Posted on 07/13/2014 1:17:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
UXBRIDGE, Mass. —Uxbridge police say vandals have gone beyond graffiti along railroad tracks to a more disgusting crime.
People are pooping on trains (seriously) as the trains pass under overpasses in town, the Uxbridge police write in a post on their Facebook page.
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The police have issued a stern warning, "If we catch you with your pants down defecating on the train you will be charged with everything we can find that fits the elements to the crime."
(Excerpt) Read more at wcvb.com ...
On weekends and evenings maybe but during the week EPA employees save it for the office.
The DO”J” is chasing a float, but would
NEVER get involved with REAL crime.
Nope. No way.
In fairness, I’m not sure that what’s described here is a federal crime.
Choo-Choo Poo-Poo.
“Time to eat your bran flakes. Don’t want to miss the 3:10 to Yuma!”
It's good to have a hobby.
If this arrest goes to trial, who is in charge of gathering the evidence? And testing the DNA to prove it belongs to the perp?
Somebody needs a good spanking and being sent to bed without supper.
Exactly!
“Train Splotting”
Kids must be pretty bored in my old hometown. I’m planning a trip to Uxbridge later this summer to visit family... this will give us something interesting to talk about.
Was it Paleface Lizzy Warren?
Tasteless joke alert...
Rich guy on a train, circa 1885.
"Oh man, I gotta take a dump, and no place to go here!"
So he opens the window, sticks his butt out and proceeds with business.
Two intoxicated bums sitting alongside the tracks. First one says, "Hey, Joe didja see that fat guy's head sticking out the window?"
Second one says "Yeah, and did you see the size of the cigar he was smoking?"
So that's what they mean by "train spotting"?
“Pardon Me Boys, But Have You Shat Upon the Choo-Choo?”
The scene of the crime:
LOL!
You have to be the lowest of low lifes for this to be your crowning glory.
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