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Woman With Two Husbands Looking for Two More
Bulawayo24 ^ | 27 June 2014

Posted on 07/10/2014 3:08:48 PM PDT by nickcarraway

57-year-old Emma Chaleka, a traditional healer from Zimbabwe, is living with two husbands and intends to add two others and bring the total number of her husbands to four according to Myzim.

Chaleka claims that her husband was failing to satisfy her hence she 'acquired' another husband and her dream is to have four husbands under one roof.

Emma confirmed her marriage to Sikabenga and Mudenda saying she is prepared to have four husbands as long as they live peacefully and respecting their 'duties'.

The polyandrous marriage has is the talk in Gadzema heights suburbs and Emma said that her second husband Sikabenga Pendasi (55) of Pickstone Mine was brought in by the first husband Never Mudenda.

"This was done in front of witnesses. We need food and for the house to remain sound as a wife I need a husband to have sex with. But Mudenda was bewitched (runyoka) after he cheated with a married woman," she said.

"He (Sikabenga) agreed, on condition that there were witnesses to this agreement, and Mudenda brought a chicken and called one of our neighbours as a witness.

"It was after five days when Mudenda saw me every morning leaving the kitchen after spending the whole night [sleeping] with Sikabenga that he felt jealous of him.

"Mudenda took my children and they agreed to attack Sikabenga and they nearly killed him. I discouraged my second husband from making a police report fearing that my children would be arrested," narrated Emma.

"I do not fear men. I want to have four husbands, as long as they live peacefully, respecting their 'duties'. I beat up men. Everyone in this community knows that I'm a strong fighter. That's why they fear facing me about this development. They are spreading the rumour about this but I get to know everything in my dreams. Even your coming here was revealed to me in dreams last night," she claimed.

"After Mudenda led my children in attacking Sikabenga, I gave him a dollar as token of divorce and he refused. He also failed to answer why he was against the man he asked me to take as my second husband. I'm not going to let Sikabenga go. If he has infected me with any disease then I have already been affected," she said.

The woman denied being a prostitute or a promiscuous wife.

"I have never cheated with any man. I am very faithful and I respect my body and my spirit mediums. I'm a powerful traditional healer. No daring thief can steal from my house. I have helped many villagers recover their lost livestock and valuables. I know a lot about traditional medicine and herbs," she said.

Emma also cursed her first husband as punishment for turning against their strange 'marital agreement'.

"Mudenda is now undressing me as if I am to blame in this marriage. He will live a cursed life and I am going to make him menstruate like a woman so that he feels the pain and his private parts will be on his forehead.

"He never paid lobola to my father. He came here as my patient before we married following the death of my first husband whom I had 11 children with.

"I have two children with Mudenda and soon I will have children with Sikabenga," revealed Emma.

Sikabenga, a married man who left his family in Binga to be a co-husband said Mudenda introduced him to Emma's father Dick Chaleka (94) who stays with the family.

"I am related to Mudenda by our totem and he is the one who introduced me to his father-in-law who is here as the witness. I left my family in Binga and I'm now living with Emma together with Mudenda but he is now turning against me. I am not going anywhere after the attack," he said.

Sekuru Dick confirmed that Sikabenga was introduced to him as the second son-in-law saying he is going to take Mudenda's 7-year-old daughter to Mozambique as payment for lobola which the father failed to honour.

"Yes Mudenda introduced Sikabenga as the second son-in-law but they both look the same and I do not think Sikabenga will pay lobola.


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1 posted on 07/10/2014 3:08:48 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping


2 posted on 07/10/2014 3:09:40 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

If only Christ could find her at a well...


3 posted on 07/10/2014 3:12:06 PM PDT by longfellowsmuse (last of the living nomads)
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To: nickcarraway

Coming to America soon.


4 posted on 07/10/2014 3:12:21 PM PDT by Fzob (Jesus + anything = nothing, Jesus + nothing = everything)
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To: nickcarraway

5 posted on 07/10/2014 3:12:26 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: longfellowsmuse

Maybe He will soon...


