This Guy Ate Pizza Every Day For 25 Years, And Lived To Tell The Tale

Esquire ^ | July 16, 2014 | Megan Friedman

[Tax-chick]

Pizza is bread, meat, cheese, sauce. What’s a sandwich? Bread, meat, cheese, condiments.

[GeronL]

tomato sauce is a vegetable!!!

[Tax-chick]

So are onions, olives, peppers, mushrooms, etc.

[GeronL]

pineapples are pretty good too

[GeronL]

bell peppers, yum

[Vince Ferrer]

Its like he never left college.

[Tax-chick]

Onions and mushrooms are my favorite toppings.

[Lurker]

I count bacon as a vegetable.

[fatnotlazy]

Moochelle won't approve.

[umgud]

I’m on a diet, so I always tell them to cut my pizza into 4, not 8 peices.

[Kickass Conservative]

He has Diabetes, and a Clean Bill of Health?

So much for that Pre Existing Conditions thing.

I guess Obamacare is working after all.

[a fool in paradise]

Its like he never left college.

"25 years of college, down the drain..."

[Billthedrill]

I’m on a diet, so I always tell them to cut my pizza into 4, not 8 pieces.

Yeh - you'd have to be really hungry to eat eight pieces anyway.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

There are some frozen pizzas that are head and shoulders better than the restaurants. One of my favorites is King Pin Pizza. It's a Wisconsin brand, but I mean this baby when its cooked will put the Italian restaurants to shame. And it's only $7.

[RedMDer]

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[RedMDer]

LOL! I once asked when ordering a delivery pizza how big a large is... Answer 8 slices.

[Secret Agent Man]

all of this could be put into a food processor and blended with a proper pizza sauce and the guy’d never even see it.

[Secret Agent Man]

bacon eats vegetables.

[Lurker]

See what I mean? Bacon is concentrated vegetables.