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Apparently Drunk Man Arrested For Posing As TSA Agent, Patting Down Women At SFO
CBS ^ | staff

Posted on 07/17/2014 7:13:28 PM PDT by Morgana

SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) — A San Francisco man suspected of having one too many drinks is accused of posing as a Transportation Security Administration agent and groped two unsuspecting women, both foreigners, in a private booth for security pat downs.

Authorities said the man was a ticketed passenger who went through the security checkpoint and was seen drinking at an airport lounge for a few hours Tuesday.

(Excerpt) Read more at sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: groping; tsa

1 posted on 07/17/2014 7:13:28 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

What’s the difference?


2 posted on 07/17/2014 7:16:23 PM PDT by ImNotLying (The Right To Bear Arms: Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless!)
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To: Morgana

Considering it is San Francisco, I’m surprised he wasn’t patting down other guys.


3 posted on 07/17/2014 7:18:45 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: ImNotLying

Just roll on your back and do whatever the nice officer tells you.

/sarc


4 posted on 07/17/2014 7:19:16 PM PDT by lightman (O Lord, save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance, giving to Thy Church vict'ry o'er Her enemies.)
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To: Morgana

FBI?


5 posted on 07/17/2014 7:23:58 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: Morgana

My kind of drunk. Cheers!

;^)


6 posted on 07/17/2014 7:24:44 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("In the modern world, Muslims are living fossils.")
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To: Morgana

At least he’s a happy drunk.


7 posted on 07/17/2014 7:25:28 PM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: Morgana

It’s actually kind of amazing that this hasn’t happened before now.


8 posted on 07/17/2014 7:28:06 PM PDT by americas.best.days... ( I think we can now say that they are behind us.)
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To: ImNotLying

The difference is he was not getting paid to ______ Yea I won’t finish that sentence.


9 posted on 07/17/2014 7:28:26 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: americas.best.days...

You mean that none of us have been caught before.


10 posted on 07/17/2014 7:31:34 PM PDT by ansel12 (LEGAL immigrants, 30 million 1980-2012, continues to remake the nation's electorate for democrats)
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To: americas.best.days...
It’s actually kind of amazing that this hasn’t happened before now.

I thought the exact same thing.

11 posted on 07/17/2014 7:35:15 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: ansel12

“You mean that none of us have been caught before.”

Oh dear...where’s Laz?


12 posted on 07/17/2014 7:37:23 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: americas.best.days...
"It’s actually kind of amazing that this hasn’t happened before now."

What makes you say that? ;-)

13 posted on 07/17/2014 7:39:09 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: Morgana; ansel12

One of the frequently recited lines in my (now three decades distant) college days was “I’m FBI”

F emale
B ody
I nspector


14 posted on 07/17/2014 7:44:41 PM PDT by lightman (O Lord, save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance, giving to Thy Church vict'ry o'er Her enemies.)
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To: Morgana

Probably having some drinks and hanging out at some sleazy airport.


15 posted on 07/17/2014 8:00:17 PM PDT by ansel12 (LEGAL immigrants, 30 million 1980-2012, continues to remake the nation's electorate for democrats)
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To: Morgana

Whoopi wants to know if it was grope grope.


16 posted on 07/17/2014 8:02:06 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: Morgana

Another case of No Pictures, No Names, No Nothing.


17 posted on 07/17/2014 8:57:49 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Morgana
Honestly: Who hasn't sat in an airport bar, nursing his fourth martini, and then heard over the P.A. system that his flight has been delayed three hours, and then decided to kill some time posing as a TSA inspector?

Seriously: Is it even illegal? TSA workers aren't govt. officials anyway, are they? Wouldn't it be like impersonating a newstand employee?

Regards,

18 posted on 07/17/2014 9:26:51 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: Morgana

Now, why didn’t I think of that?


19 posted on 07/17/2014 9:39:17 PM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: Morgana

He was issued a citation and a job offer.


20 posted on 07/17/2014 9:44:20 PM PDT by Ken H
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To: Morgana

This is kind of brilliant, actually.


21 posted on 07/17/2014 9:48:14 PM PDT by Mr. Blond
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To: Morgana

“Apparently Drunk Man Arrested For Posing As TSA Agent, Patting Down Women At SFO”

And how exactly can they tell the TSA agent was a poser?


22 posted on 07/17/2014 10:08:33 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: Morgana

On the wackiness scale this is up there with “teacher has sex with her 16 year old male students”


23 posted on 07/17/2014 11:15:12 PM PDT by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: Morgana

Hey, intrusively feeling up the ladies in a bogus search for purported terrorists is a TSA monopoly!


24 posted on 07/18/2014 5:07:15 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Veggie Todd

Whoopi is a grope grope!


25 posted on 07/18/2014 9:01:34 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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