 3:51:07 PM PDT by nickcarraway

It’s all wrong from the word go.

Princess Leia lying awkwardly on the floor like a drunk belly dancer, dirty clothes and manky old wigs.

Those visiting the Stars Wars exhibition in Wolfsburg, Germany, would have been forgiven for mistaking it for the set of a budget porn film.

The force was definitely not strong in this awful display of creepy mannequins, terrible lighting and all-round lameness.

Take Chewie for example – obviously just a wig glued to a doll head.


TOPICS: TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: starwars


1 posted on 07/06/2014 3:51:07 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Was this a Syfy production?


2 posted on 07/06/2014 3:53:22 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: nickcarraway

Tacky, it is.


3 posted on 07/06/2014 3:56:33 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: nickcarraway

Suddenly I am reminded of some dorm rooms I have seen.


4 posted on 07/06/2014 4:00:23 PM PDT by vladimir998
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To: driftdiver

Can’t be. There are no flying sharks.


5 posted on 07/06/2014 4:00:56 PM PDT by vladimir998
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To: left that other site

/johnny

6 posted on 07/06/2014 4:02:26 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: nickcarraway
Yeah, but in Frankfurt they do Star Wars RIGHT
7 posted on 07/06/2014 4:03:13 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: nickcarraway

8 posted on 07/06/2014 4:04:14 PM PDT by Right Brother
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To: JRandomFreeper

LOL!

Do.
There is no try.


9 posted on 07/06/2014 4:04:41 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Right Brother

A three-Mojito Leia. Yikes


10 posted on 07/06/2014 4:06:22 PM PDT by Textide
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To: Textide

That’s three Mojitos for a blind man.


11 posted on 07/06/2014 4:08:04 PM PDT by Right Brother
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To: nickcarraway
I made this the other day and I've been looking for a place to use it.

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12 posted on 07/06/2014 4:09:29 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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To: nickcarraway
I assume Sheldon would not approve...


13 posted on 07/06/2014 4:11:20 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: nickcarraway

This is so bad that maybe it’s some kind of smart political insult…?

Related to Snowden revelations..?


14 posted on 07/06/2014 4:15:03 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: Right Brother

Shes supposed to be Princess Leia??!!

Looks more like Princess Leiaoffthecheeseburger


15 posted on 07/06/2014 4:15:21 PM PDT by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
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To: driftdiver

meanwhile someone released a Youtube video - also from Germany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snph22qSUMU&feature=share


16 posted on 07/06/2014 4:21:19 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: nickcarraway

LOL!

And on 2nd take

ROTFLMAO!!!

Thatz jus stoopit....

Almost as bad as the Elvis Museum across from Graceland.


17 posted on 07/06/2014 4:22:56 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Right Brother

WTF is wrong with you?

That really hurt my eyes....


18 posted on 07/06/2014 4:23:45 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: martin_fierro; nickcarraway; Charles Henrickson

Confirming the belief that, indeed, Imperial Troopers ARE Space Nazis…


19 posted on 07/06/2014 4:27:13 PM PDT by mikrofon (Ich bin ein Tatooiner)
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To: Right Brother

Princess Lay’s Potato Chips?


20 posted on 07/06/2014 4:27:35 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Shall Not Be Infringed)
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To: Right Brother

It’s Miley Cyrus at her 55th Birthday Party. She can’t twerk in that skirt w/o it sliding to the floor (again).


21 posted on 07/06/2014 4:45:59 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: nickcarraway

Second one down looks like Cousin It with a Pompadour.


22 posted on 07/06/2014 4:46:55 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: nickcarraway

Oh good Lord, that’s horribly hilarious! I hope it was free for the attendees. Read the article source and damn near spat water all over my laptop when I read the author’s comment that the “Ewok” looked as though it had been woven from pubic hair! Best laugh all day! I’m laughing again and my face hurts...


23 posted on 07/06/2014 4:47:18 PM PDT by W. (Obama's "residency" has been nothing but a form of welfare for his family, friends and supporters.)
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To: nickcarraway
I just bought this exhibit. I'm gonna take on tour through Northwestern Canada.

They need entertainment.

Best fifty bucks I've spent.

24 posted on 07/06/2014 5:09:55 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....should' Nuff said!)
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To: nickcarraway

did this display come from upper mongolia? or from a pre-school day care?


25 posted on 07/06/2014 5:21:18 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Right Brother

Is that Hillary?


26 posted on 07/06/2014 6:44:50 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: nickcarraway

Whats the stuffed thing on the dirtbike? I`ve seen better garage sales. Shameful...had to be a joke


27 posted on 07/06/2014 6:50:15 PM PDT by ClearBlueSky (When anyone says its not about Islam...it's about Islam. That death cult must be eradicated.)
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To: Right Brother

Quick! Hand me the eye bleach, please! Yuck!!!


28 posted on 07/06/2014 6:52:09 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: tophat9000

Looks like a discarded clothing mannequin found behind a dumpster in an alley. Who would pay money to see this drek? The rest of the exhibit looks like 5th graders went dumpster-diving to acquire the materials to approximate Star Wars characters. Whoever put this together should commit hari-kiri or something out of shame.


29 posted on 07/06/2014 6:56:21 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: driftdiver
Was this a Syfy production?

Ain't that the truth. The cheesiest.

30 posted on 07/06/2014 7:02:46 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To win the country back, we need to be as mean as the libs say we are.)
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To: PAR35

That’s what I thought!


31 posted on 07/06/2014 7:04:39 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; null and void

< /JarJar >
32 posted on 07/06/2014 10:33:03 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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