6 posted on 07/10/2014 3:12:53 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

“Private parts on his forehead”
Not that ol’ trick!


7 posted on 07/10/2014 3:17:28 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Joke pre-censored so I don't get zotted.


8 posted on 07/10/2014 3:19:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: nickcarraway

9 posted on 07/10/2014 3:20:14 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: nickcarraway

From your lips... ( or keyboard:)


10 posted on 07/10/2014 3:22:33 PM PDT by longfellowsmuse (last of the living nomads)
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To: nickcarraway

This lady sounds bat s%#t crazy.


11 posted on 07/10/2014 3:23:53 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: nickcarraway
Maybe He will soon...

Considering all that's coming about, this is a grand time to remain looking UP.
12 posted on 07/10/2014 3:25:50 PM PDT by Resettozero
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To: Slings and Arrows
Joke pre-censored so I don't get zotted.


13 posted on 07/10/2014 3:29:41 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: nickcarraway; Lazmataz

This has laz wrote all over it.


14 posted on 07/10/2014 3:30:19 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Obama - The Scandal a Week President.)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

Must be rotating them like pitchers.


15 posted on 07/10/2014 3:43:27 PM PDT by bamahead (Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
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To: colorado tanker
This lady sounds bat s%#t crazy.

She sounds horny.

16 posted on 07/10/2014 3:43:39 PM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: nickcarraway

Well, that’s two more job openings than I’ve been able to find here in USA—


17 posted on 07/10/2014 3:46:34 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
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To: nickcarraway

I needed a good laugh today!!


18 posted on 07/10/2014 3:54:44 PM PDT by smalltownslick
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To: a fool in paradise

Madam First Lady? Welcome to FR!


19 posted on 07/10/2014 3:57:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: nickcarraway
I gave him a dollar as token of divorce and he refused.

And not just ANY dollar, but a Zimbabwe dollar! She has a style about her, to be sure.
20 posted on 07/10/2014 4:04:53 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you're litigating against nuns, you've probably done something wrong."-Ted Cruz)
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To: nickcarraway

No thanks. I’m not into sloppy seconds...or thirds....or fourths.


21 posted on 07/10/2014 4:17:02 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt; Lazamataz
Laz, please pick up the white courtesy phone...


22 posted on 07/10/2014 4:25:48 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Laz could be husband number three?


23 posted on 07/10/2014 4:34:07 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: nickcarraway

Now that’s what we call ‘Slavery’....they get to work for the queen and she pays them with boinks... African Queen with her drones..she’ll kick them outta the nest when they become worthless....


24 posted on 07/10/2014 4:53:45 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tryranny)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

Must be some kind of Fluke.


25 posted on 07/10/2014 5:41:20 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: nickcarraway
Sekuru Dick confirmed that Sikabenga was introduced to him as the second son-in-law saying he is going to take Mudenda's 7-year-old daughter to Mozambique as payment for lobola which the father failed to honour.

Well, these things happen.

26 posted on 07/10/2014 6:16:27 PM PDT by TChad (The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
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To: nickcarraway

She’s out of her mind.

One is more than enough.


27 posted on 07/10/2014 10:25:16 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: uglybiker

Fine but why *marry* them??

;D


28 posted on 07/10/2014 10:26:19 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: Salamander
Her in the US, a divorce usually means the wife gets all the guy's stuff.

This way, she can get all the stuff X4!

29 posted on 07/10/2014 10:49:48 PM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: uglybiker

It still ain’t worth the aggravation.

:D


30 posted on 07/10/2014 10:53:10 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: nickcarraway

So Hubby 1 and kids tried to kill hubby 2 and the fool thinks 4 of them can live happily together??


31 posted on 07/10/2014 10:55:45 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Salamander

But she seems to have them under her thumb.


32 posted on 07/10/2014 11:14:16 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: GeronL; Salamander

Nobody seems to have notice the funniest part to me. Her husband’s name was Nevermind.


33 posted on 07/10/2014 11:14:58 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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