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Uxbridge [MA] police warn against pooping onto passing trains
WCVB - Boston ^ | Jul 11, 2014

Posted on 07/13/2014 1:17:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

UXBRIDGE, Mass. —Uxbridge police say vandals have gone beyond graffiti along railroad tracks to a more disgusting crime.

People are pooping on trains (seriously) as the trains pass under overpasses in town, the Uxbridge police write in a post on their Facebook page.

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The police have issued a stern warning, "If we catch you with your pants down defecating on the train you will be charged with everything we can find that fits the elements to the crime."

(Excerpt) Read more at wcvb.com ...


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1 posted on 07/13/2014 1:17:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

You stay classy, Uxbridge.


2 posted on 07/13/2014 1:18:37 AM PDT by jospehm20
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Now we know what the Occupy crowd have been up to.


3 posted on 07/13/2014 1:19:06 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: jospehm20

Civic pride, you betcha.


4 posted on 07/13/2014 1:19:50 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Must be worser in Worcester.


5 posted on 07/13/2014 1:21:08 AM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

They should be dropping their loaves into the mooselimbs foot washing stations instead of wasting their “efforts”on trains.


6 posted on 07/13/2014 1:29:35 AM PDT by Octar
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To: Slings and Arrows

Katie Couric started the trend...

7 posted on 07/13/2014 1:41:26 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Cvengr

> Must be worser in Worcester.

Of course - everybody’s on the sauce.


8 posted on 07/13/2014 1:58:19 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Miley Cyrus perfected it.


9 posted on 07/13/2014 1:59:06 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Future EPA employees ?


10 posted on 07/13/2014 2:15:19 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: UCANSEE2

> Future EPA employees ?

Or present.


11 posted on 07/13/2014 2:16:56 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Heh. In Connecticut, the trains poop on the people/commuters.


12 posted on 07/13/2014 2:18:35 AM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Slings and Arrows

I think they should switch to police cars, myself


13 posted on 07/13/2014 2:26:57 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: fieldmarshaldj

THAT, is just plain nasty.


14 posted on 07/13/2014 2:27:23 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Gaffer

Been done.


15 posted on 07/13/2014 2:29:08 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Daffynition

Is that Soviet Connecticut?


16 posted on 07/13/2014 2:29:36 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Why yes, of course, comrade!

This is the unintended consequence of when you disallow priveys.


17 posted on 07/13/2014 2:32:24 AM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Slings and Arrows

If they want the thrill and excitement of “danger seeking”, then THAT is it! Haha.....Those cops will shoot you.


18 posted on 07/13/2014 2:32:43 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Gaffer

And just imagine, that creature thinks IT is morally superior to Gov. Palin.


19 posted on 07/13/2014 2:34:19 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Daffynition

Wait a minute. Didn’t Obama just declare outhouses racist?


20 posted on 07/13/2014 2:50:44 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Or present.

On weekends and evenings maybe but during the week EPA employees save it for the office.

21 posted on 07/13/2014 3:14:59 AM PDT by fso301
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To: Slings and Arrows

The DO”J” is chasing a float, but would
NEVER get involved with REAL crime.
Nope. No way.


22 posted on 07/13/2014 4:11:46 AM PDT by Diogenesis (The EXEMPT US Congress remains COMPLICIT)
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To: Diogenesis

In fairness, I’m not sure that what’s described here is a federal crime.


23 posted on 07/13/2014 4:28:34 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Choo-Choo Poo-Poo.


24 posted on 07/13/2014 4:31:40 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Time to eat your bran flakes. Don’t want to miss the 3:10 to Yuma!”


25 posted on 07/13/2014 4:50:32 AM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: Slings and Arrows
People are pooping on trains (seriously) as the trains pass under overpasses in town,

It's good to have a hobby.

26 posted on 07/13/2014 4:51:04 AM PDT by SIDENET
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To: Slings and Arrows

If this arrest goes to trial, who is in charge of gathering the evidence? And testing the DNA to prove it belongs to the perp?


27 posted on 07/13/2014 4:53:04 AM PDT by Bernard (The Road To Hell is not paved with good results.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Somebody needs a good spanking and being sent to bed without supper.


28 posted on 07/13/2014 5:13:52 AM PDT by Unam Sanctam
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To: gitmo
LOL. These things just *happen.* [Obama DOJ to investigate 'racist' Independence Day outhouse float]
29 posted on 07/13/2014 5:18:59 AM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Unam Sanctam

30 posted on 07/13/2014 5:22:54 AM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Daffynition

Exactly!


