[BBell]

Sparky the gay dog - voiced by George Clooney

Stan, your dogs a gay homosexual.

[Slings and Arrows]

Suuuuuuuuuper!

[Billthedrill]

“Don’t be gay, Sparky!”

[dfwgator]

Cartman: You guys see me block that defense today, I was kicking ass.
Kyle: You’re gonna need to kick more ass than that to beat the Cowboys.
Cartman: Hey, speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan’s little homo dog.
Stan: Shut up dude! [Sparky comes up panting with a pink scarf on] Sparky, where’d you get that pink scarf?
Sparky: Bark, bark.
Cartman: Man, that is the gayest dog I’ve ever seen.
Stan: He just needs some training, that’s all. Sit Sparky. [Sparky sits] Good boy, now shake. [Sparky shakes.] Goood boy. Now, don’t be gay. [waiting for the comand to sink in] Don’t be gay Spark. Don’t be gay. [Sparky looks at Stan with confusion and growls]
Kyle: Did it work?
Stan: I don’t know.
Cartman: He still looks pretty gay to me.
Bill: Huh, huh.
Fosse: Hey Stan, your dog been to any Pride marches lately?
Bill: Huh huh, meh, yeah, maybe you should take him to a Barbara Streisand concert. [They laugh] Stupid little gay dog.
Fosse: Gay dog.

[dfwgator]

George Clooney’s greatest job of acting ever.