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Man Gets Locked Up [arrested], Orders Pizzas From Cell
Yahoo! News ^ | 7/18/14 | Ko Im

Posted on 07/18/2014 4:00:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

He was already suspected of shoplifting beer, but a southern Kentucky man now faces additional charges for a pizza prank.

While Michael Harp was in the process of getting booked at the police station, the 29-year-old placed an order for pizza on his cell phone.

Five boxes from Domino's were delivered to an Officer Wilson, who had arrested Harp.

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TOPICS: Food; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
10 out 10 for style, -10^92 for common sense.
1 posted on 07/18/2014 4:00:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
If he'd ordered donuts, then all would be forgiven.


2 posted on 07/18/2014 4:01:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

At least they didn’t choke him to death.


3 posted on 07/18/2014 4:03:33 PM PDT by Darksheare (I don't have a copy. one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hmmmm?

How many inmates are malnourished in our penal institutions?

To watch some Lock-up shows on pmlsdnbc, they look purty well fed..


4 posted on 07/18/2014 4:03:41 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Why did he still have his cell phone if he was in a jail cell?


5 posted on 07/18/2014 4:03:52 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Darksheare

I told ya to hold the anchovies!

Now I got to taze and gas ya!!


6 posted on 07/18/2014 4:04:59 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

You gotta’ laugh.


7 posted on 07/18/2014 4:07:07 PM PDT by Cry if I Wanna
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To: Slings and Arrows

I have a Stuff pizza a mile away,, makes a decent pizza and a calzoni that fills..

Thanks but no thanks tho!

Wifey is hitting Arbys on the way home!!

Tho.. A combo #1 and #2 medium sounds awful tempting

LIfe is a bugger sumtimes


8 posted on 07/18/2014 4:08:10 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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To: Darksheare

Anyone check on his dog?


9 posted on 07/18/2014 4:11:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

Maybe they meant a payphone in his jail cell.


10 posted on 07/18/2014 4:11:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: NormsRevenge

Taze, gas, and nightstick.
“You forgot the drinks!”


11 posted on 07/18/2014 4:15:48 PM PDT by Darksheare (I don't have a copy. one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Dog is being held for questioning.
Might be a total loss.
Found out someplace after some dudes uncle in the concrete business gets an order.


12 posted on 07/18/2014 4:17:09 PM PDT by Darksheare (I don't have a copy. one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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13 posted on 07/18/2014 4:18:16 PM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%i)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Maybe they meant a payphone in his jail cell.

Those are usually collect only phones. It'd be hard to get a pizza joint to take your order if you couldn't even pay for the call.

14 posted on 07/18/2014 4:18:42 PM PDT by SeeSharp
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To: dsrtsage

2nd best scene in the movie.


15 posted on 07/18/2014 4:20:23 PM PDT by newfreep
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To: Slings and Arrows

No.


16 posted on 07/18/2014 4:20:51 PM PDT by real saxophonist (Fightin in a basement)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I thought it was while they were booking him. Still doesn’t explain why he has his phone.


17 posted on 07/18/2014 4:35:45 PM PDT by Politicalkiddo (You cannot protect a child from child abuse by aborting it. Abortion *is* child abuse.)
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To: dsrtsage

Ned Braden: Now, they give you one phone call. See they book you, and then the give you one phone call.

Jack Hanson: Call the pizza man!

18 posted on 07/18/2014 4:39:39 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

He wasn’t in a cell, he was being booked. They usually search you for weapons before they arrest you, but they don’t take all your property from you until they get you booked.


19 posted on 07/18/2014 5:06:50 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Harp now faces additional identity/deception/impersonation charges. Under Kentucky law, pretending to be a police officer is a felony.”

Well, that’s a bit extreme for a silly prank. Making him pay for the dang pizzas without getting to eat them is probably punishment enough.

I guess he can be glad they didn’t charge him with trying to bribe an officer too.


20 posted on 07/18/2014 5:09:20 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Slings and Arrows

"Pizza?! Y'all know how unhealthy that is! Now ship them pizzas to the White House immediately! For evidence!"


21 posted on 07/18/2014 5:09:25 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: Politicalkiddo; SeeSharp

OK, video said the cops let him use his phone while they were booking him. Bet they don’t do that again.


22 posted on 07/18/2014 5:18:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Boogieman

Those are the fake charges. The real charge is Contempt Of Cop.


23 posted on 07/18/2014 5:20:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Darksheare

Concrete overshoes on a dog?! Is their shooting really that bad?


24 posted on 07/18/2014 5:23:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yes.


25 posted on 07/18/2014 5:31:01 PM PDT by Darksheare (I don't have a copy. one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

Before I got things straightened out in life, I once got “arrested” for disorderly conduct(threating bouncers beating up a aquintiance) and was put in the tiny southern city jail. It was totally BS. I called the police dispatcher and told them I was being held against my will from the phone in the cell. It did not help matters. Good times. They got 380 bucks for that.


26 posted on 07/18/2014 7:15:02 PM PDT by guyfromjrz (fresh breath, it speaks for itself.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
My wife works at a State mental institution as an aid. The "Residents" are allowed to order delivery from some of the local establishments. One evening one of them ordered a Pizza and decided not to pay for it. He scarfed down 3/4 of the pie before they were able to stop him.

New policy patients pay for it before it comes tot he door.

27 posted on 07/19/2014 4:18:30 AM PDT by verga (Conservative, leaning libertarian)
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“Harp now faces additional identity/deception/impersonation charges. Under Kentucky law, pretending to be a police officer is a felony.”

Harp should claim First Amendment rights to pretend to be a police officer. If we would have claimed to be a Medal of Honor recipient.....all would be okay.

28 posted on 07/19/2014 4:27:39 AM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy saints surrounded.)
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To: verga

Good policy, that.


29 posted on 07/19/2014 4:50:15 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: NormsRevenge

I used to live on Arby’s as a teen, had a friend that worked there in drive-thru.
The place closed years ago and there is not an Arby’s anywhere near me in (MA) anymore.

I miss the Beef and Cheddar on the onion roll....


30 posted on 07/22/2014 4:29:46 PM PDT by mowowie
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