31 posted on 07/13/2014 5:24:10 AM PDT by Unam Sanctam
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To: Wolfie

“Train Splotting”


32 posted on 07/13/2014 5:52:29 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Kids must be pretty bored in my old hometown. I’m planning a trip to Uxbridge later this summer to visit family... this will give us something interesting to talk about.


33 posted on 07/13/2014 6:08:07 AM PDT by ken in texas
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To: Slings and Arrows

Was it Paleface Lizzy Warren?


34 posted on 07/13/2014 6:08:40 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Slings and Arrows
Gone from putting a penny on the rail to spending a penny on the train itself.

Tasteless joke alert...

Rich guy on a train, circa 1885.
"Oh man, I gotta take a dump, and no place to go here!"
So he opens the window, sticks his butt out and proceeds with business.
Two intoxicated bums sitting alongside the tracks. First one says, "Hey, Joe didja see that fat guy's head sticking out the window?"
Second one says "Yeah, and did you see the size of the cigar he was smoking?"

35 posted on 07/13/2014 6:16:47 AM PDT by W. (Democrats need the 'poor' to justify their political existance. What'd LBJ say? "I'll have them ni..)
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To: SIDENET
It's good to have a hobby.

So that's what they mean by "train spotting"?

36 posted on 07/13/2014 6:28:08 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (This is known as "bad luck". - Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: BenLurkin

“Pardon Me Boys, But Have You Shat Upon the Choo-Choo?”


37 posted on 07/13/2014 6:35:59 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: Slings and Arrows

The scene of the crime:

https://www.google.com/maps/@42.053872,-71.61331,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sjelYBtb_tBKIMvZUUH4m3w!2e0


38 posted on 07/13/2014 6:39:38 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (This is known as "bad luck". - Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: Wolfie

LOL!


39 posted on 07/13/2014 6:45:12 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

You have to be the lowest of low lifes for this to be your crowning glory.


40 posted on 07/13/2014 6:46:28 AM PDT by bgill
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Looks like a nice enough location (pre-pooper, at least).


41 posted on 07/13/2014 6:47:10 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: bgill; Slings and Arrows

I wonder if this has anything to do with the illegal invaders that have been snuck into MA?!


42 posted on 07/13/2014 6:49:18 AM PDT by Shimmer1 (If chocolate fudge cake could sing, it would sound like Barry White.)
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To: Wolfie

Pardon me, boy
Is that the Uxbridge choo choo?
Track twenty-nine
Boy, you smell like swine
I can afford
To board the Uxbridge choo choo
I’ve got no fare
But some doody to spare


43 posted on 07/13/2014 7:05:11 AM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: TurboZamboni

Hahahaha...good job!


44 posted on 07/13/2014 7:15:22 AM PDT by rlmorel ("A nation, despicable by it"s weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Thanks for the link... been down that road many times. Now there will be a “local attraction” to check out in a few weeks during my visit. /s


45 posted on 07/13/2014 7:19:00 AM PDT by ken in texas
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To: Daffynition
For the life of me I can't figure out what's racist about an outhouse. I've seen many a white person going to or from the privy. I can't recall ever seeing a black person do so. I'm sure they have to just like white folk. How is an outhouse racist?


46 posted on 07/13/2014 7:25:17 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Wow. What a gorgeous place to take a dump!


47 posted on 07/13/2014 7:27:42 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wicked s***tah.


48 posted on 07/13/2014 8:16:47 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Slings and Arrows

Old joke about two passengers on a train. One asks if he can have the aisle seat, as he has diarrhea. The other says no problem, as he is constipated.

After a while, the constipated man says he thinks his problem is working itself out, so he needs to go to the toilet, and excuses himself. But just before he gets there, the man with diarrhea darts past him and grabs the handle, but to no avail, as the door is locked.

“What do we do? What do we do?”, he says, frantically. The constipated man points at a couple of windows in the back. So the two drop their pants and stick their rear ends out the windows.

Right then, the train was passing through a small town, past a couple of hobos resting near the tracks. “Say,” says one hobo to the other, “I think I recognize one of them fellers on that train.”

“Which one,” said the other, “the one smokin’ a ceegar, or the one chewin’ tabaccy?”


49 posted on 07/13/2014 9:15:09 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I just read the article and the police chief said the trains could be carrying hazardous material...

If the trains wasn't carrying hazard material, it would be ...

50 posted on 07/13/2014 9:31:26 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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